Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results (Albert Einstein)

One percent inspiration, ninety nine percent perspiration (Thomas Edison)

What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of (Ogden Nash)

What you’re called when you don’t have a job (Ted Turner)

When preparation meets opportunity (Seneca)

Being scared to death, but saddling up anyway (John Wayne)

Another word for nothing left to lose (Kris Kristofferson)

A dream with a deadline (Napoleon Hill)

Pain arising from the anticipation of evil (Aristotle)

Getting up just one more time than you fall. (Oliver Goldsmith)

The radical notion that women are human beings (Cheris Kramarae)

A connoisseur of comfort (James Herriot)

An irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired (Robert Frost)

The cause of and solution to all life's problems (Homer Simpson)

A talent for misconception (Edgar Allen Poe)

The first chapter in the book of wisdom (Thomas Jefferson)

The opposite of progress (Gallagher)

The shorthand of emotion (Leo Tolstoy)

The art of counting the other fellow's blessings instead of your own (Harold Coffin)

A warm puppy (Charles Schulz)