Batman Movies: Quotes of The Penguin

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Can you pick which Penguin actor said which quote?

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QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
Ointment! Scented or unscented?
Just relax. I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham!
Who, me? The Penguin married and kept in a bathtub?
I saw her first...gotta fly!
I could really get into this mayor stuff. It's not about power, it's about reaching out to people - touching people - groping people!
'Dear Penguin. The children regret they are unable to attend - Batman.'
My name is not Oswald! It's Penguin! I am not a human being. I am an animal! Cold-blooded!
Waugh waugh!
Stop! Stop this outrageous intrusion!
I don't know whether to call him 'daddy' or just 'commish'.
Close your gills.
I am an aristocrat of crookery my dear man!
They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab!
And away we go in my Bird-mobile!
Well, good for you. The Dynamic Duo. Their faces completely covered with Penguin egg.
Ah, the direct approach. I admire that in a man with a mask.
Hi, Max! Remember me? I'm Fred's hand! You wanna greet any other body parts? Remember, Max. You flush it. I flaunt it.
The finish for them, not for us, my quacking cohorts. But they're not captured yet. If I may coin a phrase: there's many a slip, so zipper your lip.
'Yo-ho-ho' What?
Prop Department?
Now lets toss the costumes corpses over the pier. To the sharks with them.
Fah! Armband, Visor, bridle that filly!
Mr. Blue! I want you to prepare fifty pounds of pie-crust. We are going to make a gigantic butler pie!
You didn't invite me, so I CRASHED!
Careful, careful, every one of them's got a mother.
So where are all the children?
Oh, great heavenly sunshades. I have it! It's a fantastical scheme. It's hatched, full blown. U-Day. U for Umbrella day. What a dazzling plot!
Maybe this is a bad time to mention this, but my license has expired!
It's worth 2,000? You cheapskate. You could have at least sent me a plane ticket!
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest fink of all?
You're about to witness the coup of the century. The world's leading arch-criminal becomes the son-in-law of a police commissioner.
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
My babies. Did you miss me?
What you hide, I discover. What you put in your toilet, I place on my mantle. Get the picture?
Lulu! Speak to me, Lulu!
No! It's a lot 'uh'!
Right, Mr. Riddler, all right! We must hang together, or most assuredly we shall hang separately.
You lousy minx! I oughta have you spayed!
What are you buttinskies doing here?
You're Beauty and the Beast in one luscious Christmas gift pack.
Rats with wings do your thing.
True. I was their number one son, and they treated me like number two.
Burn baby, burn!
Don't adjust your sets. Welcome to the Oswald Cobblepot school of driving.
Faugh on passing Porpoises!
Now hear this, now hear this. This is your Captain speaking. My fine pinioned pirates, we're approaching the tricky buoy! Sharpen your cutlasses! There may be skullduggery ahead!
Tragic irony or poetic justice, you tell me.
Those names are not for prying eyes.
He hasn't the foggiest. He just keeps ringing for his confounded tea
I may have saved the mayor's baby, but I refuse to save a mayor who stood by helpless as a baby, while Gotham was ravaged by a disease that turned eagle scouts into crazed clowns.
And you're the hottest young person a role-model could have.
Well, Dynamic Dupes, how does it feel to be a couple of human teabags?
Still... could be worse. My nose could be gushing blood.
Oh, good morning, commissionor. Have you snared the costumed crooks yet?
No, just give you a splitting headache.
Talent scout. Say Cheese!
I must say that your laboratory exceeds the limits of man's wildest imaginations ... absolutely.
'Great Quivering Jellyfish!'
You don't really think you'll win, do you?
Just the pussy I've been lookin' for!
I believe the word you're looking for is 'Aaahh'!
They're still breathing. How in the name of purple wombats do they manage that?
Ladies and gentlemen, friends of The Penguin's Nest. I regret to announce the outbreak of a sudden epidemic: Moldavian food poisoning. I suggest while you can, to run for your live
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
But when it comes down to it, who's holding the umbrella?
Forward march! The liberation of Gotham has begun!
Hey, why should I trust some cat-broad, anyway? Maybe you're just a screwed-up sorority chick who's gettin' back at her daddy for not buying her that pony for her sixteenth?
How was I to know they'd have a can of shark- repellent Bat-spray handy?
He didn't even lose a limb! An eyeball! Bladder control!
Great quivering icebergs! Take me to prison!
You gotta admit I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell.
Here comes the bride, all bagged and tied!
I'll wipe those silly smirks off your faces in court! I'll sue you for assault and battery, and aggravated interference!
Plenty of girls and bands and slogans and lots of hoopla, but remember, no politics. Issues confuse people.
There are two eggs this wily bird is going to scramble: Batman and Robin! Wah wah wah!
You're just jealous, because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask!
Take away that ravenous panther!
But it can't be. We gassed you at the party.
Goodbye, my unintended; go to Heaven.
What slander! Fah!
Check it out. We're gonna disassemble his Batmobile and turn it into an H-bomb on wheels.
Ahoy there! Could you chaps direct me to a policeman? Commodore Schmidlapp's the name. Big Ben Distilleries, you know.
I knew you when you'd steal the braces from other kids teeth.
Ah, ****... I picked a cute one.
Shut up, you feline floozy!
Touring the riot scene. Gravely assessing the devastation. Upstanding mayor stuff.
The heat's getting to me. I'll murder you momentarily. But first, I need a cold drink of ice water.
Gentlemen, Start Your Screaming.
Actually, this is all just a bad dream. You're at home, in bed, heavily sedated, resting comfortably, dying from the carcinogens you personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering
Stop, you bumbling buffoons! This is legal, I tell you! It's legal!
Cease I say! Cease and desist!
My dear penguins, we stand on a great threshold! It's okay to be scared; many of you won't be coming back.
You cowardly kitten! You want to live forever?
And could I trouble you for a glass of water? Your bat gas seems to have left me with a parched sensation.
You're coming with me, ya great white dope, to die way down in the sewer!

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