| Description | Person | Played by |
| 'A lovely lady' | |
| 'A man named Brady' | |
| 'If there's anything I can't stand, it's a perfect kid. And SIX of 'em, yecch! ' | |
| The eldest boy | |
| The eldest girl | |
| 'Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!' | |
| 'Porkchops and applesauce' | |
| 'Mom always says not to play ball in the house!' | |
| 'The youngest one in curls' | |
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