30 Rock Quotes

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'Donuts and bed? What are you depressed about, or celebrating?'
'Is SpongeBob SquarePants supposed to be terrifying?'
'Hey nerds! Guess who's got 2 thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn't cried once today? This moi!'
'I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make mashed potatoes with laundry detergent! I think I voted for Nader! Nader!!'
'Never go with a hippie to a second location.'
'If the whole world moved to their favorite vacation spots, then the whole world would live in Hawaii and Italy and Cleveland.'
'The reason I speak with a slight English inflection in my voice is because I lost my virginity to the My Fair Lady soundtrack.'
'Worldcom, man. Worldcom.'
'Did he just talk to me like I'm ugly?'
'Science is whatever we want it to be.'
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'What's up, flabby butt? You look weird today.'
'Lemon, isn't there a Slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?'
'It's just G now, Jack, I sold the E. To Samsung. They're Samesung now.'
'And for the first time since the '86 World Series, I cried. I cried like a big dumb homo.'
'Drag is a way for Caucasians to immaculate you and make you seem non-threatening. We never would have stooped so low on Black Frasier.”
'Help mommy's baby!'
'For realsies. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to see a doctor. I keep pooping during sex.'
'Tell him his mother's here. And she loves him. But not in a queer way.'
'We open on a lone soldier walking through the desert. The year 1861, the place... Mars.'

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