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| All the major airlines have raised their fees to check in baggage. In fact, it’s getting so expensive now to bring bags on board, even people who aren’t terrorists are... | |
| John Edwards said today he’s going to help raise the little girl. He said he’s looking forward to teaching his daughter everything he knows about... | |
| Harry Reid described Barack Obama as a “light-skinned” African-American “with no negro dialect.” See, that may explain why Reid was the Senate majority leader and not... | |
| It could be Mitt Romney versus Sarah Palin [in the 2012 primary], which would be quite a matchup. One is a former governor obsessed with looks and hair. And the other, of course... | |
| Scientists now say that within 40 years, robots will be doing most of the jobs we don’t want to do, especially... | |
| Good news for Gilbert Arenas. He got “Athlete of the Year” from... | |
| Kind of an awkward Thanksgiving for John Edwards. I guess his relatives asked him to bring his favorite side dish and he showed up with... | |
| According to a recent poll, 22% of Americans now say, “Happy Holidays.” The other 78% say... | |
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| Chelsea Clinton just got engaged to her longtime boyfriend. That’s very exciting. And I understand Bill is already planning... | |
| A letter written by Thomas Jefferson in 1808 has been discovered at the University of Delaware. It’s a personal letter thanking... | |
| The healthcare reform bill now includes a tanning booth tax of 10 percent. You know what this means? This whole thing could be funded by... | |
| The most popular boys’ names in 2009 were Ethan, Noah, and Logan. The least popular boy name for 2009... | |
| Well, John Edwards said today, he’s looking forward to moving on with his life, meeting someone special, and then... | |
| The good news is that this Nigerian underwear bomber is now in custody. Remember the good old days when the only threat from Nigeria was... | |
| Passengers on a United flight from Chicago to Newark broke into applause when the pilot landed the plane after a total landing gear failure. Then came the really dangerous part... | |
| Yesterday President Obama said, “We can’t continue to treat tax money like monopoly money.” Oh really — how come all those guys on Wall Street got... | |
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