Batman Movies: Quotes of The Penguin

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QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
Still... could be worse. My nose could be gushing blood.
So where are all the children?
Plenty of girls and bands and slogans and lots of hoopla, but remember, no politics. Issues confuse people.
What slander! Fah!
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest fink of all?
Great quivering icebergs! Take me to prison!
My dear penguins, we stand on a great threshold! It's okay to be scared; many of you won't be coming back.
You're about to witness the coup of the century. The world's leading arch-criminal becomes the son-in-law of a police commissioner.
Mr. Blue! I want you to prepare fifty pounds of pie-crust. We are going to make a gigantic butler pie!
True. I was their number one son, and they treated me like number two.
Ah, ****... I picked a cute one.
Fah! Armband, Visor, bridle that filly!
Forward march! The liberation of Gotham has begun!
He didn't even lose a limb! An eyeball! Bladder control!
I knew you when you'd steal the braces from other kids teeth.
I believe the word you're looking for is 'Aaahh'!
Ah, the direct approach. I admire that in a man with a mask.
Hi, Max! Remember me? I'm Fred's hand! You wanna greet any other body parts? Remember, Max. You flush it. I flaunt it.
You're just jealous, because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask!
They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab!
And you're the hottest young person a role-model could have.
And away we go in my Bird-mobile!
Lulu! Speak to me, Lulu!
How was I to know they'd have a can of shark- repellent Bat-spray handy?
No! It's a lot 'uh'!
I may have saved the mayor's baby, but I refuse to save a mayor who stood by helpless as a baby, while Gotham was ravaged by a disease that turned eagle scouts into crazed clowns.
Gentlemen, Start Your Screaming.
No, just give you a splitting headache.
Cease I say! Cease and desist!
Right, Mr. Riddler, all right! We must hang together, or most assuredly we shall hang separately.
'Great Quivering Jellyfish!'
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
I must say that your laboratory exceeds the limits of man's wildest imaginations ... absolutely.
It's worth 2,000? You cheapskate. You could have at least sent me a plane ticket!
You lousy minx! I oughta have you spayed!
'Yo-ho-ho' What?
I saw her first...gotta fly!
You don't really think you'll win, do you?
Oh, good morning, commissionor. Have you snared the costumed crooks yet?
Hey, why should I trust some cat-broad, anyway? Maybe you're just a screwed-up sorority chick who's gettin' back at her daddy for not buying her that pony for her sixteenth?
Now hear this, now hear this. This is your Captain speaking. My fine pinioned pirates, we're approaching the tricky buoy! Sharpen your cutlasses! There may be skullduggery ahead!
I am an aristocrat of crookery my dear man!
Well, Dynamic Dupes, how does it feel to be a couple of human teabags?
There are two eggs this wily bird is going to scramble: Batman and Robin! Wah wah wah!
My name is not Oswald! It's Penguin! I am not a human being. I am an animal! Cold-blooded!
Maybe this is a bad time to mention this, but my license has expired!
Don't adjust your sets. Welcome to the Oswald Cobblepot school of driving.
Careful, careful, every one of them's got a mother.
Talent scout. Say Cheese!
You cowardly kitten! You want to live forever?
You're coming with me, ya great white dope, to die way down in the sewer!
'Dear Penguin. The children regret they are unable to attend - Batman.'
Prop Department?
They're still breathing. How in the name of purple wombats do they manage that?
I'll wipe those silly smirks off your faces in court! I'll sue you for assault and battery, and aggravated interference!
Actually, this is all just a bad dream. You're at home, in bed, heavily sedated, resting comfortably, dying from the carcinogens you personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering
Touring the riot scene. Gravely assessing the devastation. Upstanding mayor stuff.
Take away that ravenous panther!
I don't know whether to call him 'daddy' or just 'commish'.
Goodbye, my unintended; go to Heaven.
You're Beauty and the Beast in one luscious Christmas gift pack.
Just relax. I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham!
What you hide, I discover. What you put in your toilet, I place on my mantle. Get the picture?
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
Rats with wings do your thing.
The finish for them, not for us, my quacking cohorts. But they're not captured yet. If I may coin a phrase: there's many a slip, so zipper your lip.
What are you buttinskies doing here?
Now lets toss the costumes corpses over the pier. To the sharks with them.
Well, good for you. The Dynamic Duo. Their faces completely covered with Penguin egg.
Shut up, you feline floozy!
Burn baby, burn!
Those names are not for prying eyes.
I could really get into this mayor stuff. It's not about power, it's about reaching out to people - touching people - groping people!
But when it comes down to it, who's holding the umbrella?
You gotta admit I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell.
Waugh waugh!
Just the pussy I've been lookin' for!
Who, me? The Penguin married and kept in a bathtub?
Ahoy there! Could you chaps direct me to a policeman? Commodore Schmidlapp's the name. Big Ben Distilleries, you know.
Close your gills.
Check it out. We're gonna disassemble his Batmobile and turn it into an H-bomb on wheels.
And could I trouble you for a glass of water? Your bat gas seems to have left me with a parched sensation.
Stop! Stop this outrageous intrusion!
Faugh on passing Porpoises!
Ladies and gentlemen, friends of The Penguin's Nest. I regret to announce the outbreak of a sudden epidemic: Moldavian food poisoning. I suggest while you can, to run for your live
Here comes the bride, all bagged and tied!
He hasn't the foggiest. He just keeps ringing for his confounded tea
You didn't invite me, so I CRASHED!
Stop, you bumbling buffoons! This is legal, I tell you! It's legal!
The heat's getting to me. I'll murder you momentarily. But first, I need a cold drink of ice water.
Tragic irony or poetic justice, you tell me.
Ointment! Scented or unscented?
But it can't be. We gassed you at the party.
Oh, great heavenly sunshades. I have it! It's a fantastical scheme. It's hatched, full blown. U-Day. U for Umbrella day. What a dazzling plot!
My babies. Did you miss me?

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