Batman Movies: Quotes of The Penguin

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Can you pick which Penguin actor said which quote?

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QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
You're about to witness the coup of the century. The world's leading arch-criminal becomes the son-in-law of a police commissioner.
Ahoy there! Could you chaps direct me to a policeman? Commodore Schmidlapp's the name. Big Ben Distilleries, you know.
Oh, great heavenly sunshades. I have it! It's a fantastical scheme. It's hatched, full blown. U-Day. U for Umbrella day. What a dazzling plot!
Now lets toss the costumes corpses over the pier. To the sharks with them.
Well, Dynamic Dupes, how does it feel to be a couple of human teabags?
My name is not Oswald! It's Penguin! I am not a human being. I am an animal! Cold-blooded!
You cowardly kitten! You want to live forever?
Don't adjust your sets. Welcome to the Oswald Cobblepot school of driving.
Goodbye, my unintended; go to Heaven.
My babies. Did you miss me?
Those names are not for prying eyes.
I believe the word you're looking for is 'Aaahh'!
I saw her first...gotta fly!
Careful, careful, every one of them's got a mother.
You're coming with me, ya great white dope, to die way down in the sewer!
Shut up, you feline floozy!
Forward march! The liberation of Gotham has begun!
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest fink of all?
You're just jealous, because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask!
You don't really think you'll win, do you?
Burn baby, burn!
Ointment! Scented or unscented?
Take away that ravenous panther!
Faugh on passing Porpoises!
They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab!
I don't know whether to call him 'daddy' or just 'commish'.
Ah, the direct approach. I admire that in a man with a mask.
Actually, this is all just a bad dream. You're at home, in bed, heavily sedated, resting comfortably, dying from the carcinogens you personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering
Lulu! Speak to me, Lulu!
But it can't be. We gassed you at the party.
I am an aristocrat of crookery my dear man!
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
No, just give you a splitting headache.
True. I was their number one son, and they treated me like number two.
No! It's a lot 'uh'!
Mr. Blue! I want you to prepare fifty pounds of pie-crust. We are going to make a gigantic butler pie!
He hasn't the foggiest. He just keeps ringing for his confounded tea
What slander! Fah!
'Great Quivering Jellyfish!'
Who, me? The Penguin married and kept in a bathtub?
Still... could be worse. My nose could be gushing blood.
And could I trouble you for a glass of water? Your bat gas seems to have left me with a parched sensation.
And you're the hottest young person a role-model could have.
Great quivering icebergs! Take me to prison!
Stop! Stop this outrageous intrusion!
'Yo-ho-ho' What?
Right, Mr. Riddler, all right! We must hang together, or most assuredly we shall hang separately.
There are two eggs this wily bird is going to scramble: Batman and Robin! Wah wah wah!
Hey, why should I trust some cat-broad, anyway? Maybe you're just a screwed-up sorority chick who's gettin' back at her daddy for not buying her that pony for her sixteenth?
I must say that your laboratory exceeds the limits of man's wildest imaginations ... absolutely.
You gotta admit I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell.
Ladies and gentlemen, friends of The Penguin's Nest. I regret to announce the outbreak of a sudden epidemic: Moldavian food poisoning. I suggest while you can, to run for your live
I knew you when you'd steal the braces from other kids teeth.
What you hide, I discover. What you put in your toilet, I place on my mantle. Get the picture?
Maybe this is a bad time to mention this, but my license has expired!
I'll wipe those silly smirks off your faces in court! I'll sue you for assault and battery, and aggravated interference!
Rats with wings do your thing.
Waugh waugh!
Check it out. We're gonna disassemble his Batmobile and turn it into an H-bomb on wheels.
It's worth 2,000? You cheapskate. You could have at least sent me a plane ticket!
But when it comes down to it, who's holding the umbrella?
Plenty of girls and bands and slogans and lots of hoopla, but remember, no politics. Issues confuse people.
My dear penguins, we stand on a great threshold! It's okay to be scared; many of you won't be coming back.
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
Just the pussy I've been lookin' for!
Cease I say! Cease and desist!
Prop Department?
You didn't invite me, so I CRASHED!
Ah, ****... I picked a cute one.
What are you buttinskies doing here?
Here comes the bride, all bagged and tied!
Gentlemen, Start Your Screaming.
The finish for them, not for us, my quacking cohorts. But they're not captured yet. If I may coin a phrase: there's many a slip, so zipper your lip.
How was I to know they'd have a can of shark- repellent Bat-spray handy?
The heat's getting to me. I'll murder you momentarily. But first, I need a cold drink of ice water.
And away we go in my Bird-mobile!
Stop, you bumbling buffoons! This is legal, I tell you! It's legal!
Just relax. I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham!
So where are all the children?
Oh, good morning, commissionor. Have you snared the costumed crooks yet?
'Dear Penguin. The children regret they are unable to attend - Batman.'
Well, good for you. The Dynamic Duo. Their faces completely covered with Penguin egg.
He didn't even lose a limb! An eyeball! Bladder control!
Talent scout. Say Cheese!
Close your gills.
Fah! Armband, Visor, bridle that filly!
I could really get into this mayor stuff. It's not about power, it's about reaching out to people - touching people - groping people!
Hi, Max! Remember me? I'm Fred's hand! You wanna greet any other body parts? Remember, Max. You flush it. I flaunt it.
Tragic irony or poetic justice, you tell me.
You lousy minx! I oughta have you spayed!
You're Beauty and the Beast in one luscious Christmas gift pack.
Now hear this, now hear this. This is your Captain speaking. My fine pinioned pirates, we're approaching the tricky buoy! Sharpen your cutlasses! There may be skullduggery ahead!
They're still breathing. How in the name of purple wombats do they manage that?
I may have saved the mayor's baby, but I refuse to save a mayor who stood by helpless as a baby, while Gotham was ravaged by a disease that turned eagle scouts into crazed clowns.
Touring the riot scene. Gravely assessing the devastation. Upstanding mayor stuff.

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