| Reworked Title | Original Title |
| My Venetian Mother | |
| You and that guy over there have the same parents | |
| Pounds, Francs, Pesos | |
| Belgian Battle | |
| A vision comes to me whilst I sleep | |
| Silver and Bronze are worth nothing!! NOTHING, you hear? | |
| 'Monopoly', 'Scrabble', or 'Baseball' | |
| I`ll marry you! Yes, I will! Definitely! Without a doubt! Of course I will! | |
| Pierre? Do you want? | |
| Spanish Futbol star Torres | |
| C.Q.D., modernized | |
| Elizabeth II does a jolly little rumba. | |
| They`re normally $7 each, but now they`re on sale for $3.50. | |
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