Batman Movies: Quotes of The Penguin

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QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
'Yo-ho-ho' What?
I could really get into this mayor stuff. It's not about power, it's about reaching out to people - touching people - groping people!
He didn't even lose a limb! An eyeball! Bladder control!
Goodbye, my unintended; go to Heaven.
True. I was their number one son, and they treated me like number two.
'Dear Penguin. The children regret they are unable to attend - Batman.'
Ah, ****... I picked a cute one.
I'll wipe those silly smirks off your faces in court! I'll sue you for assault and battery, and aggravated interference!
Rats with wings do your thing.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest fink of all?
I am an aristocrat of crookery my dear man!
Gentlemen, Start Your Screaming.
There are two eggs this wily bird is going to scramble: Batman and Robin! Wah wah wah!
Well, good for you. The Dynamic Duo. Their faces completely covered with Penguin egg.
You cowardly kitten! You want to live forever?
Ah, the direct approach. I admire that in a man with a mask.
Forward march! The liberation of Gotham has begun!
Hi, Max! Remember me? I'm Fred's hand! You wanna greet any other body parts? Remember, Max. You flush it. I flaunt it.
What are you buttinskies doing here?
Check it out. We're gonna disassemble his Batmobile and turn it into an H-bomb on wheels.
Now lets toss the costumes corpses over the pier. To the sharks with them.
'Great Quivering Jellyfish!'
Ladies and gentlemen, friends of The Penguin's Nest. I regret to announce the outbreak of a sudden epidemic: Moldavian food poisoning. I suggest while you can, to run for your live
Ointment! Scented or unscented?
Just relax. I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham!
Now hear this, now hear this. This is your Captain speaking. My fine pinioned pirates, we're approaching the tricky buoy! Sharpen your cutlasses! There may be skullduggery ahead!
Faugh on passing Porpoises!
Lulu! Speak to me, Lulu!
No, just give you a splitting headache.
Don't adjust your sets. Welcome to the Oswald Cobblepot school of driving.
My babies. Did you miss me?
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
Mr. Blue! I want you to prepare fifty pounds of pie-crust. We are going to make a gigantic butler pie!
I don't know whether to call him 'daddy' or just 'commish'.
Those names are not for prying eyes.
Who, me? The Penguin married and kept in a bathtub?
No! It's a lot 'uh'!
I may have saved the mayor's baby, but I refuse to save a mayor who stood by helpless as a baby, while Gotham was ravaged by a disease that turned eagle scouts into crazed clowns.
Great quivering icebergs! Take me to prison!
Talent scout. Say Cheese!
Take away that ravenous panther!
Actually, this is all just a bad dream. You're at home, in bed, heavily sedated, resting comfortably, dying from the carcinogens you personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering
You didn't invite me, so I CRASHED!
But it can't be. We gassed you at the party.
Close your gills.
My name is not Oswald! It's Penguin! I am not a human being. I am an animal! Cold-blooded!
He hasn't the foggiest. He just keeps ringing for his confounded tea
Tragic irony or poetic justice, you tell me.
Careful, careful, every one of them's got a mother.
Cease I say! Cease and desist!
Stop, you bumbling buffoons! This is legal, I tell you! It's legal!
I must say that your laboratory exceeds the limits of man's wildest imaginations ... absolutely.
But when it comes down to it, who's holding the umbrella?
I believe the word you're looking for is 'Aaahh'!
You don't really think you'll win, do you?
And you're the hottest young person a role-model could have.
Shut up, you feline floozy!
What you hide, I discover. What you put in your toilet, I place on my mantle. Get the picture?
Burn baby, burn!
Maybe this is a bad time to mention this, but my license has expired!
You're coming with me, ya great white dope, to die way down in the sewer!
So where are all the children?
I saw her first...gotta fly!
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
Touring the riot scene. Gravely assessing the devastation. Upstanding mayor stuff.
They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab!
And away we go in my Bird-mobile!
Still... could be worse. My nose could be gushing blood.
Oh, good morning, commissionor. Have you snared the costumed crooks yet?
They're still breathing. How in the name of purple wombats do they manage that?
Fah! Armband, Visor, bridle that filly!
Waugh waugh!
My dear penguins, we stand on a great threshold! It's okay to be scared; many of you won't be coming back.
You're Beauty and the Beast in one luscious Christmas gift pack.
The heat's getting to me. I'll murder you momentarily. But first, I need a cold drink of ice water.
Well, Dynamic Dupes, how does it feel to be a couple of human teabags?
I knew you when you'd steal the braces from other kids teeth.
Just the pussy I've been lookin' for!
Oh, great heavenly sunshades. I have it! It's a fantastical scheme. It's hatched, full blown. U-Day. U for Umbrella day. What a dazzling plot!
You lousy minx! I oughta have you spayed!
Ahoy there! Could you chaps direct me to a policeman? Commodore Schmidlapp's the name. Big Ben Distilleries, you know.
You gotta admit I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell.
It's worth 2,000? You cheapskate. You could have at least sent me a plane ticket!
Prop Department?
Stop! Stop this outrageous intrusion!
You're just jealous, because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask!
How was I to know they'd have a can of shark- repellent Bat-spray handy?
Right, Mr. Riddler, all right! We must hang together, or most assuredly we shall hang separately.
Plenty of girls and bands and slogans and lots of hoopla, but remember, no politics. Issues confuse people.
What slander! Fah!
And could I trouble you for a glass of water? Your bat gas seems to have left me with a parched sensation.
Here comes the bride, all bagged and tied!
Hey, why should I trust some cat-broad, anyway? Maybe you're just a screwed-up sorority chick who's gettin' back at her daddy for not buying her that pony for her sixteenth?
You're about to witness the coup of the century. The world's leading arch-criminal becomes the son-in-law of a police commissioner.
The finish for them, not for us, my quacking cohorts. But they're not captured yet. If I may coin a phrase: there's many a slip, so zipper your lip.

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