| Self Description | Character Name |
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| ' I know everything about film. I've seen over 240 of them.' | |
| 'Ever since I was a little kid, like eight or nine, I could sort of control things with my mind.' | |
| 'One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad.'...'I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!' | |
| 'I work hard all day. I like knowing, that there's going to be a break. Most days I just sit and wait for the break.' | |
| 'I was dancing and I did a split and I landed on the car keys in my pocket.' | |
| 'If I had to, I could clean out my desk in five seconds, and nobody would ever know I had ever been here. And I'd forget, too' | |
| 'Well I was in the seminary for a year, and dropped out because I wanted to have sex with this girl, Cathy. Followed her back to Scranton. Took the first job I could find in HR. | |
| 'I would say I kind of have an unfair advantage because I watch reality dating shows like a hawk. And I learn. I absorb information, from the strategies of winners. And the losers! | |
| 'I'm thirty. Well, in November I'll be thirty.' | |
| | Self Description | Character Name |
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| 'Yes, I am super cool. I am an accountant at a failing paper supply company. In Scranton. Much like, uh, Sir Ian McKellen.' | |
| 'I find the mystery genre disgusting. I hate being titillated.' | |
| 'I just answer the phones.' | |
| 'I don't talk trash, I talk smack. They're totally different.' | |
| 'I've done some things I'm not so proud of, but I've seen the world.' | |
| 'I wonder what people like about me. Probably my jugs.' | |
| 'My biggest fear is that someone will distract us from getting all the shipments out on time.' | |
| 'I am taking a calculated risk. What's the upside? I overcome my nausea, fall deeply in love, babies, normalcy, no more self-loathing. Downside... I date Michael Scott publicly...' | |
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