[Shapiro:] Hey Schultz, sprechen Sie Deutsches? [Schultz:] Ja?
What is this anyway, a kangaroo court? Why don't you get a rope and do it right?
Now see here, Scarlett... I'm crazy about you and always have been.
How do you expect to win the war with an army of clowns?
It's no use, Schulz, you might as well come clean. Why don't you just tell them it's me,
[Duke:] Whadda ya know? The crud did it. [Shapiro:] I wonder what made him do it?
[Sefton:] 45 cigarettes. Price has gone up. [Duke:] They wouldn't be the cigarettes you took us for last night?
[Sefton:] Getting acquainted. I'd like to make one friend in this barracks. [Price:] Well, don't bother, Sefton. I don't like you, I never did, and I never will.
So it's from the finance company. So, it's better than no letter at all. So they want the third payment on the Plymouth. So they want the fourth... the fifth... the sixth... the seventh... So they want the Plymouth?
He's a Nazi, Price is. For all I know his name is Preissinger or Preishoffer.
One last thing.
Where'd it come from?
[Price:] Must you two always be last? [Animal:] Oh, yeah? You try jumping in those trenches first. Everybody jumps in on top of you.
We will grab some shovels and we will undig that tunnel which you digged.
Now you won't believe it, but it's got exactly my eyes and nose.
I'm grateful for a little company. I suffer from insomia.
Who beat you?
Tea is being served on the veranda.
Do be seated, Benita. Hwah, hwah, what a perfectly charming table arrangement.
[Sefton:] Sprechen Sie Deutsche? [Price:] No I don't 'Sprechen Sie Deutshe!'
Come on Equipoise! For daddy, for daddy!
Animal! How many times have I told you?
Wir indoktrinating! Is you all indoktrinated? Is you all gut leetel Nazis?
You don't want to be no stinkin lawyer and sit in a stinkin office!
Alright who wants the queen of the may? How about you handsome? You look like Cary Grant.