| Quote | Character |
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| 'We both have a class across campus, and I can't go that kind of distance with, 'Ooh, that's nice!'' | |
| “If life is just a series of ridiculous attempts to be alive, you’re a hero to everything that’s ever lived.” | |
| 'I don't wanna be your father.' | |
| “Now, do you wanna talk about clothes like a girl? Or use tapered sticks to hit balls around a cushioned table like a man?” | |
| 'I'm barely a student. I'm older than you, I drive a Lexus, i saw Ghostbusters in the theater.' | |
| 'And I hope you'll be seizing a more contemporary movie!' | |
| 'He picked on Abed, and he corrected my Spanish! | |
| 'Thank God. But I'll have to get a second opinion from a guy in my Basketweaving class.' | |
| | Quote | Character |
|---|
| 'DO NOT feel sorry for her. She stole a year of our lives, and we're right to be pissed.' | |
| 'She wants everyone to be honest, but she lies to herself; she's seen the world but doesn't get it.' | |
| 'I'm wearing a $6,000 suit, and you spent three days making cardboard box robot armor.' | |
| 'One question, where did you learn to count questions? And are you telling me you need a fake degree?' | |
| 'I talked to your son on Family Day. I know all about your gambling.' | |
| 'Amazing! He's like an evil genie!' | |
| 'He never wears a shirt, he never wears shoes. How has he not died from lack of service?' | |
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