Batman Movies: Quotes of The Penguin

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QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
True. I was their number one son, and they treated me like number two.
Hi, Max! Remember me? I'm Fred's hand! You wanna greet any other body parts? Remember, Max. You flush it. I flaunt it.
No! It's a lot 'uh'!
Faugh on passing Porpoises!
But it can't be. We gassed you at the party.
I knew you when you'd steal the braces from other kids teeth.
Plenty of girls and bands and slogans and lots of hoopla, but remember, no politics. Issues confuse people.
Talent scout. Say Cheese!
You're Beauty and the Beast in one luscious Christmas gift pack.
I may have saved the mayor's baby, but I refuse to save a mayor who stood by helpless as a baby, while Gotham was ravaged by a disease that turned eagle scouts into crazed clowns.
You're coming with me, ya great white dope, to die way down in the sewer!
'Dear Penguin. The children regret they are unable to attend - Batman.'
Ah, ****... I picked a cute one.
They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab!
I am an aristocrat of crookery my dear man!
Mr. Blue! I want you to prepare fifty pounds of pie-crust. We are going to make a gigantic butler pie!
Who, me? The Penguin married and kept in a bathtub?
Ahoy there! Could you chaps direct me to a policeman? Commodore Schmidlapp's the name. Big Ben Distilleries, you know.
Those names are not for prying eyes.
Here comes the bride, all bagged and tied!
I must say that your laboratory exceeds the limits of man's wildest imaginations ... absolutely.
You cowardly kitten! You want to live forever?
What slander! Fah!
He hasn't the foggiest. He just keeps ringing for his confounded tea
Waugh waugh!
Actually, this is all just a bad dream. You're at home, in bed, heavily sedated, resting comfortably, dying from the carcinogens you personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering
Touring the riot scene. Gravely assessing the devastation. Upstanding mayor stuff.
Cease I say! Cease and desist!
No, just give you a splitting headache.
Don't adjust your sets. Welcome to the Oswald Cobblepot school of driving.
Hey, why should I trust some cat-broad, anyway? Maybe you're just a screwed-up sorority chick who's gettin' back at her daddy for not buying her that pony for her sixteenth?
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
Well, good for you. The Dynamic Duo. Their faces completely covered with Penguin egg.
Oh, great heavenly sunshades. I have it! It's a fantastical scheme. It's hatched, full blown. U-Day. U for Umbrella day. What a dazzling plot!
He didn't even lose a limb! An eyeball! Bladder control!
You didn't invite me, so I CRASHED!
Now hear this, now hear this. This is your Captain speaking. My fine pinioned pirates, we're approaching the tricky buoy! Sharpen your cutlasses! There may be skullduggery ahead!
Gentlemen, Start Your Screaming.
And you're the hottest young person a role-model could have.
You lousy minx! I oughta have you spayed!
'Yo-ho-ho' What?
Stop, you bumbling buffoons! This is legal, I tell you! It's legal!
The heat's getting to me. I'll murder you momentarily. But first, I need a cold drink of ice water.
Ladies and gentlemen, friends of The Penguin's Nest. I regret to announce the outbreak of a sudden epidemic: Moldavian food poisoning. I suggest while you can, to run for your live
Now lets toss the costumes corpses over the pier. To the sharks with them.
My babies. Did you miss me?
And could I trouble you for a glass of water? Your bat gas seems to have left me with a parched sensation.
There are two eggs this wily bird is going to scramble: Batman and Robin! Wah wah wah!
Shut up, you feline floozy!
My dear penguins, we stand on a great threshold! It's okay to be scared; many of you won't be coming back.
'Great Quivering Jellyfish!'
Still... could be worse. My nose could be gushing blood.
What are you buttinskies doing here?
Rats with wings do your thing.
And away we go in my Bird-mobile!
Ointment! Scented or unscented?
The finish for them, not for us, my quacking cohorts. But they're not captured yet. If I may coin a phrase: there's many a slip, so zipper your lip.
Tragic irony or poetic justice, you tell me.
Fah! Armband, Visor, bridle that filly!
I saw her first...gotta fly!
Just relax. I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham!
Oh, good morning, commissionor. Have you snared the costumed crooks yet?
It's worth 2,000? You cheapskate. You could have at least sent me a plane ticket!
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
Stop! Stop this outrageous intrusion!
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest fink of all?
Lulu! Speak to me, Lulu!
They're still breathing. How in the name of purple wombats do they manage that?
Burn baby, burn!
Take away that ravenous panther!
Ah, the direct approach. I admire that in a man with a mask.
What you hide, I discover. What you put in your toilet, I place on my mantle. Get the picture?
Goodbye, my unintended; go to Heaven.
Prop Department?
I don't know whether to call him 'daddy' or just 'commish'.
So where are all the children?
You're just jealous, because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask!
Well, Dynamic Dupes, how does it feel to be a couple of human teabags?
My name is not Oswald! It's Penguin! I am not a human being. I am an animal! Cold-blooded!
Close your gills.
You don't really think you'll win, do you?
But when it comes down to it, who's holding the umbrella?
Great quivering icebergs! Take me to prison!
Forward march! The liberation of Gotham has begun!
You're about to witness the coup of the century. The world's leading arch-criminal becomes the son-in-law of a police commissioner.
Just the pussy I've been lookin' for!
Maybe this is a bad time to mention this, but my license has expired!
Check it out. We're gonna disassemble his Batmobile and turn it into an H-bomb on wheels.
I believe the word you're looking for is 'Aaahh'!
I'll wipe those silly smirks off your faces in court! I'll sue you for assault and battery, and aggravated interference!
Careful, careful, every one of them's got a mother.
How was I to know they'd have a can of shark- repellent Bat-spray handy?
Right, Mr. Riddler, all right! We must hang together, or most assuredly we shall hang separately.
You gotta admit I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell.
I could really get into this mayor stuff. It's not about power, it's about reaching out to people - touching people - groping people!

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