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| 'When I’m a mother, I’m never letting my kids out of my sight.' | |
| 'Bikini contest!' | |
| 'She's um....5' 10', blonde hair, long legs, and ginormous headlights!' | |
| 'Oh, Jethro, I can spend forever finding nothing.' | |
| '...99...100... Just doing my morning exercise.' | |
| 'He said you tried to sleep with him in Paraquay.' | |
| 'It's a convertible sofa. Slept on one once for seven months.' | |
| 'You may be smart, but my geek carries a gun!' | |
| 'Uh, well, the last time I was in this situation, Tony threw a rock through a window. ' | |
| 'There's a secretary from the Pentagon downstairs and she claims her boss is being held hostage by his computer.' | |
| 'Stubborn, pigheaded, and unaware of his own limitations.' | |
| 'When I was a kid, I used to bury our pets under our porch till my mom found out.' | |
| 'George Clooney could not get laid in this place!' | |
| 'Is that a fact, DiNozzo?' | |
| 'Sorry, Caitlin.' | |
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| 'Oh, Gibbs, I never knew!' | |
| ''Your hands my body now.' | |
| 'Gibbs is a boat man. He doesn’t understand I have to have my car.' | |
| 'You were in the bathroom for 45 minutes!' | |
| 'Gibbs can't really expect us to hack into the pentagon in a single afternoon!' | |
| 'Tried to get to it last night, but Sears was havin' a sale.' | |
| 'Does it help you to - talk to them?' | |
| 'Her head is in the toilet Mr. Palmer.' | |
| 'It never is. Now go, you little autopsy gremlin. Get out of here!' | |
| 'Ugh! I feel like I died and woke up in a Calvin Klein ad!' | |
| 'You got to get a life, Gibbs.' | |
| ' I thought I was joining a Federal Agency, not reliving my junior year in high school.' | |
| 'I don't know, she doesn't speak to me anymore.' | |
| 'You oughta try building a boat with hand tools after a couple shots of Jack.' | |
| 'Ah... Agent Gibbs, sir...Dr. Mallard doesn't have....' | |
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Chat Acronyms (Common)
Seven Dirty Words
3 Letter Body Parts
