| Quote | Character |
|---|
| 'Love is not a sprint, it's a marathon, a relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms - or hits you with the pepper spray.' | |
| 'You are aware that your ritualistic knocking behavior is symptomatic of Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder?' | |
| 'Homo habilis discovering his opposable thumbs says what?' | |
| 'I'm too small for Twister. And, roller coasters. And sitting with my feet on the floor. Hope you enjoyed the prenatal cigarettes, Mom.' | |
| 'I plan on leveling up in the game, not my swimsuit size, thank you very much.' | |
| 'They're gonna get beaten up at Walgreens.' | |
| 'Cause of Injury: Lack of Adhesive Ducks.' | |
| 'You can throw all the French around you want, it doesn't make you right.' | |
| 'We're ALL pathetic and cweepy, and can't get girws. That's why we fight wobots.' | |
| 'I think it shrunk! I'm spilling out like the Pillsbury Doughboy here!' | |
The Simpsons
Fresh Prince of Bel Air
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