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| 'Espresso.Take it. It's not a bribe.' | |
| 'I thought doctors weren't supposed to prescribe alcohol any more, Duck?' | |
| 'Sadly, one less reader in the world.' | |
| '...I feel like a donkey's butt.' | |
| 'Uh, yuck! Zits, braces. rageing hormones...' | |
| 'You were my sweet superhero, Kate.' | |
| 'Excuse me for a second. I think I’m going to vomit.' | |
| 'McGee -- less talk, more of the computer chip doo-da.' | |
| 'Tony! I just died, and you're having a sexual fantasy?!' | |
| 'There won't be any 'off the job' Agent Gibbs.' | |
| 'Don't worry, Doctor. I have a merit badge in hiking.' | |
| 'Learn to trust, Gerald. I may have shot you in the shoulder, but I never lied to you.' | |
| 'You know, I've been thinking. I'm a federal prosecutor's dream.' | |
| '... it's sticking up like a porcuswine... ' | |
| 'Mr. Palmer, will you chain my mother to the chair while I tell Agent Gibbs what I've found?' | |
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| 'How many times do I have to tell you he's not a toy.' | |
| 'Oh, with the matching briefcase and pumps?' | |
| 'Truthfully, I'd rather be in bed. Sleeping.' | |
| 'Stop 'ah, um-ing' McGee. Spit it out!' | |
| 'I was going to say if either one of you two wing-nuts ever disobey a direct order again, I'll kill you myself.' | |
| 'When the going gets tough, the tough go clubbing.' | |
| 'I don't need a babysitter, Tony.' | |
| 'She means rockette, Boss.' | |
| 'They're fairly shapely legs, Doctor.' | |
| 'If we survive this, you're both fired.' | |
| 'You actually did send me to prison.' | |
| 'Because that was definitely not your knee.' | |
| 'I sat on a bomb once. No, twice. The first time I was young, the second time I was foolish.' | |
| 'That was sweet. Not necessarily sanitary, but sweet.' | |
| 'What about the, uh, woman who posted your picture on the herpes alert website?' | |
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