| Quote | Quote | Episode |
| It turns out that ____ _____ is not a form of yoga. It's a form of guerrilla street fighting developed by the Israeli Army. | |
| Barney: They all dress like strippers. It's, 'Go __ or go home.' | |
| Barney: Hanging out at a ______ _____: not nearly as much fun as hanging out at a bar. | |
| Marshall: I can't believe this whole time it was you guys; I've been blaming ______ ___ _______ Leotard guy. | |
| Robin: Met you at the mall. Didn’t know how far I would fall. My friends said I was a fool (You’re a fool) (Shut up), cause you were older and got ______ ___ __ ______ (You’r | |
| Ted: Gee, is that ice cream cone big enough? Robin: Uhhh, it's _________ enough | |
| Lily: Marshall forgot his ____. | |
| Barney: You can call it a _____ ____ ______ ____ if you want, doesn't make you any less of a cross dresser. | |
| Marshall: Yeah, I would and you know why? 'Cause I love you guys and I'm gonna show you how much: Ted Mosby, Robin Scherbatsky, I bequeath unto you... ___ _____ ____. | |
| Ted: Ladies love _____ ________. Marshall: You're waiting for me to comment on your 'self-assigned nickname.' [Pause] Well here's my comment: I LOVE IT! _____ ________(same as abov | |