| ex. Aerosmith pleads insanity. | answr. Crazy |
| Mr. John, the Keystone State and this jurisdiction finds you innocent of all charges and releases you today. | |
| Mr. Isaak, you allege that the con-artist swindled you out of substantial amounts of money. By what means did he use? | |
| What evidence, Gap Band members, have you that the country in question does indeed possess weapons of mass destruction? | |
| Mr. Buckingham, your divorce is granted and finalized this day. You may now do this. | |
| Depeche Mode, don't look so smug and happy about asserting your 5th Amendment rights. This court will find justice in the end. | |
| Ms. Lauper, tell us why you accepted such a hefty bribe. | |
| Ms. Manchester, the court does not intend to remind you again that this testimony is hearsay and therefore, not admissible. | |
| Blink-182, you have been charged with underage possession of alcoholic beverages. What is your defense? | |
| Mr. Dylan, are we to understand that you wish to drop all charges against your own mother of assault which she allegedly committed against you? | |
| Ms. Benatar will take you down for booking, fingerprinting and photographing. Hold the plaque, look ahead to the camera and say... | |
| The plaintiff is eager to accept the challenge made by a-ha. | |
| In the matter of Bon Jovi, the suspect is now sought by the FBI with this All Points Bulletin issued: | |
| Mr. Joel is on record, stating he heard this prior to discovering a lifeless body. | |
| | ex. Aerosmith pleads insanity. | answr. Crazy |
| The Beastie Boys allegedly helped the union interfere with production and the company is charging them with this. | |
| Mr. Gabriel, do you fathom the severity of this sentencing process? Do you realize what you're looking at if convicted? | |
| Sting, your restraining order is upheld by this courtroom. The Police will assist you, if needed. | |
| The subject brought in was found trespassing on Mr. Jagger's cumulus. | |
| Ms. Franklin was caught violating the speed limit on this amorous stretch of highway. | |
| Dr. Hook's confession that she was a minor, at this age, doesn't get them off the hook. | |
| When charged with truancy, Mr. Cooper bursted out in court, declaring this. | |
| Alice in Chains testified under oath that they witnessed the victim being contained against his will in this manner. | |
| Mr. Morrison, didn't you yourself open the door, instigating this act of arson? | |
| Mr. Adams, can you explain for the bench and the jury what this weapon actually does? | |
| Mr. Grant, you have been accused of constantly loitering on this street. | |
| Mr. Bowie, it has come to our attention that you've been employing an undocumented, non-citizen. What is the nationality and gender of this person? | |
|