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| 'Everytime I pass her desk I have this overwhelming urge to shove a cheeseburger in her throat.' | |
| 'Well, I told Ziva I went to the gym this morning--' | |
| 'It's never a good idea to get married.' | |
| 'This is tragic, don't tell me you've never heard of beer pong, Probie! | |
| 'Wait, you're not gonna step on me are you?' | |
| 'Did I ever tell you about the time I shoved a French Policemen off a cliff?' | |
| 'It's not too early for a cocktail is it?' | |
| 'And if it helps, I forced it out of her.' | |
| 'Well we got another dead man walking.' | |
| 'Ahhh! McGee! My baby's french frying!' | |
| 'Don't take it personal.......Goliath.' | |
| 'Trust me, you wouldn't want me to ruin the surprise.' | |
| 'I'm not just a killer anymore. I'm an investigator. Now can I go home?' | |
| 'Let me borrow one of your shirts.' | |
| 'None of my other patients ever complained.' | |
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| 'Ooh, you had diamonds.This jet is very expensive and somebody had to pay for it.' | |
| 'It's a snow elf and I'm going to a costume party, okay?' | |
| 'McGee, what is wrong with you? You look three cans short of a six pack.' | |
| 'Why is everyone looking at my like I'm in some kind of trouble?' | |
| 'You should just smack him in the back of the head, it works wonders for DiNozzo and McGee.' | |
| 'Something wrong with reading Moby Dick?' | |
| 'Are you kidding me? I am the Queen of the Alley!' | |
| 'I did it, Abby. I know how they did it.' | |
| 'Speaking of man, another man walks through that front door with a polkadot scarf.' | |
| 'You haven't failed me yet, Abs.' | |
| 'You sound like a jealous husband.' | |
| 'You only wish I was still sexually harassing you.' | |
| 'Jethro. I should have recognized the heavy breathing.' | |
| 'Serial killer? I only missed like two hours.' | |
| 'I'm not blowing on you again!' | |
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NFL Rushing TD Leaders (Season)
NFL Receiving TDs Leaders (Season)
