Batman Movies: Quotes of The Penguin

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QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
Shut up, you feline floozy!
Rats with wings do your thing.
My name is not Oswald! It's Penguin! I am not a human being. I am an animal! Cold-blooded!
You're Beauty and the Beast in one luscious Christmas gift pack.
Stop! Stop this outrageous intrusion!
Close your gills.
Hi, Max! Remember me? I'm Fred's hand! You wanna greet any other body parts? Remember, Max. You flush it. I flaunt it.
Right, Mr. Riddler, all right! We must hang together, or most assuredly we shall hang separately.
'Yo-ho-ho' What?
Just the pussy I've been lookin' for!
Lulu! Speak to me, Lulu!
Ahoy there! Could you chaps direct me to a policeman? Commodore Schmidlapp's the name. Big Ben Distilleries, you know.
They're still breathing. How in the name of purple wombats do they manage that?
True. I was their number one son, and they treated me like number two.
You didn't invite me, so I CRASHED!
They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab!
Ah, ****... I picked a cute one.
No! It's a lot 'uh'!
He didn't even lose a limb! An eyeball! Bladder control!
I believe the word you're looking for is 'Aaahh'!
Here comes the bride, all bagged and tied!
The finish for them, not for us, my quacking cohorts. But they're not captured yet. If I may coin a phrase: there's many a slip, so zipper your lip.
My babies. Did you miss me?
You gotta admit I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell.
I knew you when you'd steal the braces from other kids teeth.
Faugh on passing Porpoises!
Prop Department?
I'll wipe those silly smirks off your faces in court! I'll sue you for assault and battery, and aggravated interference!
Great quivering icebergs! Take me to prison!
No, just give you a splitting headache.
What are you buttinskies doing here?
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
The heat's getting to me. I'll murder you momentarily. But first, I need a cold drink of ice water.
Take away that ravenous panther!
Oh, great heavenly sunshades. I have it! It's a fantastical scheme. It's hatched, full blown. U-Day. U for Umbrella day. What a dazzling plot!
Cease I say! Cease and desist!
But when it comes down to it, who's holding the umbrella?
Stop, you bumbling buffoons! This is legal, I tell you! It's legal!
And you're the hottest young person a role-model could have.
Touring the riot scene. Gravely assessing the devastation. Upstanding mayor stuff.
Hey, why should I trust some cat-broad, anyway? Maybe you're just a screwed-up sorority chick who's gettin' back at her daddy for not buying her that pony for her sixteenth?
There are two eggs this wily bird is going to scramble: Batman and Robin! Wah wah wah!
Now hear this, now hear this. This is your Captain speaking. My fine pinioned pirates, we're approaching the tricky buoy! Sharpen your cutlasses! There may be skullduggery ahead!
Waugh waugh!
Actually, this is all just a bad dream. You're at home, in bed, heavily sedated, resting comfortably, dying from the carcinogens you personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering
Well, Dynamic Dupes, how does it feel to be a couple of human teabags?
Talent scout. Say Cheese!
Those names are not for prying eyes.
Check it out. We're gonna disassemble his Batmobile and turn it into an H-bomb on wheels.
'Dear Penguin. The children regret they are unable to attend - Batman.'
Careful, careful, every one of them's got a mother.
Ointment! Scented or unscented?
Ah, the direct approach. I admire that in a man with a mask.
I could really get into this mayor stuff. It's not about power, it's about reaching out to people - touching people - groping people!
But it can't be. We gassed you at the party.
Still... could be worse. My nose could be gushing blood.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest fink of all?
Gentlemen, Start Your Screaming.
Maybe this is a bad time to mention this, but my license has expired!
He hasn't the foggiest. He just keeps ringing for his confounded tea
Just relax. I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham!
It's worth 2,000? You cheapskate. You could have at least sent me a plane ticket!
Burn baby, burn!
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
I saw her first...gotta fly!
'Great Quivering Jellyfish!'
You lousy minx! I oughta have you spayed!
I may have saved the mayor's baby, but I refuse to save a mayor who stood by helpless as a baby, while Gotham was ravaged by a disease that turned eagle scouts into crazed clowns.
I must say that your laboratory exceeds the limits of man's wildest imaginations ... absolutely.
Now lets toss the costumes corpses over the pier. To the sharks with them.
And could I trouble you for a glass of water? Your bat gas seems to have left me with a parched sensation.
You're coming with me, ya great white dope, to die way down in the sewer!
Tragic irony or poetic justice, you tell me.
And away we go in my Bird-mobile!
My dear penguins, we stand on a great threshold! It's okay to be scared; many of you won't be coming back.
You cowardly kitten! You want to live forever?
Goodbye, my unintended; go to Heaven.
Fah! Armband, Visor, bridle that filly!
Mr. Blue! I want you to prepare fifty pounds of pie-crust. We are going to make a gigantic butler pie!
What slander! Fah!
Plenty of girls and bands and slogans and lots of hoopla, but remember, no politics. Issues confuse people.
Forward march! The liberation of Gotham has begun!
How was I to know they'd have a can of shark- repellent Bat-spray handy?
What you hide, I discover. What you put in your toilet, I place on my mantle. Get the picture?
I don't know whether to call him 'daddy' or just 'commish'.
Who, me? The Penguin married and kept in a bathtub?
You're just jealous, because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask!
You're about to witness the coup of the century. The world's leading arch-criminal becomes the son-in-law of a police commissioner.
I am an aristocrat of crookery my dear man!
So where are all the children?
Don't adjust your sets. Welcome to the Oswald Cobblepot school of driving.
Ladies and gentlemen, friends of The Penguin's Nest. I regret to announce the outbreak of a sudden epidemic: Moldavian food poisoning. I suggest while you can, to run for your live
Well, good for you. The Dynamic Duo. Their faces completely covered with Penguin egg.
Oh, good morning, commissionor. Have you snared the costumed crooks yet?
You don't really think you'll win, do you?

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