| Quote | Character |
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| No we are not negotiating my uterus. | |
| The opposite of love isn't hate. It's indifference. | |
| There is not enough novacaine in this office to numb the pain I will inflict on you. | |
| You are pregnant? With a baby?? | |
| The dress is riding up as it is. If I walk any faster, it's going to be Happy Valentine's Day for everyone. | |
| 've read the constitution and it does not protect ugly people. | |
| I'm a bitch with a capital C. | |
| Shopping for lingerie when you are horny is like shopping for food when you are hungry. | |
| | Quote | Character |
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| When a man buys a woman expensive jewlery, there are many things he may want in return. For future reference, conversation is not one of them. | |
| The supermoms are always the first to snap. They've done studies. | |
| What says 'kick my ass less'? May or Nerd? | |
| That doesn't give her the right to trash my reputation. Especially considering what a slut she is. | |
| The fifth commandment tells us to honour our parents, no matter how hideous or repellent they may be. | |
| Oh please Tom, you've checked out my butt enough times to know I don't eat pizza | |
| Did I call Edie a slut? That's overstating it. Edie's not a slut, she's just popular with indiscriminant men. | |
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