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QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
You cowardly kitten! You want to live forever?
Ah, ****... I picked a cute one.
Faugh on passing Porpoises!
Forward march! The liberation of Gotham has begun!
You didn't invite me, so I CRASHED!
Great quivering icebergs! Take me to prison!
There are two eggs this wily bird is going to scramble: Batman and Robin! Wah wah wah!
Actually, this is all just a bad dream. You're at home, in bed, heavily sedated, resting comfortably, dying from the carcinogens you personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering
I could really get into this mayor stuff. It's not about power, it's about reaching out to people - touching people - groping people!
Stop, you bumbling buffoons! This is legal, I tell you! It's legal!
Oh, great heavenly sunshades. I have it! It's a fantastical scheme. It's hatched, full blown. U-Day. U for Umbrella day. What a dazzling plot!
Well, good for you. The Dynamic Duo. Their faces completely covered with Penguin egg.
Those names are not for prying eyes.
They're still breathing. How in the name of purple wombats do they manage that?
'Great Quivering Jellyfish!'
Goodbye, my unintended; go to Heaven.
My dear penguins, we stand on a great threshold! It's okay to be scared; many of you won't be coming back.
Still... could be worse. My nose could be gushing blood.
Ointment! Scented or unscented?
Prop Department?
Touring the riot scene. Gravely assessing the devastation. Upstanding mayor stuff.
The heat's getting to me. I'll murder you momentarily. But first, I need a cold drink of ice water.
You lousy minx! I oughta have you spayed!
Who, me? The Penguin married and kept in a bathtub?
What slander! Fah!
Gentlemen, Start Your Screaming.
So where are all the children?
No, just give you a splitting headache.
He didn't even lose a limb! An eyeball! Bladder control!
Plenty of girls and bands and slogans and lots of hoopla, but remember, no politics. Issues confuse people.
The finish for them, not for us, my quacking cohorts. But they're not captured yet. If I may coin a phrase: there's many a slip, so zipper your lip.
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
Lulu! Speak to me, Lulu!
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest fink of all?
Well, Dynamic Dupes, how does it feel to be a couple of human teabags?
You're Beauty and the Beast in one luscious Christmas gift pack.
Close your gills.
And away we go in my Bird-mobile!
Now lets toss the costumes corpses over the pier. To the sharks with them.
My name is not Oswald! It's Penguin! I am not a human being. I am an animal! Cold-blooded!
Just the pussy I've been lookin' for!
What you hide, I discover. What you put in your toilet, I place on my mantle. Get the picture?
Rats with wings do your thing.
Ah, the direct approach. I admire that in a man with a mask.
Hi, Max! Remember me? I'm Fred's hand! You wanna greet any other body parts? Remember, Max. You flush it. I flaunt it.
I'll wipe those silly smirks off your faces in court! I'll sue you for assault and battery, and aggravated interference!
He hasn't the foggiest. He just keeps ringing for his confounded tea
I must say that your laboratory exceeds the limits of man's wildest imaginations ... absolutely.
Oh, good morning, commissionor. Have you snared the costumed crooks yet?
Right, Mr. Riddler, all right! We must hang together, or most assuredly we shall hang separately.
I don't know whether to call him 'daddy' or just 'commish'.
Tragic irony or poetic justice, you tell me.
Cease I say! Cease and desist!
Hey, why should I trust some cat-broad, anyway? Maybe you're just a screwed-up sorority chick who's gettin' back at her daddy for not buying her that pony for her sixteenth?
I believe the word you're looking for is 'Aaahh'!
Talent scout. Say Cheese!
Stop! Stop this outrageous intrusion!
'Yo-ho-ho' What?
But when it comes down to it, who's holding the umbrella?
It's worth 2,000? You cheapskate. You could have at least sent me a plane ticket!
Just relax. I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham!
What are you buttinskies doing here?
I saw her first...gotta fly!
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
Fah! Armband, Visor, bridle that filly!
But it can't be. We gassed you at the party.
You're coming with me, ya great white dope, to die way down in the sewer!
My babies. Did you miss me?
You don't really think you'll win, do you?
Mr. Blue! I want you to prepare fifty pounds of pie-crust. We are going to make a gigantic butler pie!
They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab!
Now hear this, now hear this. This is your Captain speaking. My fine pinioned pirates, we're approaching the tricky buoy! Sharpen your cutlasses! There may be skullduggery ahead!
I knew you when you'd steal the braces from other kids teeth.
Ahoy there! Could you chaps direct me to a policeman? Commodore Schmidlapp's the name. Big Ben Distilleries, you know.
Ladies and gentlemen, friends of The Penguin's Nest. I regret to announce the outbreak of a sudden epidemic: Moldavian food poisoning. I suggest while you can, to run for your live
Here comes the bride, all bagged and tied!
No! It's a lot 'uh'!
Check it out. We're gonna disassemble his Batmobile and turn it into an H-bomb on wheels.
I am an aristocrat of crookery my dear man!
You gotta admit I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell.
Don't adjust your sets. Welcome to the Oswald Cobblepot school of driving.
How was I to know they'd have a can of shark- repellent Bat-spray handy?
You're just jealous, because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask!
Careful, careful, every one of them's got a mother.
Take away that ravenous panther!
Shut up, you feline floozy!
You're about to witness the coup of the century. The world's leading arch-criminal becomes the son-in-law of a police commissioner.
Burn baby, burn!
Waugh waugh!
Maybe this is a bad time to mention this, but my license has expired!
I may have saved the mayor's baby, but I refuse to save a mayor who stood by helpless as a baby, while Gotham was ravaged by a disease that turned eagle scouts into crazed clowns.
And you're the hottest young person a role-model could have.
'Dear Penguin. The children regret they are unable to attend - Batman.'
True. I was their number one son, and they treated me like number two.
And could I trouble you for a glass of water? Your bat gas seems to have left me with a parched sensation.

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