| Quote | Person |
| 'The Bears are who we thought they were!' | |
| 'I'm a man! I'm 40!' | |
| 'We talkin' 'bout practice. Not a game. Not a game. Not a game. We talkin' about practice. Not a game.' | |
| 'That's my quarterback.' | |
| 'You play...to win...the game!' | |
| 'Playoffs? Playoffs!?' | |
| 'I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them.' | |
| 'I don't give a s--- about Carolina right now.' | |
| 'If you call me Chris ______ one more time...' | |
| 'I wanna kiss you. I couldn't care less about the team struggling.' | |