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QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
My name is not Oswald! It's Penguin! I am not a human being. I am an animal! Cold-blooded!
I don't know whether to call him 'daddy' or just 'commish'.
What slander! Fah!
'Yo-ho-ho' What?
You're coming with me, ya great white dope, to die way down in the sewer!
What you hide, I discover. What you put in your toilet, I place on my mantle. Get the picture?
You're just jealous, because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask!
You lousy minx! I oughta have you spayed!
Now lets toss the costumes corpses over the pier. To the sharks with them.
Ah, ****... I picked a cute one.
Check it out. We're gonna disassemble his Batmobile and turn it into an H-bomb on wheels.
I saw her first...gotta fly!
Plenty of girls and bands and slogans and lots of hoopla, but remember, no politics. Issues confuse people.
My dear penguins, we stand on a great threshold! It's okay to be scared; many of you won't be coming back.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest fink of all?
How was I to know they'd have a can of shark- repellent Bat-spray handy?
Faugh on passing Porpoises!
I may have saved the mayor's baby, but I refuse to save a mayor who stood by helpless as a baby, while Gotham was ravaged by a disease that turned eagle scouts into crazed clowns.
You cowardly kitten! You want to live forever?
Lulu! Speak to me, Lulu!
But it can't be. We gassed you at the party.
Well, good for you. The Dynamic Duo. Their faces completely covered with Penguin egg.
Tragic irony or poetic justice, you tell me.
But when it comes down to it, who's holding the umbrella?
They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab!
Forward march! The liberation of Gotham has begun!
Ladies and gentlemen, friends of The Penguin's Nest. I regret to announce the outbreak of a sudden epidemic: Moldavian food poisoning. I suggest while you can, to run for your live
Hi, Max! Remember me? I'm Fred's hand! You wanna greet any other body parts? Remember, Max. You flush it. I flaunt it.
I knew you when you'd steal the braces from other kids teeth.
Here comes the bride, all bagged and tied!
Waugh waugh!
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
Ah, the direct approach. I admire that in a man with a mask.
Actually, this is all just a bad dream. You're at home, in bed, heavily sedated, resting comfortably, dying from the carcinogens you personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering
And away we go in my Bird-mobile!
I am an aristocrat of crookery my dear man!
You're Beauty and the Beast in one luscious Christmas gift pack.
No! It's a lot 'uh'!
What are you buttinskies doing here?
You don't really think you'll win, do you?
My babies. Did you miss me?
Goodbye, my unintended; go to Heaven.
Fah! Armband, Visor, bridle that filly!
Careful, careful, every one of them's got a mother.
They're still breathing. How in the name of purple wombats do they manage that?
I must say that your laboratory exceeds the limits of man's wildest imaginations ... absolutely.
Those names are not for prying eyes.
Right, Mr. Riddler, all right! We must hang together, or most assuredly we shall hang separately.
The finish for them, not for us, my quacking cohorts. But they're not captured yet. If I may coin a phrase: there's many a slip, so zipper your lip.
There are two eggs this wily bird is going to scramble: Batman and Robin! Wah wah wah!
And could I trouble you for a glass of water? Your bat gas seems to have left me with a parched sensation.
Well, Dynamic Dupes, how does it feel to be a couple of human teabags?
I believe the word you're looking for is 'Aaahh'!
Mr. Blue! I want you to prepare fifty pounds of pie-crust. We are going to make a gigantic butler pie!
Still... could be worse. My nose could be gushing blood.
Ointment! Scented or unscented?
It's worth 2,000? You cheapskate. You could have at least sent me a plane ticket!
Great quivering icebergs! Take me to prison!
'Great Quivering Jellyfish!'
Maybe this is a bad time to mention this, but my license has expired!
Rats with wings do your thing.
He hasn't the foggiest. He just keeps ringing for his confounded tea
He didn't even lose a limb! An eyeball! Bladder control!
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
Hey, why should I trust some cat-broad, anyway? Maybe you're just a screwed-up sorority chick who's gettin' back at her daddy for not buying her that pony for her sixteenth?
'Dear Penguin. The children regret they are unable to attend - Batman.'
Burn baby, burn!
Stop, you bumbling buffoons! This is legal, I tell you! It's legal!
Shut up, you feline floozy!
Don't adjust your sets. Welcome to the Oswald Cobblepot school of driving.
Take away that ravenous panther!
I'll wipe those silly smirks off your faces in court! I'll sue you for assault and battery, and aggravated interference!
The heat's getting to me. I'll murder you momentarily. But first, I need a cold drink of ice water.
Cease I say! Cease and desist!
Prop Department?
No, just give you a splitting headache.
Talent scout. Say Cheese!
You gotta admit I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell.
You didn't invite me, so I CRASHED!
And you're the hottest young person a role-model could have.
Stop! Stop this outrageous intrusion!
I could really get into this mayor stuff. It's not about power, it's about reaching out to people - touching people - groping people!
Gentlemen, Start Your Screaming.
Touring the riot scene. Gravely assessing the devastation. Upstanding mayor stuff.
Just relax. I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham!
So where are all the children?
Now hear this, now hear this. This is your Captain speaking. My fine pinioned pirates, we're approaching the tricky buoy! Sharpen your cutlasses! There may be skullduggery ahead!
Close your gills.
Ahoy there! Could you chaps direct me to a policeman? Commodore Schmidlapp's the name. Big Ben Distilleries, you know.
Who, me? The Penguin married and kept in a bathtub?
Oh, good morning, commissionor. Have you snared the costumed crooks yet?
Oh, great heavenly sunshades. I have it! It's a fantastical scheme. It's hatched, full blown. U-Day. U for Umbrella day. What a dazzling plot!
True. I was their number one son, and they treated me like number two.
You're about to witness the coup of the century. The world's leading arch-criminal becomes the son-in-law of a police commissioner.
Just the pussy I've been lookin' for!

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