Batman Movies: Quotes of The Penguin

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QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
You're about to witness the coup of the century. The world's leading arch-criminal becomes the son-in-law of a police commissioner.
'Great Quivering Jellyfish!'
Stop, you bumbling buffoons! This is legal, I tell you! It's legal!
Who, me? The Penguin married and kept in a bathtub?
Right, Mr. Riddler, all right! We must hang together, or most assuredly we shall hang separately.
Those names are not for prying eyes.
Rats with wings do your thing.
And could I trouble you for a glass of water? Your bat gas seems to have left me with a parched sensation.
You lousy minx! I oughta have you spayed!
Maybe this is a bad time to mention this, but my license has expired!
You're Beauty and the Beast in one luscious Christmas gift pack.
Burn baby, burn!
'Dear Penguin. The children regret they are unable to attend - Batman.'
What slander! Fah!
Close your gills.
'Yo-ho-ho' What?
Actually, this is all just a bad dream. You're at home, in bed, heavily sedated, resting comfortably, dying from the carcinogens you personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering
Just the pussy I've been lookin' for!
Ahoy there! Could you chaps direct me to a policeman? Commodore Schmidlapp's the name. Big Ben Distilleries, you know.
I knew you when you'd steal the braces from other kids teeth.
Lulu! Speak to me, Lulu!
My babies. Did you miss me?
I'll wipe those silly smirks off your faces in court! I'll sue you for assault and battery, and aggravated interference!
Just relax. I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham!
I could really get into this mayor stuff. It's not about power, it's about reaching out to people - touching people - groping people!
Ah, ****... I picked a cute one.
Ah, the direct approach. I admire that in a man with a mask.
Great quivering icebergs! Take me to prison!
I must say that your laboratory exceeds the limits of man's wildest imaginations ... absolutely.
But when it comes down to it, who's holding the umbrella?
Check it out. We're gonna disassemble his Batmobile and turn it into an H-bomb on wheels.
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
Gentlemen, Start Your Screaming.
Faugh on passing Porpoises!
Ointment! Scented or unscented?
Hey, why should I trust some cat-broad, anyway? Maybe you're just a screwed-up sorority chick who's gettin' back at her daddy for not buying her that pony for her sixteenth?
Stop! Stop this outrageous intrusion!
There are two eggs this wily bird is going to scramble: Batman and Robin! Wah wah wah!
I am an aristocrat of crookery my dear man!
Now lets toss the costumes corpses over the pier. To the sharks with them.
Oh, great heavenly sunshades. I have it! It's a fantastical scheme. It's hatched, full blown. U-Day. U for Umbrella day. What a dazzling plot!
Well, good for you. The Dynamic Duo. Their faces completely covered with Penguin egg.
They're still breathing. How in the name of purple wombats do they manage that?
My name is not Oswald! It's Penguin! I am not a human being. I am an animal! Cold-blooded!
The heat's getting to me. I'll murder you momentarily. But first, I need a cold drink of ice water.
He didn't even lose a limb! An eyeball! Bladder control!
Careful, careful, every one of them's got a mother.
You're just jealous, because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask!
I saw her first...gotta fly!
True. I was their number one son, and they treated me like number two.
How was I to know they'd have a can of shark- repellent Bat-spray handy?
You cowardly kitten! You want to live forever?
No! It's a lot 'uh'!
Well, Dynamic Dupes, how does it feel to be a couple of human teabags?
I believe the word you're looking for is 'Aaahh'!
Here comes the bride, all bagged and tied!
You didn't invite me, so I CRASHED!
You're coming with me, ya great white dope, to die way down in the sewer!
Cease I say! Cease and desist!
Mr. Blue! I want you to prepare fifty pounds of pie-crust. We are going to make a gigantic butler pie!
Still... could be worse. My nose could be gushing blood.
Don't adjust your sets. Welcome to the Oswald Cobblepot school of driving.
No, just give you a splitting headache.
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
What are you buttinskies doing here?
They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab!
Talent scout. Say Cheese!
He hasn't the foggiest. He just keeps ringing for his confounded tea
Plenty of girls and bands and slogans and lots of hoopla, but remember, no politics. Issues confuse people.
What you hide, I discover. What you put in your toilet, I place on my mantle. Get the picture?
Prop Department?
The finish for them, not for us, my quacking cohorts. But they're not captured yet. If I may coin a phrase: there's many a slip, so zipper your lip.
Tragic irony or poetic justice, you tell me.
Now hear this, now hear this. This is your Captain speaking. My fine pinioned pirates, we're approaching the tricky buoy! Sharpen your cutlasses! There may be skullduggery ahead!
I may have saved the mayor's baby, but I refuse to save a mayor who stood by helpless as a baby, while Gotham was ravaged by a disease that turned eagle scouts into crazed clowns.
Take away that ravenous panther!
Oh, good morning, commissionor. Have you snared the costumed crooks yet?
Goodbye, my unintended; go to Heaven.
But it can't be. We gassed you at the party.
Fah! Armband, Visor, bridle that filly!
You don't really think you'll win, do you?
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest fink of all?
Shut up, you feline floozy!
It's worth 2,000? You cheapskate. You could have at least sent me a plane ticket!
And you're the hottest young person a role-model could have.
Touring the riot scene. Gravely assessing the devastation. Upstanding mayor stuff.
My dear penguins, we stand on a great threshold! It's okay to be scared; many of you won't be coming back.
I don't know whether to call him 'daddy' or just 'commish'.
Ladies and gentlemen, friends of The Penguin's Nest. I regret to announce the outbreak of a sudden epidemic: Moldavian food poisoning. I suggest while you can, to run for your live
Hi, Max! Remember me? I'm Fred's hand! You wanna greet any other body parts? Remember, Max. You flush it. I flaunt it.
So where are all the children?
And away we go in my Bird-mobile!
You gotta admit I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell.
Forward march! The liberation of Gotham has begun!
Waugh waugh!

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