Quote | Family Guy or South Park?(F or S) |
Respect my authorita! | |
Hippies.They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad. | |
I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. I want to feel his salvation all over my face. | |
If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert. | |
Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all. | |
Okay, that does it! Now, listen! Why is it that everything today has involved things either going in or coming out of my ass?! | |
How many times do we have to go through this? You're black. You can play bass. | |
Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid **** didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck on a hose. | |
| Quote | Family Guy or South Park?(F or S) |
Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch. | |
Wow! That's a lot of seamen. | |
The name of the show was 'Kids Say the Darndest Things,' not 'Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up.' | |
Sure thing, I've got tauntauns coming out my ****! Ha-ha! | |
I'm not a dog, you fat bastard!!! | |
Just one thing, Morgan Freeman: how come every time something convoluted needs explaining, you show up? Morgan Freeman: Because every time I show up and explain something, I earn a | |
Drug Investigator: Jesus did not suffer for our sins, he was in fact very high. | |
Fat chicks need love too...they just have to pay! | |
| Quote | Family Guy or South Park?(F or S) |
How is it that Mint and Berry came together delivering full flavor and intense crunch? | |
Kool Aid Guy: OOOOOOOH YA! | |
You're not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid. Sorry about that fatty fat fatty. Hey Tom he's just a fat kid! Aren't you, fatty? You're just a big ol' fat kid. Here's some chocola | |
Unfortunately, we've just been imformed the Dark Lord Cthulu has shat on the runway of the New Orleans airport and we'll be delayed at least another hour. | |
And it will be like a taco inside taco within a Taco Bell that's inside a KFC that's within a mall that's inside your dream! | |
I don't want to get rid of my pimple, I like him. He's my friend. His name is Doug. | |
He said Madonna is an old anorexic ****, who wore out her welcome years ago, and that now she suddenly speaks with a British accent, she thinks she can play guitar and she should | |
Math my dear boy is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology. | |
| Quote | Family Guy or South Park?(F or S) |
King Lion: We lions love jokes. Before you join our cult, you must pull my thorn. Come on, pull my thorn. (______ pulls it and the lion farts] | |
Don't forget to bring a towel. | |
Dumbass, you can only milk a dog once every few hours. It doesn't work if you beat off the dog again right away. | |
Oh geez, I don't wanna get the AIDS fellas. | |
I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it. | |
Doctor: I'm afraid that the hemorrhoid has spread to his lungs. | |
Respect my authorita! | |
Hippies.They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad. | |
want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. I want to feel his salvation all over my face. | |
f I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert. | |
Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all. | |
Okay, that does it! Now, listen! Why is it that everything today has involved things either going in or coming out of my ass?! | |
How many times do we have to go through this? You're black. You can play bass. | |
eah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid **** didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck on a hose. | |
Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch. | |
Wow! That's a lot of seamen. | |
The name of the show was 'Kids Say the Darndest Things,' not 'Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up.' | |
Sure thing, I've got tauntauns coming out my a**hole! Ha-ha! | |
I'm not a dog, you fat bastard!!! | |
Just one thing, Morgan Freeman: how come every time something convoluted needs explaining, you show up? Morgan Freeman: Because every time I show up and explain something, I earn a | |
Drug Investigator: Jesus did not suffer for our sins, he was in fact very high. | |
Fat chicks need love too...they just have to pay! | |
How is it that Mint and Berry came together delivering full flavor and intense crunch? | |
Kool Aid Guy: OOOOOOOH YA! | |
You're not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid. Sorry about that fatty fat fatty. Hey Tom he's just a fat kid! Aren't you, fatty? You're just a big ol' fat kid. Here's some chocola | |
Unfortunately, we've just been imformed the Dark Lord Cthulu has shat on the runway of the New Orleans airport and we'll be delayed at least another hour. | |
And it will be like a taco inside taco within a Taco Bell that's inside a KFC that's within a mall that's inside your dream! | |
I don't want to get rid of my pimple, I like him. He's my friend. His name is Doug. | |
He said Madonna is an old anorexic ****, who wore out her welcome years ago, and that now she suddenly speaks with a British accent, she thinks she can play guitar and she should | |
Math my dear boy is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology. | |
King Lion: We lions love jokes. Before you join our cult, you must pull my thorn. Come on, pull my thorn. (______ pulls it and the lion farts] | |
Don't forget to bring a towel. | |
umbass, you can only milk a dog once every few hours. It doesn't work if you beat off the dog again right away. | |
Oh geez, I don't wanna get the AIDS fellas. | |
I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it. | |
Doctor: I'm afraid that the hemorrhoid has spread to his lungs. | |
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