| Quote | Movie |
| 'Your going to die clown' | |
| 'This is something that could have been brought to my attention...YESTERDAY' | |
| 'Yeah, you should share a celebration hug with Caretaker' | |
| 'Smell ya later, Poopsicle!' | |
| 'Are you mad that you died at the end of Die Hard?' | |
| 'Ta ta ta todaaaaaaay, junior' | |
| 'You sell any universal remotes here?' | |
| 'What do ya got here, anyways? 'The Organic Squirrel Gets a Bike Helmet'? I'm not reading these Communist books to you guys! | |
| | Quote | Movie |
| 'I can't be gay Larry, I can be a lesbian for you, but that's about it' | |
| 'I noticed you all were French, so opposite of bonjour to you' | |
| 'I'm Scuba Sam, Scuba Steve's father.' | |
| 'Mama says that, alligators are onry cause they got all them teeth, but no toothbrush' | |
| 'Here, you should try this out. Put this here. Swivelly door. Waffleonians can come in and out now.' | |
| 'I never been to Earth, Dad! I never even slept over some other dude's house!' | |
| 'Let me just ask you one question... who's the pretty girl in the mirror there?' | |
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