| Tagline | Movie | Year |
| One: Put a head in a Box. Two: Make Him Open the Box. Three: Get Shot By a Cop. | |
| This Coffee Tastes Like Pee | |
| American Graffitti 2: Reefer Madness | |
| Marky Mark and the Funky Junk | |
| English, Mother ****er! Are We Speaking It? | |
| Best Picture This Year was Not Saving Private Ryan? | |
| What's God Doing in Jail? | |
| Not John Goodman's Best Work. | |
| Shakespeare in the 90's With Lions Instead of Kenneth Branagh | |
| It's name is Overrated | |
| Surprise Ending: Haley Joel Osment's Career was Dead all Along | |
| The Lighter Side of Pedophilia | |