| Lyric | Song |
| One shot of Whiskey River and she was gone, long gone | |
| When they strap me in this chair I hope she forgives me for leavin' her this way | |
| There's absolutely positively no doubt in my mind That O.J. did it, Lee Harvey didn't and she's really gone this time | |
| one means none and we're home free two means three and a diamond ring | |
| I 'd love to see my mama Maybe go for a drive But I gotta play the star in some little town again tonight | |
| I wanna be front porch rockin with a big sun droppin in a blue sky kick back and get high | |
| Yeah I love scuffed up cowboy boots And broken tore up jeans A four wheel drive, eight point bucks And rocky road ice cream | |
| Kick back, gives the blues a spin Break out the wine, forget again Dig down deep, find my stash Light it up, take me back | |
| An' tip our hats An' raise our glasses of cold, cold beer They say country's fadin | |
| Only a fool would keep a diamond ring In a box on the top of his closet He came so close, he almost asked It was right there in his pocket | |
| She got away with everything that I had goin' And she got away before I could make it all alright | |