| Quote | Character | Movie/Year |
| 'But you're rich in character and you have great boobs.' | |
| 'I'm obsessed thank you very much.' | |
| 'Would you guys please hurry up, I'm breaking like 30 major laws here.' | |
| 'This is just a blueprint guys, now how do you like it?' | |
| 'He's gonna marry me.' | |
| 'I'm off like a dirty shirt.' | |
| 'Look, if he forgets to call one day, no big deal; two days, it's an oversight. Honey, he hasn't called you in three days; he's sleeping with somebody else.' | |
| 'You think you're so smart, man, but you're just a bunch of scared kids.' | |
| 'It's hard not to get the blues when you come to Oxford - so many pretentious public school people about!' | |
| 'We gotta win that fight tonight. We gotta get even with those Socs! Let's do it for Johnny, man. We'll do it for Johnny!' | |
| 'We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all. ' | |