| Line | Character |
| Sort of makes you want to treat me with more respect, doesn't it? | |
| Will you, please, write a letter to Santa Claus for me? | |
| What's going on here? | |
| Moo! | |
| What kind of tree is that? | |
| I never thought it was such a bad little tree. | |
| What do you mean Beethoven wasn't so great? | |
| I always wait until January. | |
| Maybe I'll make it into a sports coat. | |
| You didn't answer me right away. | |
| That's it! | |
| Christmas is not only getting too commercial, it's getting too dangerious. | |
| And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. | |
| | Line | Character |
| Does anybody know what Christmas is all about? | |
| I'm always a shepherd. | |
| Try to catch snowflakes on your tongue. It's fun. | |
| How about tens and twenties? | |
| Lights, please. | |
| Real estate. | |
| Do you have pantophobia? | |
| Do innkeeper's wives have naturally curly hair? | |
| I didn't send you a Christmas card, Charlie Brown. | |
| They sure look ripe to me. | |
| Those are good reasons. | |
| Man's best friend. | |
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