Batman Movies: Quotes of The Penguin

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Can you pick which Penguin actor said which quote?

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QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
Stop, you bumbling buffoons! This is legal, I tell you! It's legal!
Check it out. We're gonna disassemble his Batmobile and turn it into an H-bomb on wheels.
I saw her first...gotta fly!
Well, good for you. The Dynamic Duo. Their faces completely covered with Penguin egg.
True. I was their number one son, and they treated me like number two.
I don't know whether to call him 'daddy' or just 'commish'.
You're Beauty and the Beast in one luscious Christmas gift pack.
It's worth 2,000? You cheapskate. You could have at least sent me a plane ticket!
He didn't even lose a limb! An eyeball! Bladder control!
Now lets toss the costumes corpses over the pier. To the sharks with them.
Here comes the bride, all bagged and tied!
Those names are not for prying eyes.
Don't adjust your sets. Welcome to the Oswald Cobblepot school of driving.
I must say that your laboratory exceeds the limits of man's wildest imaginations ... absolutely.
You gotta admit I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell.
Prop Department?
Faugh on passing Porpoises!
You're coming with me, ya great white dope, to die way down in the sewer!
Ah, ****... I picked a cute one.
Hey, why should I trust some cat-broad, anyway? Maybe you're just a screwed-up sorority chick who's gettin' back at her daddy for not buying her that pony for her sixteenth?
Who, me? The Penguin married and kept in a bathtub?
Cease I say! Cease and desist!
Oh, great heavenly sunshades. I have it! It's a fantastical scheme. It's hatched, full blown. U-Day. U for Umbrella day. What a dazzling plot!
Still... could be worse. My nose could be gushing blood.
I may have saved the mayor's baby, but I refuse to save a mayor who stood by helpless as a baby, while Gotham was ravaged by a disease that turned eagle scouts into crazed clowns.
'Dear Penguin. The children regret they are unable to attend - Batman.'
What you hide, I discover. What you put in your toilet, I place on my mantle. Get the picture?
Right, Mr. Riddler, all right! We must hang together, or most assuredly we shall hang separately.
Shut up, you feline floozy!
Oh, good morning, commissionor. Have you snared the costumed crooks yet?
Maybe this is a bad time to mention this, but my license has expired!
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
What slander! Fah!
Forward march! The liberation of Gotham has begun!
No, just give you a splitting headache.
Take away that ravenous panther!
So where are all the children?
Just relax. I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham!
Fah! Armband, Visor, bridle that filly!
My name is not Oswald! It's Penguin! I am not a human being. I am an animal! Cold-blooded!
Mr. Blue! I want you to prepare fifty pounds of pie-crust. We are going to make a gigantic butler pie!
No! It's a lot 'uh'!
Ointment! Scented or unscented?
What are you buttinskies doing here?
I am an aristocrat of crookery my dear man!
'Great Quivering Jellyfish!'
Ahoy there! Could you chaps direct me to a policeman? Commodore Schmidlapp's the name. Big Ben Distilleries, you know.
I'll wipe those silly smirks off your faces in court! I'll sue you for assault and battery, and aggravated interference!
And could I trouble you for a glass of water? Your bat gas seems to have left me with a parched sensation.
My babies. Did you miss me?
You're about to witness the coup of the century. The world's leading arch-criminal becomes the son-in-law of a police commissioner.
You lousy minx! I oughta have you spayed!
Touring the riot scene. Gravely assessing the devastation. Upstanding mayor stuff.
He hasn't the foggiest. He just keeps ringing for his confounded tea
My dear penguins, we stand on a great threshold! It's okay to be scared; many of you won't be coming back.
Tragic irony or poetic justice, you tell me.
And away we go in my Bird-mobile!
Ladies and gentlemen, friends of The Penguin's Nest. I regret to announce the outbreak of a sudden epidemic: Moldavian food poisoning. I suggest while you can, to run for your live
The finish for them, not for us, my quacking cohorts. But they're not captured yet. If I may coin a phrase: there's many a slip, so zipper your lip.
Hi, Max! Remember me? I'm Fred's hand! You wanna greet any other body parts? Remember, Max. You flush it. I flaunt it.
Ah, the direct approach. I admire that in a man with a mask.
There are two eggs this wily bird is going to scramble: Batman and Robin! Wah wah wah!
But when it comes down to it, who's holding the umbrella?
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
But it can't be. We gassed you at the party.
They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab!
Gentlemen, Start Your Screaming.
Well, Dynamic Dupes, how does it feel to be a couple of human teabags?
Waugh waugh!
Close your gills.
Plenty of girls and bands and slogans and lots of hoopla, but remember, no politics. Issues confuse people.
I believe the word you're looking for is 'Aaahh'!
You don't really think you'll win, do you?
You cowardly kitten! You want to live forever?
Burn baby, burn!
Stop! Stop this outrageous intrusion!
You didn't invite me, so I CRASHED!
Now hear this, now hear this. This is your Captain speaking. My fine pinioned pirates, we're approaching the tricky buoy! Sharpen your cutlasses! There may be skullduggery ahead!
And you're the hottest young person a role-model could have.
Great quivering icebergs! Take me to prison!
Rats with wings do your thing.
'Yo-ho-ho' What?
I could really get into this mayor stuff. It's not about power, it's about reaching out to people - touching people - groping people!
Goodbye, my unintended; go to Heaven.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest fink of all?
How was I to know they'd have a can of shark- repellent Bat-spray handy?
I knew you when you'd steal the braces from other kids teeth.
They're still breathing. How in the name of purple wombats do they manage that?
Just the pussy I've been lookin' for!
The heat's getting to me. I'll murder you momentarily. But first, I need a cold drink of ice water.
You're just jealous, because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask!
Talent scout. Say Cheese!
Careful, careful, every one of them's got a mother.
Actually, this is all just a bad dream. You're at home, in bed, heavily sedated, resting comfortably, dying from the carcinogens you personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering
Lulu! Speak to me, Lulu!

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