Batman Movies: Quotes of The Penguin

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Can you pick which Penguin actor said which quote?

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QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
Great quivering icebergs! Take me to prison!
The heat's getting to me. I'll murder you momentarily. But first, I need a cold drink of ice water.
'Great Quivering Jellyfish!'
No, just give you a splitting headache.
I believe the word you're looking for is 'Aaahh'!
Close your gills.
Just relax. I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham!
And away we go in my Bird-mobile!
Hi, Max! Remember me? I'm Fred's hand! You wanna greet any other body parts? Remember, Max. You flush it. I flaunt it.
You didn't invite me, so I CRASHED!
Now lets toss the costumes corpses over the pier. To the sharks with them.
You're Beauty and the Beast in one luscious Christmas gift pack.
Talent scout. Say Cheese!
What you hide, I discover. What you put in your toilet, I place on my mantle. Get the picture?
Shut up, you feline floozy!
He hasn't the foggiest. He just keeps ringing for his confounded tea
You're about to witness the coup of the century. The world's leading arch-criminal becomes the son-in-law of a police commissioner.
Stop! Stop this outrageous intrusion!
Mr. Blue! I want you to prepare fifty pounds of pie-crust. We are going to make a gigantic butler pie!
Rats with wings do your thing.
'Dear Penguin. The children regret they are unable to attend - Batman.'
My dear penguins, we stand on a great threshold! It's okay to be scared; many of you won't be coming back.
Just the pussy I've been lookin' for!
Maybe this is a bad time to mention this, but my license has expired!
Prop Department?
Gentlemen, Start Your Screaming.
Fah! Armband, Visor, bridle that filly!
But when it comes down to it, who's holding the umbrella?
Take away that ravenous panther!
Check it out. We're gonna disassemble his Batmobile and turn it into an H-bomb on wheels.
I knew you when you'd steal the braces from other kids teeth.
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
I am an aristocrat of crookery my dear man!
Here comes the bride, all bagged and tied!
Touring the riot scene. Gravely assessing the devastation. Upstanding mayor stuff.
Ah, the direct approach. I admire that in a man with a mask.
And you're the hottest young person a role-model could have.
They're still breathing. How in the name of purple wombats do they manage that?
Hey, why should I trust some cat-broad, anyway? Maybe you're just a screwed-up sorority chick who's gettin' back at her daddy for not buying her that pony for her sixteenth?
Burn baby, burn!
Actually, this is all just a bad dream. You're at home, in bed, heavily sedated, resting comfortably, dying from the carcinogens you personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering
Right, Mr. Riddler, all right! We must hang together, or most assuredly we shall hang separately.
Stop, you bumbling buffoons! This is legal, I tell you! It's legal!
How was I to know they'd have a can of shark- repellent Bat-spray handy?
Don't adjust your sets. Welcome to the Oswald Cobblepot school of driving.
You're coming with me, ya great white dope, to die way down in the sewer!
'Yo-ho-ho' What?
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest fink of all?
There are two eggs this wily bird is going to scramble: Batman and Robin! Wah wah wah!
I'll wipe those silly smirks off your faces in court! I'll sue you for assault and battery, and aggravated interference!
They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab!
You're just jealous, because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask!
Well, good for you. The Dynamic Duo. Their faces completely covered with Penguin egg.
Oh, good morning, commissionor. Have you snared the costumed crooks yet?
Careful, careful, every one of them's got a mother.
True. I was their number one son, and they treated me like number two.
Waugh waugh!
I may have saved the mayor's baby, but I refuse to save a mayor who stood by helpless as a baby, while Gotham was ravaged by a disease that turned eagle scouts into crazed clowns.
Faugh on passing Porpoises!
You cowardly kitten! You want to live forever?
Now hear this, now hear this. This is your Captain speaking. My fine pinioned pirates, we're approaching the tricky buoy! Sharpen your cutlasses! There may be skullduggery ahead!
You gotta admit I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell.
Plenty of girls and bands and slogans and lots of hoopla, but remember, no politics. Issues confuse people.
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
But it can't be. We gassed you at the party.
Cease I say! Cease and desist!
I must say that your laboratory exceeds the limits of man's wildest imaginations ... absolutely.
Ladies and gentlemen, friends of The Penguin's Nest. I regret to announce the outbreak of a sudden epidemic: Moldavian food poisoning. I suggest while you can, to run for your live
You don't really think you'll win, do you?
Tragic irony or poetic justice, you tell me.
Well, Dynamic Dupes, how does it feel to be a couple of human teabags?
My name is not Oswald! It's Penguin! I am not a human being. I am an animal! Cold-blooded!
Ointment! Scented or unscented?
Who, me? The Penguin married and kept in a bathtub?
Forward march! The liberation of Gotham has begun!
Those names are not for prying eyes.
So where are all the children?
I don't know whether to call him 'daddy' or just 'commish'.
What slander! Fah!
I could really get into this mayor stuff. It's not about power, it's about reaching out to people - touching people - groping people!
He didn't even lose a limb! An eyeball! Bladder control!
My babies. Did you miss me?
Ah, ****... I picked a cute one.
The finish for them, not for us, my quacking cohorts. But they're not captured yet. If I may coin a phrase: there's many a slip, so zipper your lip.
What are you buttinskies doing here?
No! It's a lot 'uh'!
I saw her first...gotta fly!
Lulu! Speak to me, Lulu!
Ahoy there! Could you chaps direct me to a policeman? Commodore Schmidlapp's the name. Big Ben Distilleries, you know.
Still... could be worse. My nose could be gushing blood.
And could I trouble you for a glass of water? Your bat gas seems to have left me with a parched sensation.
You lousy minx! I oughta have you spayed!
Goodbye, my unintended; go to Heaven.
Oh, great heavenly sunshades. I have it! It's a fantastical scheme. It's hatched, full blown. U-Day. U for Umbrella day. What a dazzling plot!
It's worth 2,000? You cheapskate. You could have at least sent me a plane ticket!

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