| First Said by... | Episode Title | First Said in... |
| Tobias: 'You’re kicking me out? At the beginning of [ ] season?' | |
| Jessie: 'Jessie Bowers—if you ever have any [ ] needs.' | |
| veterinarian: 'Mr. Bluth, [ ].' | |
| Lindsay: '[ ], Mother! Not all homosexuals are flamboy--Oh, my God, I have the exact same blouse.' | |
| Michael: (singing) 'Gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some [ ]...' | |
| Lucille: 'It's [ ]! And I think with you, I’ve got a shot.' | |
| Asian shopkeeper: 'It’s the [ ]. It’s full of ancient magic.' | |
| clerk: 'You’ll need a UK passport to check those files. They’re [ ].' | |
| | First Said by... | Episode Title | First Said in... |
| GOB: 'Wait! Maybe we can give her a [ ].' | |
| Bob Loblaw: 'Actually, my sources tell me that the leak goes by the name [ ].' | |
| Maeby: 'I like it. [ ]. Holy crap, that’s going to look good on a hat.' | |
| cheap Beatles substitute: (singing) 'We're [ ] in a yellow boat, a yellow boat, a yellow boat...' | |
| George, Sr.: 'Instead of us all selling out and becoming housewives and waiters, why don’t we have a big event? Some sort of [ ]-type thing.' | |
| Michael: 'Are you going to admit that you were [ ]?' | |
| Lucille: 'Tell me you've got an [ ]!' | |
| Michael: 'We can’t [ ] in two weeks. Also, I’m not so sure how “solid as a rock” helps people forget the fact that we built houses in Iraq.' | |
| hermano de Lupe: 'We must work now, [ ]. Adios.' | |
| John Beard: 'The local colleges are on [ ] and things are heating up in Newport Beach.' | |
| title card: The End. But Michael Bluth will return in [ ]. | |
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