30 Rock Quotes

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'Did he just talk to me like I'm ugly?'
'It's just G now, Jack, I sold the E. To Samsung. They're Samesung now.'
'Lemon, isn't there a Slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?'
'The reason I speak with a slight English inflection in my voice is because I lost my virginity to the My Fair Lady soundtrack.'
'Never go with a hippie to a second location.'
'Worldcom, man. Worldcom.'
'If the whole world moved to their favorite vacation spots, then the whole world would live in Hawaii and Italy and Cleveland.'
'For realsies. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to see a doctor. I keep pooping during sex.'
'Science is whatever we want it to be.'
'Tell him his mother's here. And she loves him. But not in a queer way.'
'Drag is a way for Caucasians to immaculate you and make you seem non-threatening. We never would have stooped so low on Black Frasier.”
'Is SpongeBob SquarePants supposed to be terrifying?'
'I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make mashed potatoes with laundry detergent! I think I voted for Nader! Nader!!'
'We open on a lone soldier walking through the desert. The year 1861, the place... Mars.'
'Donuts and bed? What are you depressed about, or celebrating?'
'Hey nerds! Guess who's got 2 thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn't cried once today? This moi!'
'And for the first time since the '86 World Series, I cried. I cried like a big dumb homo.'
'Help mommy's baby!'
'What's up, flabby butt? You look weird today.'

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