| Lyrics | Musical |
| Everynight we sit alone and talk, and watch a hawk makin' lazy circles in the sky. | |
| When you meet a gent paying all kinds of rent for a flat that could flatten the Taj Mahal. | |
| Certain as the sun, rising in the east... | |
| Sing once again with me our strange duet... | |
| If Mae West you like, or me undressed you like, why, nobody will oppose! | |
| You can run, you can scream, you can hide, but you cannot escape! | |
| Put down the knitting, the book and the broom. Time for a holiday. | |
| Let it fly in the breeze and get caught in the trees... | |
| Reports of my fame are greatly exaggerated, exacerbated by the fact that my syntax is highly complicated | |
| Yes, I've been broken hearted. Blue since the day we parted. Why, why did I ever let you go? | |
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| Don't need fame or fortune, nice as those things are, I've got all I need to feel like I'm a star. | |
| My heart wants to beat like the wings of the birds that rise from the lake to the trees. | |
| What we think is chic, unique and quite adorable, they think is odd and 'Sodom and Gomorroh'-ble! | |
| And if you're there and if you know, then show me which way I should go. | |
| If by and by, you and I should be we, I could touch the sky quite easily. | |
| There are worse things than staring at the water as you're posing for a picture... | |
| The rain may never fall till after sundown. By eight, the morning fog must disappear. | |
| Laugh with my friends when I arrive. We'll drop the top and just drive. | |
| My parents keep on telling me just being here is winning. | |
| What a way to make a livin'. Barely gettin' by, it's all takin' and no givin'. | |
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