30 Rock Quotes

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'Tell him his mother's here. And she loves him. But not in a queer way.'
'Donuts and bed? What are you depressed about, or celebrating?'
'Never go with a hippie to a second location.'
'And for the first time since the '86 World Series, I cried. I cried like a big dumb homo.'
'We open on a lone soldier walking through the desert. The year 1861, the place... Mars.'
'Lemon, isn't there a Slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?'
'What's up, flabby butt? You look weird today.'
'Help mommy's baby!'
'I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make mashed potatoes with laundry detergent! I think I voted for Nader! Nader!!'
'Science is whatever we want it to be.'
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'It's just G now, Jack, I sold the E. To Samsung. They're Samesung now.'
'Did he just talk to me like I'm ugly?'
'For realsies. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to see a doctor. I keep pooping during sex.'
'The reason I speak with a slight English inflection in my voice is because I lost my virginity to the My Fair Lady soundtrack.'
'If the whole world moved to their favorite vacation spots, then the whole world would live in Hawaii and Italy and Cleveland.'
'Is SpongeBob SquarePants supposed to be terrifying?'
'Drag is a way for Caucasians to immaculate you and make you seem non-threatening. We never would have stooped so low on Black Frasier.”
'Worldcom, man. Worldcom.'
'Hey nerds! Guess who's got 2 thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn't cried once today? This moi!'

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Created Oct 29, 2009ReportNominate
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