She's a primo bitcherina.

The Asians? I'm not eating lunch with those people.

Can I borrow your thong?

Spandex bastards think they own the road.

No. Effing. Way.

Cliché means stupid, right?

Alright you two, let's just pop the cherry on this.

The reason I keep bringing up our kiss is because I like you.

If I wrote you an evil letter, you'd better believe I'd sign my name.

I'm not wasting this good hair. Where could we go?

Welcome to karma-geddon bitch.

The ellipses are the sluts of punctuation.

I hear cancer does make your ass look huge.

Abstinence isn't easy, and neither are you!

Why can't she be like every other teenager and starve herself?

Don't worry. I won't let her know you're a ho-bag.

Everyone knows Jenna. She has a reputation.

Make sure you wrap up the sausage.

Hey home wrecker!

Do I look like a hooker? My mom made me wear mascara.