Batman Movies: Quotes of The Penguin

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Can you pick which Penguin actor said which quote?

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QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
Gentlemen, Start Your Screaming.
The finish for them, not for us, my quacking cohorts. But they're not captured yet. If I may coin a phrase: there's many a slip, so zipper your lip.
Stop, you bumbling buffoons! This is legal, I tell you! It's legal!
Who, me? The Penguin married and kept in a bathtub?
How was I to know they'd have a can of shark- repellent Bat-spray handy?
I must say that your laboratory exceeds the limits of man's wildest imaginations ... absolutely.
Ah, ****... I picked a cute one.
Goodbye, my unintended; go to Heaven.
Close your gills.
Check it out. We're gonna disassemble his Batmobile and turn it into an H-bomb on wheels.
Now hear this, now hear this. This is your Captain speaking. My fine pinioned pirates, we're approaching the tricky buoy! Sharpen your cutlasses! There may be skullduggery ahead!
Maybe this is a bad time to mention this, but my license has expired!
The heat's getting to me. I'll murder you momentarily. But first, I need a cold drink of ice water.
And away we go in my Bird-mobile!
Plenty of girls and bands and slogans and lots of hoopla, but remember, no politics. Issues confuse people.
Lulu! Speak to me, Lulu!
Touring the riot scene. Gravely assessing the devastation. Upstanding mayor stuff.
Well, Dynamic Dupes, how does it feel to be a couple of human teabags?
I'll wipe those silly smirks off your faces in court! I'll sue you for assault and battery, and aggravated interference!
Fah! Armband, Visor, bridle that filly!
You're Beauty and the Beast in one luscious Christmas gift pack.
You're about to witness the coup of the century. The world's leading arch-criminal becomes the son-in-law of a police commissioner.
It's worth 2,000? You cheapskate. You could have at least sent me a plane ticket!
I saw her first...gotta fly!
I am an aristocrat of crookery my dear man!
My dear penguins, we stand on a great threshold! It's okay to be scared; many of you won't be coming back.
Ladies and gentlemen, friends of The Penguin's Nest. I regret to announce the outbreak of a sudden epidemic: Moldavian food poisoning. I suggest while you can, to run for your live
What you hide, I discover. What you put in your toilet, I place on my mantle. Get the picture?
Well, good for you. The Dynamic Duo. Their faces completely covered with Penguin egg.
Oh, good morning, commissionor. Have you snared the costumed crooks yet?
My name is not Oswald! It's Penguin! I am not a human being. I am an animal! Cold-blooded!
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
Talent scout. Say Cheese!
I may have saved the mayor's baby, but I refuse to save a mayor who stood by helpless as a baby, while Gotham was ravaged by a disease that turned eagle scouts into crazed clowns.
Those names are not for prying eyes.
My babies. Did you miss me?
Faugh on passing Porpoises!
You're just jealous, because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask!
I don't know whether to call him 'daddy' or just 'commish'.
Rats with wings do your thing.
He didn't even lose a limb! An eyeball! Bladder control!
True. I was their number one son, and they treated me like number two.
Right, Mr. Riddler, all right! We must hang together, or most assuredly we shall hang separately.
Waugh waugh!
They're still breathing. How in the name of purple wombats do they manage that?
Tragic irony or poetic justice, you tell me.
And could I trouble you for a glass of water? Your bat gas seems to have left me with a parched sensation.
But when it comes down to it, who's holding the umbrella?
Don't adjust your sets. Welcome to the Oswald Cobblepot school of driving.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest fink of all?
They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab!
Cease I say! Cease and desist!
Careful, careful, every one of them's got a mother.
Shut up, you feline floozy!
I believe the word you're looking for is 'Aaahh'!
What slander! Fah!
You didn't invite me, so I CRASHED!
Hey, why should I trust some cat-broad, anyway? Maybe you're just a screwed-up sorority chick who's gettin' back at her daddy for not buying her that pony for her sixteenth?
He hasn't the foggiest. He just keeps ringing for his confounded tea
Just relax. I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham!
No! It's a lot 'uh'!
Prop Department?
Stop! Stop this outrageous intrusion!
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
Oh, great heavenly sunshades. I have it! It's a fantastical scheme. It's hatched, full blown. U-Day. U for Umbrella day. What a dazzling plot!
Ahoy there! Could you chaps direct me to a policeman? Commodore Schmidlapp's the name. Big Ben Distilleries, you know.
Take away that ravenous panther!
You're coming with me, ya great white dope, to die way down in the sewer!
Here comes the bride, all bagged and tied!
Ah, the direct approach. I admire that in a man with a mask.
There are two eggs this wily bird is going to scramble: Batman and Robin! Wah wah wah!
Still... could be worse. My nose could be gushing blood.
You don't really think you'll win, do you?
I could really get into this mayor stuff. It's not about power, it's about reaching out to people - touching people - groping people!
You gotta admit I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell.
I knew you when you'd steal the braces from other kids teeth.
But it can't be. We gassed you at the party.
Just the pussy I've been lookin' for!
Great quivering icebergs! Take me to prison!
Burn baby, burn!
Actually, this is all just a bad dream. You're at home, in bed, heavily sedated, resting comfortably, dying from the carcinogens you personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering
You lousy minx! I oughta have you spayed!
Hi, Max! Remember me? I'm Fred's hand! You wanna greet any other body parts? Remember, Max. You flush it. I flaunt it.
No, just give you a splitting headache.
'Yo-ho-ho' What?
You cowardly kitten! You want to live forever?
What are you buttinskies doing here?
And you're the hottest young person a role-model could have.
So where are all the children?
Ointment! Scented or unscented?
Now lets toss the costumes corpses over the pier. To the sharks with them.
'Great Quivering Jellyfish!'
Forward march! The liberation of Gotham has begun!
Mr. Blue! I want you to prepare fifty pounds of pie-crust. We are going to make a gigantic butler pie!
'Dear Penguin. The children regret they are unable to attend - Batman.'

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