| If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis |
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| I eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast |
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| I'm Jewish, I don't want to piss my mother off |
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| What Mama don't know, won't hurt her |
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| Man, I'm so bad at sports, they used to pick me after the white kids |
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| I swear I am the guy hiding in the frozen food section calling 911 |
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| well, I have a microphone and you don't, so you will listen to every damn word I have to say |
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| Can I have one last first kiss? |
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| I missed the whole Dragon Tales Era |
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| He was a coward and a weakling, and also wore more cologne than any man should wear |
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