| NCIS | |
| 'Should I write these on my Palm Pilot, or crochet them on pillows?' | |
| 'What are you, my priest?' | |
| 'Good God, Gibbs. I’ve barely met the deceased!' | |
| 'I think it means I just have to hijack Air Force One. ' | |
| 'Hey, you could be the NCIS poster girl in that outfit!' | |
| 'I get to do forensics?' | |
| 'Nope. You fall in the category of want to get kicked in the ass on the ground.' | |
| 'Very good, Agent Todd. Very good.' | |
| 'Four? No, four's unlucky in China. ' | |
| 'Do I look like a lawyer?' | |
| 'What does it for me, Tony, is a mystery that you will never solve.' | |
| 'Why do I feel like a high school principal?' | |
| 'Wow. That was very smart Tony!' | |
| 'Well if you'll excuse me, I'll get our poor seaman out of his wet clothes. ' | |
| 'I say it's time we turn out the lights and play in the dark.' | |
| | NCIS | |
| 'He does this just to screw with me - don't you?' | |
| 'I can't wait to weigh your liver.' | |
| 'One more and bada-bing-bada-boom!' | |
| 'Oh, and here's the big whoop!' | |
| 'You should wash your hands with soap for saying that.' | |
| 'Jeez, Gibbs, even I know what Punk'd is.' | |
| 'Well, then, don't yell 'Fore' when I have a niblick in my hand.' | |
| 'Is that why you've been shoving water down my throat for the past hour?' | |
| 'Do not 'sir' me. I work for a living.' | |
| 'Ready to have your world rocked again?' | |
| 'You know, Abby, sometimes the dead make more sense to me than the living.' | |
| 'Good news, Commander. It took ten years, but we located your luggage.' | |
| 'I miss canvas seats.' | |
| 'Five years with Gibbs? Amazed the guy didn't end up in a straitjacket.' | |
| 'I know what's in the special sauce.' | |
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