| Quote | Character | Movie |
| 'Is that really what my hair looks like from the back?' | |
| 'Follow the spiders. Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies?' | |
| 'I shouldn't have told you that!' | |
| 'I'll show you mine if you show me yours.' | |
| 'AMAZING! This is just like magic!' | |
| 'But I am the chosen one.' | |
| 'What happened down in the dungeon between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret. So, naturally, the whole school knows.' | |
| 'what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?' | |
| 'Why don't you run along and play with your chemistry set?' | |
| Personally, I think you look a little more devil-may-care this way, but it's up to you.' | |
| | Quote | Character | Movie |
| 'Because deep down you know that you deserve to be punished.' | |
| 'Well, well, Lupin. Out for a little walk...in the moonlight are we?' | |
| 'I can make bad things happen to people who are mean to me.' | |
| 'It's not like I TRY to blow things up, exactly, it just sorta happens.' | |
| 'That's all that was left, a finger.' | |
| 'You may not like him, Minister, but you can't deny: Dumbledore's got style.' | |
| 'If you die down there you're welcome to share my toilet.' | |
| 'Finally, the flesh reflects the madness within.' | |
| 'Neville Longbottom, isn't it? How's mum and dad?' | |
| 'God, I miss the screaming.' | |
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