| Reason | End of Sentence | Side Comment |
| Hee iz gud at... | |
| Because if you didn't hire him, he'd blame... | |
| Only offense on his permanent record: | |
| Health. Nothing wrong with his (body part)... | |
| Innovation. Known to mix lettuce and... | |
| Skin Pigmentation. He is very... | |
| His ability to forgive. Answer for this one: Apology accepted | |
| Can layout an Excel Spreadsheet like a... | |
| Cool Handshake Creativity. Just write 'True that' | |