| Lyric | Musical | Song |
| Dearly beloved, are you listening? | |
| A nice extension on the house and a fortnight in Majorca | |
| Be a table, be a sports car, ice cream cone | |
| I have a moo cow | |
| Why don't my mother love me? | |
| Forget about your algebra and calculus | |
| Just as long as you're not from Hebrew school | |
| | Lyric | Musical | Song |
| Did I mutilate, maim, and destroy? | |
| I feel the burn, but I don't feel the pain | |
| And my jump shot was really great | |
| Resist the urge to touch, to kiss | |
| Turn off the juice, boy | |
| But of course I'll rise above it | |
| Except for you because you're dying | |
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