Batman Movies: Quotes of The Penguin

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QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
What you hide, I discover. What you put in your toilet, I place on my mantle. Get the picture?
They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab!
Don't adjust your sets. Welcome to the Oswald Cobblepot school of driving.
Take away that ravenous panther!
He didn't even lose a limb! An eyeball! Bladder control!
Still... could be worse. My nose could be gushing blood.
'Yo-ho-ho' What?
Well, good for you. The Dynamic Duo. Their faces completely covered with Penguin egg.
Waugh waugh!
Maybe this is a bad time to mention this, but my license has expired!
I am an aristocrat of crookery my dear man!
I may have saved the mayor's baby, but I refuse to save a mayor who stood by helpless as a baby, while Gotham was ravaged by a disease that turned eagle scouts into crazed clowns.
Hey, why should I trust some cat-broad, anyway? Maybe you're just a screwed-up sorority chick who's gettin' back at her daddy for not buying her that pony for her sixteenth?
Who, me? The Penguin married and kept in a bathtub?
What are you buttinskies doing here?
Ladies and gentlemen, friends of The Penguin's Nest. I regret to announce the outbreak of a sudden epidemic: Moldavian food poisoning. I suggest while you can, to run for your live
You lousy minx! I oughta have you spayed!
Oh, great heavenly sunshades. I have it! It's a fantastical scheme. It's hatched, full blown. U-Day. U for Umbrella day. What a dazzling plot!
Touring the riot scene. Gravely assessing the devastation. Upstanding mayor stuff.
Just the pussy I've been lookin' for!
Faugh on passing Porpoises!
Careful, careful, every one of them's got a mother.
Actually, this is all just a bad dream. You're at home, in bed, heavily sedated, resting comfortably, dying from the carcinogens you personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering
But when it comes down to it, who's holding the umbrella?
You don't really think you'll win, do you?
Just relax. I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham!
Lulu! Speak to me, Lulu!
You're just jealous, because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask!
Ointment! Scented or unscented?
Prop Department?
Forward march! The liberation of Gotham has begun!
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
And could I trouble you for a glass of water? Your bat gas seems to have left me with a parched sensation.
And away we go in my Bird-mobile!
Ahoy there! Could you chaps direct me to a policeman? Commodore Schmidlapp's the name. Big Ben Distilleries, you know.
'Dear Penguin. The children regret they are unable to attend - Batman.'
Fah! Armband, Visor, bridle that filly!
I could really get into this mayor stuff. It's not about power, it's about reaching out to people - touching people - groping people!
Mr. Blue! I want you to prepare fifty pounds of pie-crust. We are going to make a gigantic butler pie!
He hasn't the foggiest. He just keeps ringing for his confounded tea
The finish for them, not for us, my quacking cohorts. But they're not captured yet. If I may coin a phrase: there's many a slip, so zipper your lip.
You cowardly kitten! You want to live forever?
I knew you when you'd steal the braces from other kids teeth.
I saw her first...gotta fly!
Here comes the bride, all bagged and tied!
I don't know whether to call him 'daddy' or just 'commish'.
Cease I say! Cease and desist!
Right, Mr. Riddler, all right! We must hang together, or most assuredly we shall hang separately.
What slander! Fah!
My dear penguins, we stand on a great threshold! It's okay to be scared; many of you won't be coming back.
How was I to know they'd have a can of shark- repellent Bat-spray handy?
You didn't invite me, so I CRASHED!
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest fink of all?
The heat's getting to me. I'll murder you momentarily. But first, I need a cold drink of ice water.
But it can't be. We gassed you at the party.
Talent scout. Say Cheese!
And you're the hottest young person a role-model could have.
There are two eggs this wily bird is going to scramble: Batman and Robin! Wah wah wah!
You gotta admit I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell.
You're about to witness the coup of the century. The world's leading arch-criminal becomes the son-in-law of a police commissioner.
Hi, Max! Remember me? I'm Fred's hand! You wanna greet any other body parts? Remember, Max. You flush it. I flaunt it.
Well, Dynamic Dupes, how does it feel to be a couple of human teabags?
Shut up, you feline floozy!
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
I must say that your laboratory exceeds the limits of man's wildest imaginations ... absolutely.
You're coming with me, ya great white dope, to die way down in the sewer!
So where are all the children?
Great quivering icebergs! Take me to prison!
Tragic irony or poetic justice, you tell me.
'Great Quivering Jellyfish!'
Plenty of girls and bands and slogans and lots of hoopla, but remember, no politics. Issues confuse people.
Stop! Stop this outrageous intrusion!
My babies. Did you miss me?
Rats with wings do your thing.
Those names are not for prying eyes.
I believe the word you're looking for is 'Aaahh'!
You're Beauty and the Beast in one luscious Christmas gift pack.
Close your gills.
Gentlemen, Start Your Screaming.
No, just give you a splitting headache.
They're still breathing. How in the name of purple wombats do they manage that?
Ah, the direct approach. I admire that in a man with a mask.
It's worth 2,000? You cheapskate. You could have at least sent me a plane ticket!
Oh, good morning, commissionor. Have you snared the costumed crooks yet?
True. I was their number one son, and they treated me like number two.
Now lets toss the costumes corpses over the pier. To the sharks with them.
Check it out. We're gonna disassemble his Batmobile and turn it into an H-bomb on wheels.
Goodbye, my unintended; go to Heaven.
Now hear this, now hear this. This is your Captain speaking. My fine pinioned pirates, we're approaching the tricky buoy! Sharpen your cutlasses! There may be skullduggery ahead!
Ah, ****... I picked a cute one.
My name is not Oswald! It's Penguin! I am not a human being. I am an animal! Cold-blooded!
Burn baby, burn!
Stop, you bumbling buffoons! This is legal, I tell you! It's legal!
No! It's a lot 'uh'!
I'll wipe those silly smirks off your faces in court! I'll sue you for assault and battery, and aggravated interference!

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