Batman Movies: Quotes of The Penguin

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QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
Faugh on passing Porpoises!
Oh, great heavenly sunshades. I have it! It's a fantastical scheme. It's hatched, full blown. U-Day. U for Umbrella day. What a dazzling plot!
Mr. Blue! I want you to prepare fifty pounds of pie-crust. We are going to make a gigantic butler pie!
Plenty of girls and bands and slogans and lots of hoopla, but remember, no politics. Issues confuse people.
I may have saved the mayor's baby, but I refuse to save a mayor who stood by helpless as a baby, while Gotham was ravaged by a disease that turned eagle scouts into crazed clowns.
Just relax. I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham!
Take away that ravenous panther!
There are two eggs this wily bird is going to scramble: Batman and Robin! Wah wah wah!
Don't adjust your sets. Welcome to the Oswald Cobblepot school of driving.
'Yo-ho-ho' What?
Stop! Stop this outrageous intrusion!
You gotta admit I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell.
Ah, ****... I picked a cute one.
Burn baby, burn!
You cowardly kitten! You want to live forever?
I believe the word you're looking for is 'Aaahh'!
Ah, the direct approach. I admire that in a man with a mask.
Still... could be worse. My nose could be gushing blood.
Goodbye, my unintended; go to Heaven.
What slander! Fah!
Just the pussy I've been lookin' for!
No! It's a lot 'uh'!
Hi, Max! Remember me? I'm Fred's hand! You wanna greet any other body parts? Remember, Max. You flush it. I flaunt it.
I must say that your laboratory exceeds the limits of man's wildest imaginations ... absolutely.
Talent scout. Say Cheese!
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest fink of all?
I saw her first...gotta fly!
Careful, careful, every one of them's got a mother.
But it can't be. We gassed you at the party.
You lousy minx! I oughta have you spayed!
True. I was their number one son, and they treated me like number two.
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
Right, Mr. Riddler, all right! We must hang together, or most assuredly we shall hang separately.
You don't really think you'll win, do you?
How was I to know they'd have a can of shark- repellent Bat-spray handy?
Gentlemen, Start Your Screaming.
Ladies and gentlemen, friends of The Penguin's Nest. I regret to announce the outbreak of a sudden epidemic: Moldavian food poisoning. I suggest while you can, to run for your live
My babies. Did you miss me?
Forward march! The liberation of Gotham has begun!
They're still breathing. How in the name of purple wombats do they manage that?
What are you buttinskies doing here?
Those names are not for prying eyes.
And away we go in my Bird-mobile!
I don't know whether to call him 'daddy' or just 'commish'.
Shut up, you feline floozy!
Check it out. We're gonna disassemble his Batmobile and turn it into an H-bomb on wheels.
Prop Department?
Waugh waugh!
Oh, good morning, commissionor. Have you snared the costumed crooks yet?
So where are all the children?
Great quivering icebergs! Take me to prison!
You're coming with me, ya great white dope, to die way down in the sewer!
And you're the hottest young person a role-model could have.
I am an aristocrat of crookery my dear man!
What you hide, I discover. What you put in your toilet, I place on my mantle. Get the picture?
'Dear Penguin. The children regret they are unable to attend - Batman.'
Here comes the bride, all bagged and tied!
My dear penguins, we stand on a great threshold! It's okay to be scared; many of you won't be coming back.
Ointment! Scented or unscented?
He hasn't the foggiest. He just keeps ringing for his confounded tea
You're about to witness the coup of the century. The world's leading arch-criminal becomes the son-in-law of a police commissioner.
But when it comes down to it, who's holding the umbrella?
It's worth 2,000? You cheapskate. You could have at least sent me a plane ticket!
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
Rats with wings do your thing.
Close your gills.
And could I trouble you for a glass of water? Your bat gas seems to have left me with a parched sensation.
He didn't even lose a limb! An eyeball! Bladder control!
Stop, you bumbling buffoons! This is legal, I tell you! It's legal!
Tragic irony or poetic justice, you tell me.
The heat's getting to me. I'll murder you momentarily. But first, I need a cold drink of ice water.
Ahoy there! Could you chaps direct me to a policeman? Commodore Schmidlapp's the name. Big Ben Distilleries, you know.
You didn't invite me, so I CRASHED!
They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab!
Now hear this, now hear this. This is your Captain speaking. My fine pinioned pirates, we're approaching the tricky buoy! Sharpen your cutlasses! There may be skullduggery ahead!
I'll wipe those silly smirks off your faces in court! I'll sue you for assault and battery, and aggravated interference!
I could really get into this mayor stuff. It's not about power, it's about reaching out to people - touching people - groping people!
Well, good for you. The Dynamic Duo. Their faces completely covered with Penguin egg.
Well, Dynamic Dupes, how does it feel to be a couple of human teabags?
You're Beauty and the Beast in one luscious Christmas gift pack.
The finish for them, not for us, my quacking cohorts. But they're not captured yet. If I may coin a phrase: there's many a slip, so zipper your lip.
'Great Quivering Jellyfish!'
Fah! Armband, Visor, bridle that filly!
Touring the riot scene. Gravely assessing the devastation. Upstanding mayor stuff.
You're just jealous, because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask!
My name is not Oswald! It's Penguin! I am not a human being. I am an animal! Cold-blooded!
Now lets toss the costumes corpses over the pier. To the sharks with them.
No, just give you a splitting headache.
Lulu! Speak to me, Lulu!
Cease I say! Cease and desist!
Hey, why should I trust some cat-broad, anyway? Maybe you're just a screwed-up sorority chick who's gettin' back at her daddy for not buying her that pony for her sixteenth?
Maybe this is a bad time to mention this, but my license has expired!
Actually, this is all just a bad dream. You're at home, in bed, heavily sedated, resting comfortably, dying from the carcinogens you personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering
Who, me? The Penguin married and kept in a bathtub?
I knew you when you'd steal the braces from other kids teeth.

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