Batman Movies: Quotes of The Penguin

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QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
Prop Department?
Hey, why should I trust some cat-broad, anyway? Maybe you're just a screwed-up sorority chick who's gettin' back at her daddy for not buying her that pony for her sixteenth?
Goodbye, my unintended; go to Heaven.
What slander! Fah!
Ointment! Scented or unscented?
Hi, Max! Remember me? I'm Fred's hand! You wanna greet any other body parts? Remember, Max. You flush it. I flaunt it.
Careful, careful, every one of them's got a mother.
He hasn't the foggiest. He just keeps ringing for his confounded tea
Here comes the bride, all bagged and tied!
Stop! Stop this outrageous intrusion!
How was I to know they'd have a can of shark- repellent Bat-spray handy?
It's worth 2,000? You cheapskate. You could have at least sent me a plane ticket!
Right, Mr. Riddler, all right! We must hang together, or most assuredly we shall hang separately.
And you're the hottest young person a role-model could have.
So where are all the children?
Forward march! The liberation of Gotham has begun!
Maybe this is a bad time to mention this, but my license has expired!
I am an aristocrat of crookery my dear man!
You're about to witness the coup of the century. The world's leading arch-criminal becomes the son-in-law of a police commissioner.
I don't know whether to call him 'daddy' or just 'commish'.
My name is not Oswald! It's Penguin! I am not a human being. I am an animal! Cold-blooded!
Plenty of girls and bands and slogans and lots of hoopla, but remember, no politics. Issues confuse people.
They're still breathing. How in the name of purple wombats do they manage that?
Oh, good morning, commissionor. Have you snared the costumed crooks yet?
I may have saved the mayor's baby, but I refuse to save a mayor who stood by helpless as a baby, while Gotham was ravaged by a disease that turned eagle scouts into crazed clowns.
Lulu! Speak to me, Lulu!
What are you buttinskies doing here?
Great quivering icebergs! Take me to prison!
True. I was their number one son, and they treated me like number two.
Close your gills.
My babies. Did you miss me?
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
I'll wipe those silly smirks off your faces in court! I'll sue you for assault and battery, and aggravated interference!
And away we go in my Bird-mobile!
You cowardly kitten! You want to live forever?
Stop, you bumbling buffoons! This is legal, I tell you! It's legal!
Just the pussy I've been lookin' for!
Fah! Armband, Visor, bridle that filly!
You're coming with me, ya great white dope, to die way down in the sewer!
I saw her first...gotta fly!
Actually, this is all just a bad dream. You're at home, in bed, heavily sedated, resting comfortably, dying from the carcinogens you personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering
Tragic irony or poetic justice, you tell me.
'Great Quivering Jellyfish!'
I must say that your laboratory exceeds the limits of man's wildest imaginations ... absolutely.
You lousy minx! I oughta have you spayed!
You gotta admit I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell.
'Dear Penguin. The children regret they are unable to attend - Batman.'
Gentlemen, Start Your Screaming.
Shut up, you feline floozy!
You didn't invite me, so I CRASHED!
And could I trouble you for a glass of water? Your bat gas seems to have left me with a parched sensation.
'Yo-ho-ho' What?
You don't really think you'll win, do you?
Oh, great heavenly sunshades. I have it! It's a fantastical scheme. It's hatched, full blown. U-Day. U for Umbrella day. What a dazzling plot!
There are two eggs this wily bird is going to scramble: Batman and Robin! Wah wah wah!
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest fink of all?
But when it comes down to it, who's holding the umbrella?
Now lets toss the costumes corpses over the pier. To the sharks with them.
Talent scout. Say Cheese!
Still... could be worse. My nose could be gushing blood.
Who, me? The Penguin married and kept in a bathtub?
He didn't even lose a limb! An eyeball! Bladder control!
Ladies and gentlemen, friends of The Penguin's Nest. I regret to announce the outbreak of a sudden epidemic: Moldavian food poisoning. I suggest while you can, to run for your live
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
Don't adjust your sets. Welcome to the Oswald Cobblepot school of driving.
The heat's getting to me. I'll murder you momentarily. But first, I need a cold drink of ice water.
I knew you when you'd steal the braces from other kids teeth.
You're just jealous, because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask!
Mr. Blue! I want you to prepare fifty pounds of pie-crust. We are going to make a gigantic butler pie!
Touring the riot scene. Gravely assessing the devastation. Upstanding mayor stuff.
Well, Dynamic Dupes, how does it feel to be a couple of human teabags?
They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab!
No! It's a lot 'uh'!
Well, good for you. The Dynamic Duo. Their faces completely covered with Penguin egg.
Faugh on passing Porpoises!
Just relax. I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham!
Ahoy there! Could you chaps direct me to a policeman? Commodore Schmidlapp's the name. Big Ben Distilleries, you know.
I could really get into this mayor stuff. It's not about power, it's about reaching out to people - touching people - groping people!
Those names are not for prying eyes.
Ah, the direct approach. I admire that in a man with a mask.
Burn baby, burn!
No, just give you a splitting headache.
You're Beauty and the Beast in one luscious Christmas gift pack.
I believe the word you're looking for is 'Aaahh'!
Check it out. We're gonna disassemble his Batmobile and turn it into an H-bomb on wheels.
My dear penguins, we stand on a great threshold! It's okay to be scared; many of you won't be coming back.
Cease I say! Cease and desist!
But it can't be. We gassed you at the party.
Rats with wings do your thing.
Ah, ****... I picked a cute one.
The finish for them, not for us, my quacking cohorts. But they're not captured yet. If I may coin a phrase: there's many a slip, so zipper your lip.
Now hear this, now hear this. This is your Captain speaking. My fine pinioned pirates, we're approaching the tricky buoy! Sharpen your cutlasses! There may be skullduggery ahead!
What you hide, I discover. What you put in your toilet, I place on my mantle. Get the picture?
Waugh waugh!
Take away that ravenous panther!

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