| Anti-FML | Song | Artist |
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| Today, I got lucky with a girl I've been trying to get lucky with since high school. I didn't have a need to use my automatic weapon. Life is good! | |
| Today, I slipped out the back door and got away from that pesky landlady. I proceeded to the tavern for a triple shot of that juice. Life is good! | |
| Today, despite being told I couldn't drink at the bar, I invited that girl upstairs for some champange. Life is good! | |
| Today, actually the next day, I caught up with Bobbie Sue. We got the money and headed down south. Life Is good! | |
| Today, I got two girls and a cold beer. My partners got the money and gold. Life is good! | |
| Today, I'm doing well. The very good looking instructor needs to see me after classes are done today. Life is good! | |
| Today, I went down to Texas and had some fun. I met some girls that gave a good time. Life is good! | |
| Today, I was strapped to the electric chair. I heard a scream... it was just a dream. Whew! Life is good! | |
| Today, despite feeling dead on my feet, I am now a free man. They better scratch me from that black book. Life is good! | |
| Today, I bound to be one with thee. You're all I need. Life is good! | |
| Today, I'm happy at home. You make me live. Life is good! | |
| Today, I found my friends. I'm ugly, but so are you. Life is good! | |
| Today, I can breathe for the first time. I'm so moving on. Life is good! | |
| Today, I got lucky with a girl. She didn't have arms or legs. Whatever. I need a hole. I don't need hips. Life is good! | |
| Today, I got busted with a rather large quantity of cocaine. But I made bail. That's the way it goes. Life is good! | |
| | Anti-FML | Song | Artist |
|---|
| Today, I finally got all that alcohol I couldn't afford as well as some new furniture. Life is good! | |
| Today, while you were asleep, I had intercourse with your girlfriend. She called me 'daddy'. I smacked her on the rear. Life is good! | |
| Today, I drove my dad's T-Bird to the hamburger stand. Wasn't I supposed to be somewhere? The library, perhaps? Whatever, life is good! | |
| Today, I was in between the sheets. I had some sweets. I kept what I saw. Life is good! | |
| Today, she was getting low. She asked for another dance. How am I supposed to leave? Life is good! | |
| Today, I got this feeling you were going to stay. I didn't know that it could happen this way. Life is good! | |
| Today, I hung out with the guys. My girlfriend didn't seem to mind. My lack of endowment dosen't seem to be an issue either. Life is good! | |
| Today, I finally got that car (a '41- not a '59) and I got that girl. Life is good! | |
| Today, I got you. I can relate to sugar and spice. Life is good! | |
| Today, I felt a pinprick. The pain is gone. That will keep me going for the show. Life is good! | |
| Today, she keeps her eyes to herself. I can still look at someone else. Life is good! | |
| Today, my vision seems to have improved. The storm system is passing by. Life is good! | |
| Today, she's walking down my street. She comes up to my house and makes me feel alright. Life is good! | |
| Today, I bought a '30 Ford wagon. I'm going somewhere where there is a 2 to 1 female to male ratio. Life is good! | |
| Today, after saving my friend from certain death, I picked up a car full of girls. Next stop: Eastside Motel. Life is good! | |
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VH1's 100 Songs ('90s) 
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