30 Rock Quotes

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Can you name the 30 Rock Quotes?

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'Hey nerds! Guess who's got 2 thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn't cried once today? This moi!'
'Lemon, isn't there a Slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?'
'Science is whatever we want it to be.'
'I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make mashed potatoes with laundry detergent! I think I voted for Nader! Nader!!'
'Tell him his mother's here. And she loves him. But not in a queer way.'
'And for the first time since the '86 World Series, I cried. I cried like a big dumb homo.'
'Did he just talk to me like I'm ugly?'
'Donuts and bed? What are you depressed about, or celebrating?'
'Drag is a way for Caucasians to immaculate you and make you seem non-threatening. We never would have stooped so low on Black Frasier.”
'For realsies. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to see a doctor. I keep pooping during sex.'
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'It's just G now, Jack, I sold the E. To Samsung. They're Samesung now.'
'Worldcom, man. Worldcom.'
'If the whole world moved to their favorite vacation spots, then the whole world would live in Hawaii and Italy and Cleveland.'
'Is SpongeBob SquarePants supposed to be terrifying?'
'The reason I speak with a slight English inflection in my voice is because I lost my virginity to the My Fair Lady soundtrack.'
'We open on a lone soldier walking through the desert. The year 1861, the place... Mars.'
'Never go with a hippie to a second location.'
'Help mommy's baby!'
'What's up, flabby butt? You look weird today.'

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Created Oct 29, 2009ReportNominate
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