| Quote | Movie | Year |
| It's a shame about raisins | |
| Villainy wears many masks, none of which so dangerous as virtue... | |
| If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite. | |
| Electricity makes me insane! | |
| We're not sheep | |
| I'll come 'round sometime and get that squeak out of your door. | |
| Tucker, she's a whale! | |
| Why is the rum gone? | |
| | Quote | Movie | Year |
| One of the things you learn from years of dealing with drug people, is that you can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug | |
| Young boys should never be sent to bed... they always wake up a day older. | |
| MUMBLER! Seriously, I can't understand a word you're saying! | |
| No woman has ever left my arms unsatisfied. | |
| I killed a mirror. And my shower door. | |
| I like baseball, movies, good clothes, whiskey, fast cars... and you. | |
| Oh, man. Midnight. Baseball bats and boogeymen. Beautiful. | |
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