| Misheard Lyric | Actual Lyric | Artist |
|---|
| 'Heathcliff! It's me; I'm a tree, I'm a wombat. Oh, so cold at the end of your winter' | |
| 'You're gonna be the one at Sainsbury's' | |
| 'Strange vaccinations are killing me.' | |
| 'A year has passed since I broke my nose.' | |
| 'Scallaboosh, Scallaboosh, will you do the banned tango' | |
| 'Michelle ma belle, some say monkeys play piano well, play piano well' | |
| 'Shamu the mysterious whale' | |
| 'The girl with colitis goes by.' | |
| 'It's alright. It's okay. You make love the other way.' | |
| 'You make the best homemade stew around.' | |
| | Misheard Lyric | Actual Lyric | Artist |
|---|
| 'Scuse me while I kiss this guy' | |
| 'A young girl with eyes like potatoes.' | |
| 'Love struck a hole in your tights' | |
| 'Go and get stuffed' | |
| 'Sue Lawley' | |
| 'Thump your brother' | |
| 'Coming to Jamaica ha' | |
| 'Is this the real life? Is it just Battersea?' | |
| 'Poor me, me ears are alight' | |
| 'Tonight I sellotape my glove to you' | |
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'The' Bands 
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