| Quote | | Character |
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| Kids, I'm going to tell you an incredible story, the story of ___ __ ___ ____ _____.. | |
| It's gonna be legen... ___ __ ___... dary! | |
| You know something, I'd take a __ in the gutter over Julia Roberts any day. | |
| Nobody likes to ____ _ _______ at work. And if they do, they're not human! | |
| Suit ___! | |
| I had to go all over Canada and sing this song in _____. | |
| Oh, God, what did I do!? How could you let me shave my _____ | |
| Haaaaave you met ___? | |
| Okay I'm gunna give you a choice, either 10 _____ right now in a row, or 5 _____ that can be doled out at any point from here to eternity... | |
| Oh, poor me. I get to order yummy pink _____ with chunks of real fruit that guys secretly like but can't order because they'll be made fun of. | |
| _________ celebrates explorer Martin Frobisher's valiant but failed attempt to find a passage west. | |
| I'm not a gay pirate, I have sex with my ______ all the time! ...Okay that came out wrong. | |
| You're playing ______. With a basketball... and tennis rackets? | |
| | Quote | | Character |
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| Vomit-free since ___! | |
| Coming up next, is your ____ trying to kill you? | |
| Wait, so when you said we were going to pick someone up at the ______, you meant we were going to *pick someone up* at the ______? | |
| _____ law! It's gonna be a thing. | |
| Six cups of _________? That can't be right. | |
| How come it never came up that Barney has a ___ - ______brother? | |
| I'm going out of this world the same way I came in. ____ ______. Open bar for the men, open casket for the ladies. What up?! | |
| This is what I get after I worked as a _______ for four years to put you through medical school? I got breast implants for you. I... I was just about to turn on the tears. | |
| Dear ______, I do not like that stupid hat. I want to beat it with a bat. I want to stab it with a fork. It makes you look like such a dork. | |
| A girl is allowed to be _____ as long as she is equally hot. Thus, if she's *this* _____, she has to be *this* hot. You want the girl to be above this line. | |
| How easy do you think it is to sneak into the ____? I need to see some penguins like, right now... | |
| Go for _____ | |
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