| Question | Answer |
| Robert recently set an ergometer record for his age group in what distance? | |
| The beginning of one of Robert's best original jokes goes as follows: A priest and a rabbi walk into a.... | |
| The punchline of said joke ends in the priest saying.... | |
| What high school did Robert attend? | |
| Robert claimed that catfish can survive in what, before they metamorphose into butterflies | |
| Robert is a rower, but he really wishes he was a... | |
| In 2008, Robert was forced to miss rowing practice because of a leg wound. His initial alibi involved him hurting the leg doing what? | |
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| What actually happend was, he got... | |
| Before a 2008 race in Seattle, Robert asked fellow rower John Wainwright how he felt about big versions of these animals | |
| Outside of rowing, Robert enjoys running and... | |
| Robert used this South American food as a codename for one of his 'secret' crushes | |
| What does Robert share with head rowing coach Steve Todd? | |
| On what Spring 2008 racing trip did teammates actually start to like Robert? | |
| Where does Robert hide all of his murder victims? | |
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