| Episodes from season 1 to season 7 | |
| 'You are under arrest for impersonating a genius' | |
| 'HOLD IT! It just so happens that I DON'T sell fast food, I DO have a band, and we're going to play that Bubble Bowl! How do you like that, Fancyboy?! ' | |
| 'We just passed the sign. 'You are now in leaving Bikini Bottom'' | |
| 'Next time it’s going to be 'Go Jump Off A Cliff Day!'' | |
| 'Squidward, we don’t need a television. Not as long as we have our …imagination' | |
| 'Brain Coral! No wonder you got so smart, buddy' | |
| 'You're still my rock big sis' | |
| 'Actually, we're here to fake wrestle' | |
| 'And I couldn't hold the spatula with my hand so I used my nose. Makes sense now, huh?' | |
| 'You're a spy?! I wanna be a spy, too! ' | |
| 'Oh! I had to move my rock out of the dark and into the light' | |
| 'I can’t put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order! ' | |
| 'Sorry, but I don’t speak Italian' | |
| 'This is a hotel?' | |
| 'Do you think she knows the Muffin Man song?' | |
| | Episodes from season 1 to season 7 | |
| 'We are not chickens!' | |
| 'I tattled on him, and now he wants to strangle me with his diabolical hands!' | |
| 'Don't listen to him, he's covered in sprinkles' | |
| 'And I gave myself a black eye, like this' | |
| 'And I'm in charge for the next 15 minutes' | |
| 'Magic Conch Shell...will I ever get married?' | |
| 'Kisses are for babies, which I am no longer' | |
| 'SpongeBob! I'm was just using some old toothpaste I found to patch up this small hole in the wall' | |
| 'THE LITTLE GUY?! Little guy? Who's the little guy?' | |
| 'Going to the carnival' | |
| 'Is this any better, Squidward? I made this one with my tears' | |
| 'Ooh! It's 'Musical Doodle,' Squidward!' | |
| 'Hm, what's so scary about public speaking anyway? You just stand in front of the public and speak publicly' | |
| 'I can't even eat ice cream now?! This dumb wringer's in the way! ' | |
| 'And you know what else is abnormal? Your nose—it's all bulbous and flappy' | |
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