Batman Movies: Quotes of The Penguin

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Can you pick which Penguin actor said which quote?

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QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
What slander! Fah!
You're coming with me, ya great white dope, to die way down in the sewer!
How was I to know they'd have a can of shark- repellent Bat-spray handy?
They're still breathing. How in the name of purple wombats do they manage that?
Touring the riot scene. Gravely assessing the devastation. Upstanding mayor stuff.
No, just give you a splitting headache.
Ladies and gentlemen, friends of The Penguin's Nest. I regret to announce the outbreak of a sudden epidemic: Moldavian food poisoning. I suggest while you can, to run for your live
Lulu! Speak to me, Lulu!
I am an aristocrat of crookery my dear man!
I knew you when you'd steal the braces from other kids teeth.
The finish for them, not for us, my quacking cohorts. But they're not captured yet. If I may coin a phrase: there's many a slip, so zipper your lip.
Shut up, you feline floozy!
I saw her first...gotta fly!
But it can't be. We gassed you at the party.
Rats with wings do your thing.
'Dear Penguin. The children regret they are unable to attend - Batman.'
My dear penguins, we stand on a great threshold! It's okay to be scared; many of you won't be coming back.
You lousy minx! I oughta have you spayed!
Now lets toss the costumes corpses over the pier. To the sharks with them.
Goodbye, my unintended; go to Heaven.
Great quivering icebergs! Take me to prison!
Waugh waugh!
I could really get into this mayor stuff. It's not about power, it's about reaching out to people - touching people - groping people!
But when it comes down to it, who's holding the umbrella?
What are you buttinskies doing here?
Tragic irony or poetic justice, you tell me.
Just relax. I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham!
Talent scout. Say Cheese!
Who, me? The Penguin married and kept in a bathtub?
Just the pussy I've been lookin' for!
No! It's a lot 'uh'!
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
Stop, you bumbling buffoons! This is legal, I tell you! It's legal!
'Yo-ho-ho' What?
You're Beauty and the Beast in one luscious Christmas gift pack.
Hi, Max! Remember me? I'm Fred's hand! You wanna greet any other body parts? Remember, Max. You flush it. I flaunt it.
Don't adjust your sets. Welcome to the Oswald Cobblepot school of driving.
Check it out. We're gonna disassemble his Batmobile and turn it into an H-bomb on wheels.
Here comes the bride, all bagged and tied!
My babies. Did you miss me?
I must say that your laboratory exceeds the limits of man's wildest imaginations ... absolutely.
And you're the hottest young person a role-model could have.
Well, good for you. The Dynamic Duo. Their faces completely covered with Penguin egg.
He hasn't the foggiest. He just keeps ringing for his confounded tea
I'll wipe those silly smirks off your faces in court! I'll sue you for assault and battery, and aggravated interference!
And away we go in my Bird-mobile!
Well, Dynamic Dupes, how does it feel to be a couple of human teabags?
Burn baby, burn!
Plenty of girls and bands and slogans and lots of hoopla, but remember, no politics. Issues confuse people.
Oh, good morning, commissionor. Have you snared the costumed crooks yet?
You're about to witness the coup of the century. The world's leading arch-criminal becomes the son-in-law of a police commissioner.
Ah, the direct approach. I admire that in a man with a mask.
Forward march! The liberation of Gotham has begun!
Take away that ravenous panther!
He didn't even lose a limb! An eyeball! Bladder control!
And could I trouble you for a glass of water? Your bat gas seems to have left me with a parched sensation.
Fah! Armband, Visor, bridle that filly!
I believe the word you're looking for is 'Aaahh'!
Cease I say! Cease and desist!
You don't really think you'll win, do you?
Ointment! Scented or unscented?
True. I was their number one son, and they treated me like number two.
Mr. Blue! I want you to prepare fifty pounds of pie-crust. We are going to make a gigantic butler pie!
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
Actually, this is all just a bad dream. You're at home, in bed, heavily sedated, resting comfortably, dying from the carcinogens you personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering
I may have saved the mayor's baby, but I refuse to save a mayor who stood by helpless as a baby, while Gotham was ravaged by a disease that turned eagle scouts into crazed clowns.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest fink of all?
I don't know whether to call him 'daddy' or just 'commish'.
My name is not Oswald! It's Penguin! I am not a human being. I am an animal! Cold-blooded!
You gotta admit I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell.
It's worth 2,000? You cheapskate. You could have at least sent me a plane ticket!
Hey, why should I trust some cat-broad, anyway? Maybe you're just a screwed-up sorority chick who's gettin' back at her daddy for not buying her that pony for her sixteenth?
'Great Quivering Jellyfish!'
You didn't invite me, so I CRASHED!
Careful, careful, every one of them's got a mother.
Gentlemen, Start Your Screaming.
Oh, great heavenly sunshades. I have it! It's a fantastical scheme. It's hatched, full blown. U-Day. U for Umbrella day. What a dazzling plot!
There are two eggs this wily bird is going to scramble: Batman and Robin! Wah wah wah!
You're just jealous, because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask!
So where are all the children?
Close your gills.
They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab!
Ah, ****... I picked a cute one.
Prop Department?
Ahoy there! Could you chaps direct me to a policeman? Commodore Schmidlapp's the name. Big Ben Distilleries, you know.
Maybe this is a bad time to mention this, but my license has expired!
You cowardly kitten! You want to live forever?
Faugh on passing Porpoises!
Now hear this, now hear this. This is your Captain speaking. My fine pinioned pirates, we're approaching the tricky buoy! Sharpen your cutlasses! There may be skullduggery ahead!
Stop! Stop this outrageous intrusion!
Still... could be worse. My nose could be gushing blood.
What you hide, I discover. What you put in your toilet, I place on my mantle. Get the picture?
Right, Mr. Riddler, all right! We must hang together, or most assuredly we shall hang separately.
The heat's getting to me. I'll murder you momentarily. But first, I need a cold drink of ice water.
Those names are not for prying eyes.

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