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QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
What slander! Fah!
Who, me? The Penguin married and kept in a bathtub?
Burn baby, burn!
You're coming with me, ya great white dope, to die way down in the sewer!
Those names are not for prying eyes.
'Yo-ho-ho' What?
Lulu! Speak to me, Lulu!
'Great Quivering Jellyfish!'
Ladies and gentlemen, friends of The Penguin's Nest. I regret to announce the outbreak of a sudden epidemic: Moldavian food poisoning. I suggest while you can, to run for your live
Oh, good morning, commissionor. Have you snared the costumed crooks yet?
Plenty of girls and bands and slogans and lots of hoopla, but remember, no politics. Issues confuse people.
I could really get into this mayor stuff. It's not about power, it's about reaching out to people - touching people - groping people!
Just the pussy I've been lookin' for!
They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab!
Goodbye, my unintended; go to Heaven.
Touring the riot scene. Gravely assessing the devastation. Upstanding mayor stuff.
Ointment! Scented or unscented?
I believe the word you're looking for is 'Aaahh'!
Cease I say! Cease and desist!
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest fink of all?
Here comes the bride, all bagged and tied!
No! It's a lot 'uh'!
So where are all the children?
And you're the hottest young person a role-model could have.
Well, Dynamic Dupes, how does it feel to be a couple of human teabags?
Maybe this is a bad time to mention this, but my license has expired!
The heat's getting to me. I'll murder you momentarily. But first, I need a cold drink of ice water.
'Dear Penguin. The children regret they are unable to attend - Batman.'
Now hear this, now hear this. This is your Captain speaking. My fine pinioned pirates, we're approaching the tricky buoy! Sharpen your cutlasses! There may be skullduggery ahead!
You're just jealous, because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask!
And could I trouble you for a glass of water? Your bat gas seems to have left me with a parched sensation.
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
True. I was their number one son, and they treated me like number two.
Faugh on passing Porpoises!
My name is not Oswald! It's Penguin! I am not a human being. I am an animal! Cold-blooded!
Actually, this is all just a bad dream. You're at home, in bed, heavily sedated, resting comfortably, dying from the carcinogens you personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering
Ahoy there! Could you chaps direct me to a policeman? Commodore Schmidlapp's the name. Big Ben Distilleries, you know.
Forward march! The liberation of Gotham has begun!
You gotta admit I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell.
I must say that your laboratory exceeds the limits of man's wildest imaginations ... absolutely.
They're still breathing. How in the name of purple wombats do they manage that?
Oh, great heavenly sunshades. I have it! It's a fantastical scheme. It's hatched, full blown. U-Day. U for Umbrella day. What a dazzling plot!
Check it out. We're gonna disassemble his Batmobile and turn it into an H-bomb on wheels.
Hi, Max! Remember me? I'm Fred's hand! You wanna greet any other body parts? Remember, Max. You flush it. I flaunt it.
Ah, ****... I picked a cute one.
I am an aristocrat of crookery my dear man!
I saw her first...gotta fly!
But it can't be. We gassed you at the party.
Right, Mr. Riddler, all right! We must hang together, or most assuredly we shall hang separately.
Close your gills.
Prop Department?
He hasn't the foggiest. He just keeps ringing for his confounded tea
There are two eggs this wily bird is going to scramble: Batman and Robin! Wah wah wah!
Waugh waugh!
But when it comes down to it, who's holding the umbrella?
What you hide, I discover. What you put in your toilet, I place on my mantle. Get the picture?
Just relax. I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham!
I'll wipe those silly smirks off your faces in court! I'll sue you for assault and battery, and aggravated interference!
How was I to know they'd have a can of shark- repellent Bat-spray handy?
Careful, careful, every one of them's got a mother.
He didn't even lose a limb! An eyeball! Bladder control!
What are you buttinskies doing here?
Gentlemen, Start Your Screaming.
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
My dear penguins, we stand on a great threshold! It's okay to be scared; many of you won't be coming back.
No, just give you a splitting headache.
Hey, why should I trust some cat-broad, anyway? Maybe you're just a screwed-up sorority chick who's gettin' back at her daddy for not buying her that pony for her sixteenth?
You're about to witness the coup of the century. The world's leading arch-criminal becomes the son-in-law of a police commissioner.
Great quivering icebergs! Take me to prison!
I may have saved the mayor's baby, but I refuse to save a mayor who stood by helpless as a baby, while Gotham was ravaged by a disease that turned eagle scouts into crazed clowns.
Mr. Blue! I want you to prepare fifty pounds of pie-crust. We are going to make a gigantic butler pie!
You lousy minx! I oughta have you spayed!
Take away that ravenous panther!
Talent scout. Say Cheese!
You cowardly kitten! You want to live forever?
It's worth 2,000? You cheapskate. You could have at least sent me a plane ticket!
Now lets toss the costumes corpses over the pier. To the sharks with them.
Fah! Armband, Visor, bridle that filly!
Rats with wings do your thing.
Still... could be worse. My nose could be gushing blood.
You don't really think you'll win, do you?
The finish for them, not for us, my quacking cohorts. But they're not captured yet. If I may coin a phrase: there's many a slip, so zipper your lip.
Tragic irony or poetic justice, you tell me.
Well, good for you. The Dynamic Duo. Their faces completely covered with Penguin egg.
Ah, the direct approach. I admire that in a man with a mask.
You're Beauty and the Beast in one luscious Christmas gift pack.
Stop! Stop this outrageous intrusion!
I don't know whether to call him 'daddy' or just 'commish'.
Stop, you bumbling buffoons! This is legal, I tell you! It's legal!
And away we go in my Bird-mobile!
I knew you when you'd steal the braces from other kids teeth.
Shut up, you feline floozy!
You didn't invite me, so I CRASHED!
Don't adjust your sets. Welcome to the Oswald Cobblepot school of driving.
My babies. Did you miss me?

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