| Verbose Lyric | Song | Real Lyric |
| Eagles-Certain people enjoy motion for purposes of reminiscence, others use the practice in a more escapist fashion | |
| Green Day-I plead to enjoy rapid eye movement as well as disagreeing with falsehoods that make a sound if you knock on them | |
| Miley Cyrus-I find this situation unsettling in the absence of my companions. This gathering is assuredly distinct from ostensibly similar gatherings occurring in Tennessee | |
| Pearl Jam-She deceives her interrogators and proclaims to be his paramour, but only because she has been unable to discover a superior mate | |
| Bloodhound Gang-We are no more than members of Kingdom Animalia who bear live young. Therefore, let us fornicate in the manner of those featured on cable nature channels | |
| Death Cab For Cutie-In my establishment of religious education, which reminded me in terms of its severity of ancient Rome, my hands received injuries from a dark clad woman | |
| Rolling Stones-It is wonderful to make your acquaintance! I implore you to inquire as to my appellation. I'm sure, however, that what is confusing you is what my plan is | |
| Elton John-The fourth planet from the sun is suboptimal for childrearing. Not only that, its temperature is torturously frigid | |
| Simon and Garfunkel-'You idiots!' You have no idea how quietness engulfs everything surrounding it like an expanding tumor! | |
| Fall Out Boy-She claims to be illiterate but my own feebleness in the area surely trumps hers | |
| Black Eyed Peas-It is an inclination that I have that this evening will be particularly enjoyable | |
| John Mellencamp-My death will take place in a hamlet. Yes, I'm fairly certain that is where I'll be laid to rest | |
| System Of A Down-I have my suspicions that you doubt my sanctimonious seppuku | |
| Neil Young-Behold! Gaea is sprinting at a fast pace in the decade of Nixon's presidency! | |
| AC/DC-This woman was as a vehicle capable of great speed, with a particularly clean engine | |
| My Chemical Romance-You claimed that I am capable of being understood in the same manner as literature, but it's too bad that said book is in horrible condition | |
| Dispatch-The morning was gloomy and the soldiers were apprehensive as to their fate. Then, to their surprise, their commanding officer suggested they depart | |
| 50 Cent-My whittled piece of wood is imbued with supernatural powers. I hold advanced degrees in affairs of the heart | |
| Eminem-I assure you, mother, that my affections for you are genuine. That being said, I simply cannot live in this mobile home any longer | |
| Muse-I have an idea! Why don't we return the non-corporeal life forces to a flaming state! You know the ones I mean, the ones who would willingly die to live again | |
| Led Zeppelin-Fret not! Even if you feel eerie motion in your arrangement of bushes, it's just the royalty of the month finally getting her affairs in order! | |
| Marvin Gaye-Making a donation of your person to yours truly couldn't possibly be a mistake! So long as the affection is real and uncontrived | |
| Green Day-When you can no longer even find pleasure in self-satisfaction you have really reached an apex of apatheticity | |
| Bruce Springsteen-They forcibly transported me to a Southeastern Asian nation and bid me take the lives of men who racists apparently thought looked like Pikachu | |
| Metallica-My sole nutrition is being given me intravenously which reminds me of innovations born of conflict | |
| Jay-Z-If your personal issues are related to females, I assure you, fruit of my loins, that my sympathies are with you. I have many difficulties but none are women | |