| Quote | Character |
| Can you fly, Bobby? | |
| Did you think you think you were an ordinary cop? You're our product. And we can't very well have our products turning against us, can we? | |
| You're gonna be a bad mother******! | |
| Madame, you have suffered an emotional shock. I will notify a rape crisis center. | |
| Please put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply | |
| Nice shooting, son. What's your name? | |
| You mind if I... zip this up? | |
| Buddy, I think you're slime | |
| I just asked him his name | |
| | Quote | Character |
| Your client's a scumbag, you're a scumbag, and scumbags see the judge on Monday morning. Now get out of my office, and take laughing boy with you! | |
| (eating Robocop's organic paste) Tastes like baby food! | |
| I know you! You're dead! We killed you! | |
| First, don't **** with me. I'm a desperate man! And second, I want some fresh coffee. And third, I want a recount! And no matter how it turns out, I want my old job back! | |
| (to toxic waste man) Don't touch me, man! | |
| Okay, let me try to put this in perspective. You've killed a bunch of cops. Word around is that you've got a lot of heavy connections downtown. You make a lot of my friends nervous | |
| It's a free society. Except there ain't nothing free, because there's no guarantees. You know? You're on your own. That's the law of the jungle, huh huh huh. | |
| I'd buy that for a dollar! | |
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