| Answer | Song Title | Artist (Year) |
| Look...the poodle was about to pee all over your carpet. You should be glad that I opened the door and prevented a mess! | |
| Didn't you hear? Raising cattle's all mechanized now. You could probably find a few over at the Western kitsch theme park though. | |
| A powerful feeling of connection. Just ask those two guys over at the Roxbury. | |
| In your chest, presumably. | |
| By breathing, eating, sleeping, and, most importantly, NOT committing suicide. | |
| Quite a few of them do, given that a fair percentage of Africans are Christian and celebrate it. | |
| On an absolute scale, not at all. But for someone well over 60, you're still looking pretty hot! | |
| I'm kcostell. | |
| Would you prefer my affection measured in inches or centimeters? | |
| I do, thanks to my lovely precision-calibrated Swiss chronometer. | |
| Why yes. It was just drizzling last night, in fact. | |
| Because we'd be violating about a dozen public obscenity laws, and I don't want to see our picture plastered all over the papers after the highway patrol arrests us! | |
| If you`re starting from LA, the easiest route is to take I-5 up to Route 152. That`ll get you to Route 101, which takes you right there. | |
| If you're speaking literally, the blood from the wound kills them pretty quickly. Metaphorically, they'll get over it sooner or later. | |
| Not since I was about 10 and saw a TV show revealing all of David Copperfield's secrets. What a letdown that was. | |
| Perhaps if you hadn't been so capricious in your use of herbicide they'd still be around! | |
| Right idea, wrong singer | |