| Problem (lyrics) | Solution (lyrics) |
| C-A-L-C-U-LATOR (see you later) mathematical minds make... | |
| And what's the opposite of ln(x) | |
| Support the farmers with... | |
| Link Kennedy and Lincoln with... | |
| If there's a fat guy in a pastry shop with a twenty dollar bill and he's ready to buy, In order to predict his volume change you need to know... | |
| And there's a metal train that's a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her, How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he's... | |
| And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his... | |
| And if Kim is half as old as bobby who is two years older then twelve year old tori, For how many more 30 day months will their... | |
| Cause havin sex is like quadratic expansion if it can't be split then... | |
| And havin sex is like doing fractions, it's improper for the larger one... | |
| nd havin sex is like math homework, I do it best when... | |
| And squarin numbers are just like women, if they're under thirteen... | |