Batman Movies: Quotes of The Penguin

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Can you pick which Penguin actor said which quote?

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QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
True. I was their number one son, and they treated me like number two.
You gotta admit I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell.
Just relax. I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham!
You didn't invite me, so I CRASHED!
Just the pussy I've been lookin' for!
The heat's getting to me. I'll murder you momentarily. But first, I need a cold drink of ice water.
Ointment! Scented or unscented?
Ah, ****... I picked a cute one.
Check it out. We're gonna disassemble his Batmobile and turn it into an H-bomb on wheels.
Close your gills.
No! It's a lot 'uh'!
I knew you when you'd steal the braces from other kids teeth.
My name is not Oswald! It's Penguin! I am not a human being. I am an animal! Cold-blooded!
Oh, great heavenly sunshades. I have it! It's a fantastical scheme. It's hatched, full blown. U-Day. U for Umbrella day. What a dazzling plot!
What slander! Fah!
Now hear this, now hear this. This is your Captain speaking. My fine pinioned pirates, we're approaching the tricky buoy! Sharpen your cutlasses! There may be skullduggery ahead!
Hi, Max! Remember me? I'm Fred's hand! You wanna greet any other body parts? Remember, Max. You flush it. I flaunt it.
Well, good for you. The Dynamic Duo. Their faces completely covered with Penguin egg.
Hey, why should I trust some cat-broad, anyway? Maybe you're just a screwed-up sorority chick who's gettin' back at her daddy for not buying her that pony for her sixteenth?
Those names are not for prying eyes.
Actually, this is all just a bad dream. You're at home, in bed, heavily sedated, resting comfortably, dying from the carcinogens you personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering
No, just give you a splitting headache.
Great quivering icebergs! Take me to prison!
Take away that ravenous panther!
Talent scout. Say Cheese!
Here comes the bride, all bagged and tied!
Who, me? The Penguin married and kept in a bathtub?
Ahoy there! Could you chaps direct me to a policeman? Commodore Schmidlapp's the name. Big Ben Distilleries, you know.
I must say that your laboratory exceeds the limits of man's wildest imaginations ... absolutely.
They're still breathing. How in the name of purple wombats do they manage that?
Now lets toss the costumes corpses over the pier. To the sharks with them.
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
You're about to witness the coup of the century. The world's leading arch-criminal becomes the son-in-law of a police commissioner.
I could really get into this mayor stuff. It's not about power, it's about reaching out to people - touching people - groping people!
Plenty of girls and bands and slogans and lots of hoopla, but remember, no politics. Issues confuse people.
Mr. Blue! I want you to prepare fifty pounds of pie-crust. We are going to make a gigantic butler pie!
What are you buttinskies doing here?
You don't really think you'll win, do you?
'Dear Penguin. The children regret they are unable to attend - Batman.'
The finish for them, not for us, my quacking cohorts. But they're not captured yet. If I may coin a phrase: there's many a slip, so zipper your lip.
You're Beauty and the Beast in one luscious Christmas gift pack.
I saw her first...gotta fly!
What you hide, I discover. What you put in your toilet, I place on my mantle. Get the picture?
They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab!
Forward march! The liberation of Gotham has begun!
Cease I say! Cease and desist!
But it can't be. We gassed you at the party.
I don't know whether to call him 'daddy' or just 'commish'.
How was I to know they'd have a can of shark- repellent Bat-spray handy?
I'll wipe those silly smirks off your faces in court! I'll sue you for assault and battery, and aggravated interference!
Waugh waugh!
Stop! Stop this outrageous intrusion!
Right, Mr. Riddler, all right! We must hang together, or most assuredly we shall hang separately.
My dear penguins, we stand on a great threshold! It's okay to be scared; many of you won't be coming back.
Touring the riot scene. Gravely assessing the devastation. Upstanding mayor stuff.
Maybe this is a bad time to mention this, but my license has expired!
Tragic irony or poetic justice, you tell me.
'Great Quivering Jellyfish!'
Burn baby, burn!
There are two eggs this wily bird is going to scramble: Batman and Robin! Wah wah wah!
Prop Department?
Rats with wings do your thing.
And could I trouble you for a glass of water? Your bat gas seems to have left me with a parched sensation.
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
I may have saved the mayor's baby, but I refuse to save a mayor who stood by helpless as a baby, while Gotham was ravaged by a disease that turned eagle scouts into crazed clowns.
'Yo-ho-ho' What?
Shut up, you feline floozy!
Careful, careful, every one of them's got a mother.
Stop, you bumbling buffoons! This is legal, I tell you! It's legal!
Ladies and gentlemen, friends of The Penguin's Nest. I regret to announce the outbreak of a sudden epidemic: Moldavian food poisoning. I suggest while you can, to run for your live
Lulu! Speak to me, Lulu!
So where are all the children?
You lousy minx! I oughta have you spayed!
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest fink of all?
Goodbye, my unintended; go to Heaven.
Faugh on passing Porpoises!
But when it comes down to it, who's holding the umbrella?
Oh, good morning, commissionor. Have you snared the costumed crooks yet?
Gentlemen, Start Your Screaming.
He hasn't the foggiest. He just keeps ringing for his confounded tea
Fah! Armband, Visor, bridle that filly!
Ah, the direct approach. I admire that in a man with a mask.
You cowardly kitten! You want to live forever?
Still... could be worse. My nose could be gushing blood.
You're coming with me, ya great white dope, to die way down in the sewer!
It's worth 2,000? You cheapskate. You could have at least sent me a plane ticket!
He didn't even lose a limb! An eyeball! Bladder control!
And away we go in my Bird-mobile!
Don't adjust your sets. Welcome to the Oswald Cobblepot school of driving.
You're just jealous, because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask!
Well, Dynamic Dupes, how does it feel to be a couple of human teabags?
I am an aristocrat of crookery my dear man!
My babies. Did you miss me?
And you're the hottest young person a role-model could have.
I believe the word you're looking for is 'Aaahh'!

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