Batman Movies: Quotes of The Penguin

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QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
Great quivering icebergs! Take me to prison!
You cowardly kitten! You want to live forever?
Close your gills.
Stop, you bumbling buffoons! This is legal, I tell you! It's legal!
What slander! Fah!
Tragic irony or poetic justice, you tell me.
'Dear Penguin. The children regret they are unable to attend - Batman.'
Here comes the bride, all bagged and tied!
I may have saved the mayor's baby, but I refuse to save a mayor who stood by helpless as a baby, while Gotham was ravaged by a disease that turned eagle scouts into crazed clowns.
Oh, good morning, commissionor. Have you snared the costumed crooks yet?
I believe the word you're looking for is 'Aaahh'!
My name is not Oswald! It's Penguin! I am not a human being. I am an animal! Cold-blooded!
Oh, great heavenly sunshades. I have it! It's a fantastical scheme. It's hatched, full blown. U-Day. U for Umbrella day. What a dazzling plot!
But it can't be. We gassed you at the party.
Those names are not for prying eyes.
Actually, this is all just a bad dream. You're at home, in bed, heavily sedated, resting comfortably, dying from the carcinogens you personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering
Plenty of girls and bands and slogans and lots of hoopla, but remember, no politics. Issues confuse people.
You're coming with me, ya great white dope, to die way down in the sewer!
Gentlemen, Start Your Screaming.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest fink of all?
True. I was their number one son, and they treated me like number two.
I don't know whether to call him 'daddy' or just 'commish'.
Hi, Max! Remember me? I'm Fred's hand! You wanna greet any other body parts? Remember, Max. You flush it. I flaunt it.
And could I trouble you for a glass of water? Your bat gas seems to have left me with a parched sensation.
He didn't even lose a limb! An eyeball! Bladder control!
Cease I say! Cease and desist!
Who, me? The Penguin married and kept in a bathtub?
There are two eggs this wily bird is going to scramble: Batman and Robin! Wah wah wah!
The finish for them, not for us, my quacking cohorts. But they're not captured yet. If I may coin a phrase: there's many a slip, so zipper your lip.
And you're the hottest young person a role-model could have.
It's worth 2,000? You cheapskate. You could have at least sent me a plane ticket!
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
The heat's getting to me. I'll murder you momentarily. But first, I need a cold drink of ice water.
Mr. Blue! I want you to prepare fifty pounds of pie-crust. We are going to make a gigantic butler pie!
Don't adjust your sets. Welcome to the Oswald Cobblepot school of driving.
My dear penguins, we stand on a great threshold! It's okay to be scared; many of you won't be coming back.
Right, Mr. Riddler, all right! We must hang together, or most assuredly we shall hang separately.
Just relax. I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham!
Maybe this is a bad time to mention this, but my license has expired!
You lousy minx! I oughta have you spayed!
Shut up, you feline floozy!
Forward march! The liberation of Gotham has begun!
I must say that your laboratory exceeds the limits of man's wildest imaginations ... absolutely.
Careful, careful, every one of them's got a mother.
Ah, the direct approach. I admire that in a man with a mask.
My babies. Did you miss me?
'Great Quivering Jellyfish!'
'Yo-ho-ho' What?
You don't really think you'll win, do you?
I could really get into this mayor stuff. It's not about power, it's about reaching out to people - touching people - groping people!
How was I to know they'd have a can of shark- repellent Bat-spray handy?
Prop Department?
You gotta admit I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell.
Ahoy there! Could you chaps direct me to a policeman? Commodore Schmidlapp's the name. Big Ben Distilleries, you know.
And away we go in my Bird-mobile!
Hey, why should I trust some cat-broad, anyway? Maybe you're just a screwed-up sorority chick who's gettin' back at her daddy for not buying her that pony for her sixteenth?
Well, Dynamic Dupes, how does it feel to be a couple of human teabags?
You're Beauty and the Beast in one luscious Christmas gift pack.
Waugh waugh!
They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab!
What you hide, I discover. What you put in your toilet, I place on my mantle. Get the picture?
Talent scout. Say Cheese!
Still... could be worse. My nose could be gushing blood.
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
You're just jealous, because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask!
He hasn't the foggiest. He just keeps ringing for his confounded tea
Burn baby, burn!
What are you buttinskies doing here?
But when it comes down to it, who's holding the umbrella?
I knew you when you'd steal the braces from other kids teeth.
Ladies and gentlemen, friends of The Penguin's Nest. I regret to announce the outbreak of a sudden epidemic: Moldavian food poisoning. I suggest while you can, to run for your live
No! It's a lot 'uh'!
You didn't invite me, so I CRASHED!
Check it out. We're gonna disassemble his Batmobile and turn it into an H-bomb on wheels.
Touring the riot scene. Gravely assessing the devastation. Upstanding mayor stuff.
Take away that ravenous panther!
Faugh on passing Porpoises!
I saw her first...gotta fly!
Just the pussy I've been lookin' for!
So where are all the children?
Ah, ****... I picked a cute one.
You're about to witness the coup of the century. The world's leading arch-criminal becomes the son-in-law of a police commissioner.
I am an aristocrat of crookery my dear man!
Well, good for you. The Dynamic Duo. Their faces completely covered with Penguin egg.
Now hear this, now hear this. This is your Captain speaking. My fine pinioned pirates, we're approaching the tricky buoy! Sharpen your cutlasses! There may be skullduggery ahead!
Now lets toss the costumes corpses over the pier. To the sharks with them.
They're still breathing. How in the name of purple wombats do they manage that?
Goodbye, my unintended; go to Heaven.
Stop! Stop this outrageous intrusion!
No, just give you a splitting headache.
Fah! Armband, Visor, bridle that filly!
Lulu! Speak to me, Lulu!
Rats with wings do your thing.
Ointment! Scented or unscented?
I'll wipe those silly smirks off your faces in court! I'll sue you for assault and battery, and aggravated interference!

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