Batman Movies: Quotes of The Penguin

Random Movies or DC Comics Quiz

Can you pick which Penguin actor said which quote?

Quiz not verified by Sporcle

 plays        
How to Play
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
The heat's getting to me. I'll murder you momentarily. But first, I need a cold drink of ice water.
Still... could be worse. My nose could be gushing blood.
True. I was their number one son, and they treated me like number two.
I knew you when you'd steal the braces from other kids teeth.
You lousy minx! I oughta have you spayed!
Talent scout. Say Cheese!
Right, Mr. Riddler, all right! We must hang together, or most assuredly we shall hang separately.
And you're the hottest young person a role-model could have.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest fink of all?
Take away that ravenous panther!
Ah, ****... I picked a cute one.
My name is not Oswald! It's Penguin! I am not a human being. I am an animal! Cold-blooded!
Fah! Armband, Visor, bridle that filly!
Forward march! The liberation of Gotham has begun!
Here comes the bride, all bagged and tied!
Ointment! Scented or unscented?
Oh, great heavenly sunshades. I have it! It's a fantastical scheme. It's hatched, full blown. U-Day. U for Umbrella day. What a dazzling plot!
Careful, careful, every one of them's got a mother.
Don't adjust your sets. Welcome to the Oswald Cobblepot school of driving.
I don't know whether to call him 'daddy' or just 'commish'.
You cowardly kitten! You want to live forever?
And could I trouble you for a glass of water? Your bat gas seems to have left me with a parched sensation.
Prop Department?
You're Beauty and the Beast in one luscious Christmas gift pack.
Just the pussy I've been lookin' for!
Gentlemen, Start Your Screaming.
I believe the word you're looking for is 'Aaahh'!
And away we go in my Bird-mobile!
Lulu! Speak to me, Lulu!
I'll wipe those silly smirks off your faces in court! I'll sue you for assault and battery, and aggravated interference!
Ah, the direct approach. I admire that in a man with a mask.
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
My dear penguins, we stand on a great threshold! It's okay to be scared; many of you won't be coming back.
I saw her first...gotta fly!
How was I to know they'd have a can of shark- repellent Bat-spray handy?
What you hide, I discover. What you put in your toilet, I place on my mantle. Get the picture?
Faugh on passing Porpoises!
Now hear this, now hear this. This is your Captain speaking. My fine pinioned pirates, we're approaching the tricky buoy! Sharpen your cutlasses! There may be skullduggery ahead!
Check it out. We're gonna disassemble his Batmobile and turn it into an H-bomb on wheels.
It's worth 2,000? You cheapskate. You could have at least sent me a plane ticket!
Oh, good morning, commissionor. Have you snared the costumed crooks yet?
You're about to witness the coup of the century. The world's leading arch-criminal becomes the son-in-law of a police commissioner.
But when it comes down to it, who's holding the umbrella?
Ahoy there! Could you chaps direct me to a policeman? Commodore Schmidlapp's the name. Big Ben Distilleries, you know.
Maybe this is a bad time to mention this, but my license has expired!
I may have saved the mayor's baby, but I refuse to save a mayor who stood by helpless as a baby, while Gotham was ravaged by a disease that turned eagle scouts into crazed clowns.
Close your gills.
My babies. Did you miss me?
Those names are not for prying eyes.
Burn baby, burn!
Hey, why should I trust some cat-broad, anyway? Maybe you're just a screwed-up sorority chick who's gettin' back at her daddy for not buying her that pony for her sixteenth?
Ladies and gentlemen, friends of The Penguin's Nest. I regret to announce the outbreak of a sudden epidemic: Moldavian food poisoning. I suggest while you can, to run for your live
What slander! Fah!
Mr. Blue! I want you to prepare fifty pounds of pie-crust. We are going to make a gigantic butler pie!
'Great Quivering Jellyfish!'
They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab!
Now lets toss the costumes corpses over the pier. To the sharks with them.
Shut up, you feline floozy!
I must say that your laboratory exceeds the limits of man's wildest imaginations ... absolutely.
Cease I say! Cease and desist!
Stop! Stop this outrageous intrusion!
He hasn't the foggiest. He just keeps ringing for his confounded tea
I am an aristocrat of crookery my dear man!
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
Plenty of girls and bands and slogans and lots of hoopla, but remember, no politics. Issues confuse people.
Hi, Max! Remember me? I'm Fred's hand! You wanna greet any other body parts? Remember, Max. You flush it. I flaunt it.
Goodbye, my unintended; go to Heaven.
But it can't be. We gassed you at the party.
There are two eggs this wily bird is going to scramble: Batman and Robin! Wah wah wah!
Actually, this is all just a bad dream. You're at home, in bed, heavily sedated, resting comfortably, dying from the carcinogens you personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering
No! It's a lot 'uh'!
You didn't invite me, so I CRASHED!
'Yo-ho-ho' What?
You're coming with me, ya great white dope, to die way down in the sewer!
What are you buttinskies doing here?
'Dear Penguin. The children regret they are unable to attend - Batman.'
Well, good for you. The Dynamic Duo. Their faces completely covered with Penguin egg.
He didn't even lose a limb! An eyeball! Bladder control!
Stop, you bumbling buffoons! This is legal, I tell you! It's legal!
Just relax. I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham!
Well, Dynamic Dupes, how does it feel to be a couple of human teabags?
Waugh waugh!
You're just jealous, because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask!
Who, me? The Penguin married and kept in a bathtub?
Touring the riot scene. Gravely assessing the devastation. Upstanding mayor stuff.
You gotta admit I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell.
Rats with wings do your thing.
Great quivering icebergs! Take me to prison!
I could really get into this mayor stuff. It's not about power, it's about reaching out to people - touching people - groping people!
So where are all the children?
The finish for them, not for us, my quacking cohorts. But they're not captured yet. If I may coin a phrase: there's many a slip, so zipper your lip.
Tragic irony or poetic justice, you tell me.
They're still breathing. How in the name of purple wombats do they manage that?
No, just give you a splitting headache.
You don't really think you'll win, do you?

Friend Scores


  Player Best Score Plays Last Played
You You haven't played this game yet.

You Might Also Like...

Extras