| Quote | Character |
| He makes my world stop. | |
| If I hadn't taken the hippocratic oath I would Kavorkian her with my bare hands. | |
| I need a drink, a man and a massage. Or a drunken massage by a man. | |
| Because it's what Jesus would freakin do! | |
| The things in life that you remember most are the ones you weren't supposed to do, but did anyway. | |
| I am so right about so many things it would make your head spin. | |
| Is there going to be more kissing? Don't get me wrong, I like the kissing. More kissing I say. | |
| Karma is a funny thing because once you think you've paid off your debt, it comes back to bite you....hard. | |
| Don't rub up against me unless you're buying me a drink. | |
| I dunno....it's just...Meredith always makes me think screwed up people have a chance. | |
| If this keeps up, pretty soon we'll be having a funeral for my vagina | |
| Being aware of your crap and actually overcoming your crap are two very different things. | |
| Do you realize that even when you insult me you still manage to tell me how pretty I am? | |