| Can you name 1) the record transfer fee | Fee and Player (example: 22m Ronaldinho) |
| Arsenal (a steal at the price they paid; has some rather interesting views about womens' role in society) | |
| Aston Villa (a lot of money, but decent for someone who seems to be able to play anywhere in midfield) | |
| Birmingham City (recent signing; quick) | |
| Blackburn Rovers (he was never going to be a pop star with that song and video) | |
| Bolton Wanderers (at a rate of 1m per goal...) | |
| Burnley (nice ears) | |
| Chelsea | |
| Everton (big in every way) | |
| Fulham (what they call one of the game's 'natural poachers') | |
| Hull City (cry baby) | |
| | Can you name 1) the record transfer fee | Fee and Player (example: 22m Ronaldinho) |
| Liverpool | |
| Manchester City (same price as below, both have hardly earnt the tag) | |
| Manchester United (ditto) | |
| Portsmouth (a tall price tag) | |
| Stoke City (cost more than Hull record, but less than Birmingham's; would be upset if you said he was from Greece) | |
| Sunderland (a nice round number) | |
| Tottenham Hotspur | |
| West Ham United (small, expensive, never really played and difficult to spell) | |
| Wigan Athletic (don't pronounce it wrong!) | |
| Wolverhampton Wanderers (last summer's main signing) | |
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