Why don't you go home to your wife? I'll tell you what, I'll go home to your wife,

Well, I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech.

I married your mother because I wanted children.

You know you've got the brain of a four-year old child,

I'm sick of these conventional marriages. One woman and one man was good enough for your grandmother,

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas.

Marry me,

Hey, don't drink that poison!

I saw her first! Of course, her mother really saw her first

You're willing to pay him a thousand dollars a night just for singing?

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.

I have here an accident policy that will absolutely protect you no matter what happens.

You know the old saying.

I got a good mind to join a club

Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you

You're fighting for this woman's honour,

You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here?

Will you marry me? Did your husband leave you any money?

Here are the plans of war. They're as valuable as your life.

I'm sick of messages from the front.