30 Rock Quotes

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'I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make mashed potatoes with laundry detergent! I think I voted for Nader! Nader!!'
'Is SpongeBob SquarePants supposed to be terrifying?'
'Donuts and bed? What are you depressed about, or celebrating?'
'We open on a lone soldier walking through the desert. The year 1861, the place... Mars.'
'Help mommy's baby!'
'Hey nerds! Guess who's got 2 thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn't cried once today? This moi!'
'What's up, flabby butt? You look weird today.'
'Did he just talk to me like I'm ugly?'
'Science is whatever we want it to be.'
'Worldcom, man. Worldcom.'
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'Lemon, isn't there a Slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?'
'And for the first time since the '86 World Series, I cried. I cried like a big dumb homo.'
'For realsies. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to see a doctor. I keep pooping during sex.'
'If the whole world moved to their favorite vacation spots, then the whole world would live in Hawaii and Italy and Cleveland.'
'Drag is a way for Caucasians to immaculate you and make you seem non-threatening. We never would have stooped so low on Black Frasier.”
'The reason I speak with a slight English inflection in my voice is because I lost my virginity to the My Fair Lady soundtrack.'
'It's just G now, Jack, I sold the E. To Samsung. They're Samesung now.'
'Tell him his mother's here. And she loves him. But not in a queer way.'
'Never go with a hippie to a second location.'

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