| Quote | |
| Lucille: Your husband's dating Kitty, the ____. | |
| Lindsay: I think hallucinations are a side effect of ____. | |
| Lucille: Do you like ham? Carl Weathers: No. ____. | |
| Michael: What do you think of when you hear the name 'Sudden Valley'? George Michael: ____. But I don't want to eat it. | |
| Tobias: Where the f*** are my ____?! | |
| Tobias: Somebody is a Rude ____. | |
| Michael: Well, you certainly haven't been shopping. The only thing I found in the fridge was a ____. | |
| George Michael: I have ____ in the attic. | |
| Michael: Not her real nose. Got a picture of her when she was 14 in a swimming cap. She looks like a ____. | |
| Michael: No, Pop Pop does not get a treat. I just brought you a ____. | |
| Buster: These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the ____ is for sand-racing. | |
| Lucille: You're high! Oscar: You're ____! | |
| George Michael: Sometimes, she puts mayonnaise in her mouth, then she puts the egg in there and does this...She calls it a ____! | |