Batman Movies: Quotes of The Penguin

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Can you pick which Penguin actor said which quote?

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QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
I saw her first...gotta fly!
Goodbye, my unintended; go to Heaven.
I may have saved the mayor's baby, but I refuse to save a mayor who stood by helpless as a baby, while Gotham was ravaged by a disease that turned eagle scouts into crazed clowns.
Shut up, you feline floozy!
And you're the hottest young person a role-model could have.
He didn't even lose a limb! An eyeball! Bladder control!
Hi, Max! Remember me? I'm Fred's hand! You wanna greet any other body parts? Remember, Max. You flush it. I flaunt it.
No, just give you a splitting headache.
They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab!
What slander! Fah!
I am an aristocrat of crookery my dear man!
I could really get into this mayor stuff. It's not about power, it's about reaching out to people - touching people - groping people!
Plenty of girls and bands and slogans and lots of hoopla, but remember, no politics. Issues confuse people.
'Great Quivering Jellyfish!'
I must say that your laboratory exceeds the limits of man's wildest imaginations ... absolutely.
And away we go in my Bird-mobile!
He hasn't the foggiest. He just keeps ringing for his confounded tea
There are two eggs this wily bird is going to scramble: Batman and Robin! Wah wah wah!
I don't know whether to call him 'daddy' or just 'commish'.
You didn't invite me, so I CRASHED!
Close your gills.
Careful, careful, every one of them's got a mother.
Still... could be worse. My nose could be gushing blood.
Actually, this is all just a bad dream. You're at home, in bed, heavily sedated, resting comfortably, dying from the carcinogens you personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering
Well, Dynamic Dupes, how does it feel to be a couple of human teabags?
But it can't be. We gassed you at the party.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest fink of all?
Rats with wings do your thing.
Cease I say! Cease and desist!
Oh, great heavenly sunshades. I have it! It's a fantastical scheme. It's hatched, full blown. U-Day. U for Umbrella day. What a dazzling plot!
How was I to know they'd have a can of shark- repellent Bat-spray handy?
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
Tragic irony or poetic justice, you tell me.
What you hide, I discover. What you put in your toilet, I place on my mantle. Get the picture?
Talent scout. Say Cheese!
Don't adjust your sets. Welcome to the Oswald Cobblepot school of driving.
My dear penguins, we stand on a great threshold! It's okay to be scared; many of you won't be coming back.
Burn baby, burn!
Now lets toss the costumes corpses over the pier. To the sharks with them.
You're Beauty and the Beast in one luscious Christmas gift pack.
You're coming with me, ya great white dope, to die way down in the sewer!
Mr. Blue! I want you to prepare fifty pounds of pie-crust. We are going to make a gigantic butler pie!
My name is not Oswald! It's Penguin! I am not a human being. I am an animal! Cold-blooded!
Faugh on passing Porpoises!
So where are all the children?
Just relax. I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham!
Waugh waugh!
You gotta admit I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell.
The heat's getting to me. I'll murder you momentarily. But first, I need a cold drink of ice water.
You don't really think you'll win, do you?
Fah! Armband, Visor, bridle that filly!
Prop Department?
You cowardly kitten! You want to live forever?
Great quivering icebergs! Take me to prison!
I'll wipe those silly smirks off your faces in court! I'll sue you for assault and battery, and aggravated interference!
The finish for them, not for us, my quacking cohorts. But they're not captured yet. If I may coin a phrase: there's many a slip, so zipper your lip.
Just the pussy I've been lookin' for!
Those names are not for prying eyes.
Touring the riot scene. Gravely assessing the devastation. Upstanding mayor stuff.
My babies. Did you miss me?
Take away that ravenous panther!
Stop, you bumbling buffoons! This is legal, I tell you! It's legal!
Now hear this, now hear this. This is your Captain speaking. My fine pinioned pirates, we're approaching the tricky buoy! Sharpen your cutlasses! There may be skullduggery ahead!
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
Gentlemen, Start Your Screaming.
I knew you when you'd steal the braces from other kids teeth.
Right, Mr. Riddler, all right! We must hang together, or most assuredly we shall hang separately.
They're still breathing. How in the name of purple wombats do they manage that?
True. I was their number one son, and they treated me like number two.
'Dear Penguin. The children regret they are unable to attend - Batman.'
Well, good for you. The Dynamic Duo. Their faces completely covered with Penguin egg.
You're just jealous, because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask!
You lousy minx! I oughta have you spayed!
Who, me? The Penguin married and kept in a bathtub?
You're about to witness the coup of the century. The world's leading arch-criminal becomes the son-in-law of a police commissioner.
Ah, ****... I picked a cute one.
What are you buttinskies doing here?
No! It's a lot 'uh'!
Maybe this is a bad time to mention this, but my license has expired!
Forward march! The liberation of Gotham has begun!
Hey, why should I trust some cat-broad, anyway? Maybe you're just a screwed-up sorority chick who's gettin' back at her daddy for not buying her that pony for her sixteenth?
Here comes the bride, all bagged and tied!
Check it out. We're gonna disassemble his Batmobile and turn it into an H-bomb on wheels.
And could I trouble you for a glass of water? Your bat gas seems to have left me with a parched sensation.
Ointment! Scented or unscented?
I believe the word you're looking for is 'Aaahh'!
Ahoy there! Could you chaps direct me to a policeman? Commodore Schmidlapp's the name. Big Ben Distilleries, you know.
Ladies and gentlemen, friends of The Penguin's Nest. I regret to announce the outbreak of a sudden epidemic: Moldavian food poisoning. I suggest while you can, to run for your live
Oh, good morning, commissionor. Have you snared the costumed crooks yet?
Stop! Stop this outrageous intrusion!
It's worth 2,000? You cheapskate. You could have at least sent me a plane ticket!
But when it comes down to it, who's holding the umbrella?
'Yo-ho-ho' What?
Lulu! Speak to me, Lulu!
Ah, the direct approach. I admire that in a man with a mask.

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