| Corny Joke | |
| What kind of bird flies over the bay? | |
| What did the evil chicken lay? | |
| What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish? | |
| What did the bedspread say to the sheet? | |
| What is round and really violent? | |
| How many months have 28 days? | |
| How do you fix a broken tomato? | |
| | Corny Joke | |
| Which animal keeps the best time? | |
| What three letters turn a boy into a man? | |
| On what side does a leopard have the most spots? | |
| What do call a bear with no teeth? | |
| What do you get when you cross a centipede and a parrot? | |
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