Why did the blonde run outside holding her purse open?
How does Jack Frost get to work?
Why did the coffee taste like dirt?
Why couldn't the jury convict the construction worker?
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
What do you call a fish that's missing an eye?
What did the man say when he walked into the bar?
Why is camping so vigorous?
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
Why didn't Cinderella make the soccer team?
How do you make a tissue dance?
Why did the simpleton bring a book on the plane?
Why was the broom late?
What did the red light say to the green light?
What do you call cattle that can't stand up straight?
What has four wheels and flies?
Why was the orange so likeable?
Why did the guy shout into his mailbox?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
How does a chair turn into fabric?
What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe with Lassie?
What did the foreman say to the minter who produced dimes instead of pennies?
Where was Solomon's temple?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What do you call a chicken pen with two doors?
Where did the one-legged waitress work?
What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall?
Why did the woman tremble prior to applying her salad dressing
Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?
How do inmates communicate with each other?