Batman Movies: Quotes of The Penguin

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Can you pick which Penguin actor said which quote?

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QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
You cowardly kitten! You want to live forever?
My babies. Did you miss me?
You're coming with me, ya great white dope, to die way down in the sewer!
But when it comes down to it, who's holding the umbrella?
Great quivering icebergs! Take me to prison!
Plenty of girls and bands and slogans and lots of hoopla, but remember, no politics. Issues confuse people.
Stop! Stop this outrageous intrusion!
Now hear this, now hear this. This is your Captain speaking. My fine pinioned pirates, we're approaching the tricky buoy! Sharpen your cutlasses! There may be skullduggery ahead!
There are two eggs this wily bird is going to scramble: Batman and Robin! Wah wah wah!
Tragic irony or poetic justice, you tell me.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest fink of all?
How was I to know they'd have a can of shark- repellent Bat-spray handy?
You didn't invite me, so I CRASHED!
And you're the hottest young person a role-model could have.
Just the pussy I've been lookin' for!
But it can't be. We gassed you at the party.
The finish for them, not for us, my quacking cohorts. But they're not captured yet. If I may coin a phrase: there's many a slip, so zipper your lip.
Now lets toss the costumes corpses over the pier. To the sharks with them.
You're about to witness the coup of the century. The world's leading arch-criminal becomes the son-in-law of a police commissioner.
They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab!
Goodbye, my unintended; go to Heaven.
Cease I say! Cease and desist!
Careful, careful, every one of them's got a mother.
Right, Mr. Riddler, all right! We must hang together, or most assuredly we shall hang separately.
I am an aristocrat of crookery my dear man!
Prop Department?
Fah! Armband, Visor, bridle that filly!
Lulu! Speak to me, Lulu!
Ointment! Scented or unscented?
No, just give you a splitting headache.
So where are all the children?
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
Well, good for you. The Dynamic Duo. Their faces completely covered with Penguin egg.
Check it out. We're gonna disassemble his Batmobile and turn it into an H-bomb on wheels.
They're still breathing. How in the name of purple wombats do they manage that?
True. I was their number one son, and they treated me like number two.
He hasn't the foggiest. He just keeps ringing for his confounded tea
'Yo-ho-ho' What?
Oh, great heavenly sunshades. I have it! It's a fantastical scheme. It's hatched, full blown. U-Day. U for Umbrella day. What a dazzling plot!
Gentlemen, Start Your Screaming.
No! It's a lot 'uh'!
Here comes the bride, all bagged and tied!
Well, Dynamic Dupes, how does it feel to be a couple of human teabags?
My dear penguins, we stand on a great threshold! It's okay to be scared; many of you won't be coming back.
My name is not Oswald! It's Penguin! I am not a human being. I am an animal! Cold-blooded!
Hi, Max! Remember me? I'm Fred's hand! You wanna greet any other body parts? Remember, Max. You flush it. I flaunt it.
And could I trouble you for a glass of water? Your bat gas seems to have left me with a parched sensation.
You lousy minx! I oughta have you spayed!
I'll wipe those silly smirks off your faces in court! I'll sue you for assault and battery, and aggravated interference!
Ladies and gentlemen, friends of The Penguin's Nest. I regret to announce the outbreak of a sudden epidemic: Moldavian food poisoning. I suggest while you can, to run for your live
Close your gills.
'Great Quivering Jellyfish!'
You don't really think you'll win, do you?
It's worth 2,000? You cheapskate. You could have at least sent me a plane ticket!
Faugh on passing Porpoises!
Shut up, you feline floozy!
I don't know whether to call him 'daddy' or just 'commish'.
I could really get into this mayor stuff. It's not about power, it's about reaching out to people - touching people - groping people!
What slander! Fah!
You gotta admit I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell.
He didn't even lose a limb! An eyeball! Bladder control!
And away we go in my Bird-mobile!
I saw her first...gotta fly!
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
What are you buttinskies doing here?
Who, me? The Penguin married and kept in a bathtub?
Actually, this is all just a bad dream. You're at home, in bed, heavily sedated, resting comfortably, dying from the carcinogens you personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering
I may have saved the mayor's baby, but I refuse to save a mayor who stood by helpless as a baby, while Gotham was ravaged by a disease that turned eagle scouts into crazed clowns.
Still... could be worse. My nose could be gushing blood.
Don't adjust your sets. Welcome to the Oswald Cobblepot school of driving.
Take away that ravenous panther!
Waugh waugh!
You're just jealous, because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask!
Oh, good morning, commissionor. Have you snared the costumed crooks yet?
Forward march! The liberation of Gotham has begun!
I believe the word you're looking for is 'Aaahh'!
'Dear Penguin. The children regret they are unable to attend - Batman.'
Talent scout. Say Cheese!
Touring the riot scene. Gravely assessing the devastation. Upstanding mayor stuff.
Just relax. I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham!
Rats with wings do your thing.
Ah, ****... I picked a cute one.
I must say that your laboratory exceeds the limits of man's wildest imaginations ... absolutely.
Those names are not for prying eyes.
Ah, the direct approach. I admire that in a man with a mask.
Hey, why should I trust some cat-broad, anyway? Maybe you're just a screwed-up sorority chick who's gettin' back at her daddy for not buying her that pony for her sixteenth?
Stop, you bumbling buffoons! This is legal, I tell you! It's legal!
The heat's getting to me. I'll murder you momentarily. But first, I need a cold drink of ice water.
Burn baby, burn!
What you hide, I discover. What you put in your toilet, I place on my mantle. Get the picture?
I knew you when you'd steal the braces from other kids teeth.
Maybe this is a bad time to mention this, but my license has expired!
Ahoy there! Could you chaps direct me to a policeman? Commodore Schmidlapp's the name. Big Ben Distilleries, you know.
Mr. Blue! I want you to prepare fifty pounds of pie-crust. We are going to make a gigantic butler pie!
You're Beauty and the Beast in one luscious Christmas gift pack.

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