Batman Movies: Quotes of The Penguin

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Can you pick which Penguin actor said which quote?

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QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
Ahoy there! Could you chaps direct me to a policeman? Commodore Schmidlapp's the name. Big Ben Distilleries, you know.
Rats with wings do your thing.
Oh, good morning, commissionor. Have you snared the costumed crooks yet?
Ah, ****... I picked a cute one.
I must say that your laboratory exceeds the limits of man's wildest imaginations ... absolutely.
'Great Quivering Jellyfish!'
'Dear Penguin. The children regret they are unable to attend - Batman.'
Who, me? The Penguin married and kept in a bathtub?
Ah, the direct approach. I admire that in a man with a mask.
No! It's a lot 'uh'!
Shut up, you feline floozy!
Burn baby, burn!
How was I to know they'd have a can of shark- repellent Bat-spray handy?
They're still breathing. How in the name of purple wombats do they manage that?
You gotta admit I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell.
I am an aristocrat of crookery my dear man!
Maybe this is a bad time to mention this, but my license has expired!
My dear penguins, we stand on a great threshold! It's okay to be scared; many of you won't be coming back.
And away we go in my Bird-mobile!
Talent scout. Say Cheese!
Great quivering icebergs! Take me to prison!
I knew you when you'd steal the braces from other kids teeth.
I saw her first...gotta fly!
You're coming with me, ya great white dope, to die way down in the sewer!
Here comes the bride, all bagged and tied!
Ladies and gentlemen, friends of The Penguin's Nest. I regret to announce the outbreak of a sudden epidemic: Moldavian food poisoning. I suggest while you can, to run for your live
Hi, Max! Remember me? I'm Fred's hand! You wanna greet any other body parts? Remember, Max. You flush it. I flaunt it.
Stop, you bumbling buffoons! This is legal, I tell you! It's legal!
I could really get into this mayor stuff. It's not about power, it's about reaching out to people - touching people - groping people!
My babies. Did you miss me?
Hey, why should I trust some cat-broad, anyway? Maybe you're just a screwed-up sorority chick who's gettin' back at her daddy for not buying her that pony for her sixteenth?
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
Forward march! The liberation of Gotham has begun!
But it can't be. We gassed you at the party.
I may have saved the mayor's baby, but I refuse to save a mayor who stood by helpless as a baby, while Gotham was ravaged by a disease that turned eagle scouts into crazed clowns.
Careful, careful, every one of them's got a mother.
Still... could be worse. My nose could be gushing blood.
Check it out. We're gonna disassemble his Batmobile and turn it into an H-bomb on wheels.
So where are all the children?
But when it comes down to it, who's holding the umbrella?
I don't know whether to call him 'daddy' or just 'commish'.
My name is not Oswald! It's Penguin! I am not a human being. I am an animal! Cold-blooded!
'Yo-ho-ho' What?
Faugh on passing Porpoises!
Gentlemen, Start Your Screaming.
Fah! Armband, Visor, bridle that filly!
Take away that ravenous panther!
Goodbye, my unintended; go to Heaven.
He hasn't the foggiest. He just keeps ringing for his confounded tea
Well, Dynamic Dupes, how does it feel to be a couple of human teabags?
You didn't invite me, so I CRASHED!
And you're the hottest young person a role-model could have.
I'll wipe those silly smirks off your faces in court! I'll sue you for assault and battery, and aggravated interference!
You don't really think you'll win, do you?
Tragic irony or poetic justice, you tell me.
Now lets toss the costumes corpses over the pier. To the sharks with them.
True. I was their number one son, and they treated me like number two.
Cease I say! Cease and desist!
And could I trouble you for a glass of water? Your bat gas seems to have left me with a parched sensation.
What slander! Fah!
They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab!
Just the pussy I've been lookin' for!
You're Beauty and the Beast in one luscious Christmas gift pack.
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
Don't adjust your sets. Welcome to the Oswald Cobblepot school of driving.
You're just jealous, because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask!
Stop! Stop this outrageous intrusion!
He didn't even lose a limb! An eyeball! Bladder control!
Lulu! Speak to me, Lulu!
The heat's getting to me. I'll murder you momentarily. But first, I need a cold drink of ice water.
Touring the riot scene. Gravely assessing the devastation. Upstanding mayor stuff.
Actually, this is all just a bad dream. You're at home, in bed, heavily sedated, resting comfortably, dying from the carcinogens you personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering
Prop Department?
What are you buttinskies doing here?
It's worth 2,000? You cheapskate. You could have at least sent me a plane ticket!
Close your gills.
Well, good for you. The Dynamic Duo. Their faces completely covered with Penguin egg.
Right, Mr. Riddler, all right! We must hang together, or most assuredly we shall hang separately.
Plenty of girls and bands and slogans and lots of hoopla, but remember, no politics. Issues confuse people.
Mr. Blue! I want you to prepare fifty pounds of pie-crust. We are going to make a gigantic butler pie!
You lousy minx! I oughta have you spayed!
Waugh waugh!
No, just give you a splitting headache.
The finish for them, not for us, my quacking cohorts. But they're not captured yet. If I may coin a phrase: there's many a slip, so zipper your lip.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest fink of all?
You cowardly kitten! You want to live forever?
Ointment! Scented or unscented?
What you hide, I discover. What you put in your toilet, I place on my mantle. Get the picture?
Just relax. I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham!
I believe the word you're looking for is 'Aaahh'!
Those names are not for prying eyes.
Now hear this, now hear this. This is your Captain speaking. My fine pinioned pirates, we're approaching the tricky buoy! Sharpen your cutlasses! There may be skullduggery ahead!
There are two eggs this wily bird is going to scramble: Batman and Robin! Wah wah wah!
Oh, great heavenly sunshades. I have it! It's a fantastical scheme. It's hatched, full blown. U-Day. U for Umbrella day. What a dazzling plot!
You're about to witness the coup of the century. The world's leading arch-criminal becomes the son-in-law of a police commissioner.

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