Just kidding

Once upon a time, in a kingdom far, far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good

Peter. You could not watch even one hour with me?

You must do something, baby is coming!

Go get 'em tiger

Hey. Hey, hey, come here, take a look at this

Do you find me sadistic?

All NS-5's proceed as instructed. All NS-5's proceed as instructed

You better not be, Reuben. You better not be

Sing it up, Ruben

Have you ever seen the air so clear?

Excuse me. Come on, honey, let's get you ready for bed

I'm sorry to say that this is not the movie you will be watching. The movie you are about to see is extremely unpleasant. If you wish to see a film about a happy little elf, I'm su

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Ed!

****, yeah

Let's do it

You happy? Fatty make a funny?

Get some rest, Pam. You look tired

What are you gonna do today, [title character]?

I am going home

Is this on? I mean, can break through walls, I just can't... can't get this on...

Don't give up, Miles. Keep writing. I hope you're well. Bye

Hi dad

Random thoughts for Valentine's day, 2004. Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap

Don't stress. Just relax

There was a time, a time before cable. When the local anchorman reigned supreme

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