Batman Movies: Quotes of The Penguin

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QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
Gentlemen, Start Your Screaming.
He hasn't the foggiest. He just keeps ringing for his confounded tea
Burn baby, burn!
'Yo-ho-ho' What?
It's worth 2,000? You cheapskate. You could have at least sent me a plane ticket!
I am an aristocrat of crookery my dear man!
What you hide, I discover. What you put in your toilet, I place on my mantle. Get the picture?
Lulu! Speak to me, Lulu!
The finish for them, not for us, my quacking cohorts. But they're not captured yet. If I may coin a phrase: there's many a slip, so zipper your lip.
There are two eggs this wily bird is going to scramble: Batman and Robin! Wah wah wah!
But it can't be. We gassed you at the party.
Tragic irony or poetic justice, you tell me.
My dear penguins, we stand on a great threshold! It's okay to be scared; many of you won't be coming back.
Careful, careful, every one of them's got a mother.
Here comes the bride, all bagged and tied!
Close your gills.
My babies. Did you miss me?
Rats with wings do your thing.
Shut up, you feline floozy!
I knew you when you'd steal the braces from other kids teeth.
Right, Mr. Riddler, all right! We must hang together, or most assuredly we shall hang separately.
Prop Department?
Just the pussy I've been lookin' for!
Hey, why should I trust some cat-broad, anyway? Maybe you're just a screwed-up sorority chick who's gettin' back at her daddy for not buying her that pony for her sixteenth?
Check it out. We're gonna disassemble his Batmobile and turn it into an H-bomb on wheels.
They're still breathing. How in the name of purple wombats do they manage that?
I believe the word you're looking for is 'Aaahh'!
Plenty of girls and bands and slogans and lots of hoopla, but remember, no politics. Issues confuse people.
You lousy minx! I oughta have you spayed!
Who, me? The Penguin married and kept in a bathtub?
I'll wipe those silly smirks off your faces in court! I'll sue you for assault and battery, and aggravated interference!
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
Forward march! The liberation of Gotham has begun!
You're just jealous, because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask!
You didn't invite me, so I CRASHED!
Take away that ravenous panther!
Mr. Blue! I want you to prepare fifty pounds of pie-crust. We are going to make a gigantic butler pie!
I could really get into this mayor stuff. It's not about power, it's about reaching out to people - touching people - groping people!
The heat's getting to me. I'll murder you momentarily. But first, I need a cold drink of ice water.
Well, good for you. The Dynamic Duo. Their faces completely covered with Penguin egg.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest fink of all?
And you're the hottest young person a role-model could have.
Fah! Armband, Visor, bridle that filly!
And away we go in my Bird-mobile!
Stop! Stop this outrageous intrusion!
Great quivering icebergs! Take me to prison!
Faugh on passing Porpoises!
He didn't even lose a limb! An eyeball! Bladder control!
No, just give you a splitting headache.
Just relax. I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham!
Those names are not for prying eyes.
Now lets toss the costumes corpses over the pier. To the sharks with them.
Maybe this is a bad time to mention this, but my license has expired!
Goodbye, my unintended; go to Heaven.
Cease I say! Cease and desist!
You cowardly kitten! You want to live forever?
But when it comes down to it, who's holding the umbrella?
You don't really think you'll win, do you?
True. I was their number one son, and they treated me like number two.
Oh, great heavenly sunshades. I have it! It's a fantastical scheme. It's hatched, full blown. U-Day. U for Umbrella day. What a dazzling plot!
My name is not Oswald! It's Penguin! I am not a human being. I am an animal! Cold-blooded!
Hi, Max! Remember me? I'm Fred's hand! You wanna greet any other body parts? Remember, Max. You flush it. I flaunt it.
What are you buttinskies doing here?
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
Oh, good morning, commissionor. Have you snared the costumed crooks yet?
Ointment! Scented or unscented?
Touring the riot scene. Gravely assessing the devastation. Upstanding mayor stuff.
Ah, the direct approach. I admire that in a man with a mask.
Still... could be worse. My nose could be gushing blood.
You're about to witness the coup of the century. The world's leading arch-criminal becomes the son-in-law of a police commissioner.
I saw her first...gotta fly!
Ah, ****... I picked a cute one.
Don't adjust your sets. Welcome to the Oswald Cobblepot school of driving.
Ahoy there! Could you chaps direct me to a policeman? Commodore Schmidlapp's the name. Big Ben Distilleries, you know.
Stop, you bumbling buffoons! This is legal, I tell you! It's legal!
What slander! Fah!
Now hear this, now hear this. This is your Captain speaking. My fine pinioned pirates, we're approaching the tricky buoy! Sharpen your cutlasses! There may be skullduggery ahead!
I don't know whether to call him 'daddy' or just 'commish'.
'Dear Penguin. The children regret they are unable to attend - Batman.'
Ladies and gentlemen, friends of The Penguin's Nest. I regret to announce the outbreak of a sudden epidemic: Moldavian food poisoning. I suggest while you can, to run for your live
You're Beauty and the Beast in one luscious Christmas gift pack.
No! It's a lot 'uh'!
You gotta admit I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell.
I must say that your laboratory exceeds the limits of man's wildest imaginations ... absolutely.
They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab!
I may have saved the mayor's baby, but I refuse to save a mayor who stood by helpless as a baby, while Gotham was ravaged by a disease that turned eagle scouts into crazed clowns.
Actually, this is all just a bad dream. You're at home, in bed, heavily sedated, resting comfortably, dying from the carcinogens you personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering
Well, Dynamic Dupes, how does it feel to be a couple of human teabags?
'Great Quivering Jellyfish!'
You're coming with me, ya great white dope, to die way down in the sewer!
So where are all the children?
And could I trouble you for a glass of water? Your bat gas seems to have left me with a parched sensation.
How was I to know they'd have a can of shark- repellent Bat-spray handy?
Waugh waugh!
Talent scout. Say Cheese!

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