| Scholarly Version of Title | Song Title |
| You definetly do not understand; my title is Shady, the Slim Shady. | |
| By my troth, I must exit. I must purify and cleanse my otherwise foul and 'orrible wardrobe. | |
| I do know, you see. I am a right wastrel, but those are the actions I shall always use. It is how I act. | |
| Quick! Do send for a general practioner at the double. It is essential you do so. | |
| I have given the United States of America a pale hue of white. | |
| I am the preternatural. I am Clark Kent full in the lycra. | |
| I shall be leave in a few seconds. But when I'm out of the room I want you to please remember me. | |
| This place is pulchritudinous. It is just exquisite. It is such a shame they must demolish it though. | |
| Send for my butler. Tell him to buy NASA's greatest. I want to explore galaxies and the unknown. | |
| You look ravashing. That dress makes your posterior look fabulous. | |
| I will wait for an eternity. I will wait a lifetime. | |
| You little rascal. You do not understand. We created you. | |
| I am in my automobile, and in the overtaking lane. | |
| Detach yourself from life. You have just got to lose your body and mind. | |