Batman Movies: Quotes of The Penguin

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QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
I could really get into this mayor stuff. It's not about power, it's about reaching out to people - touching people - groping people!
Goodbye, my unintended; go to Heaven.
Ahoy there! Could you chaps direct me to a policeman? Commodore Schmidlapp's the name. Big Ben Distilleries, you know.
Ladies and gentlemen, friends of The Penguin's Nest. I regret to announce the outbreak of a sudden epidemic: Moldavian food poisoning. I suggest while you can, to run for your live
Right, Mr. Riddler, all right! We must hang together, or most assuredly we shall hang separately.
And you're the hottest young person a role-model could have.
Actually, this is all just a bad dream. You're at home, in bed, heavily sedated, resting comfortably, dying from the carcinogens you personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering
Touring the riot scene. Gravely assessing the devastation. Upstanding mayor stuff.
What are you buttinskies doing here?
My dear penguins, we stand on a great threshold! It's okay to be scared; many of you won't be coming back.
Ah, the direct approach. I admire that in a man with a mask.
I believe the word you're looking for is 'Aaahh'!
I am an aristocrat of crookery my dear man!
Plenty of girls and bands and slogans and lots of hoopla, but remember, no politics. Issues confuse people.
What you hide, I discover. What you put in your toilet, I place on my mantle. Get the picture?
Prop Department?
Faugh on passing Porpoises!
Tragic irony or poetic justice, you tell me.
Take away that ravenous panther!
There are two eggs this wily bird is going to scramble: Batman and Robin! Wah wah wah!
Maybe this is a bad time to mention this, but my license has expired!
Burn baby, burn!
Careful, careful, every one of them's got a mother.
Still... could be worse. My nose could be gushing blood.
Here comes the bride, all bagged and tied!
Don't adjust your sets. Welcome to the Oswald Cobblepot school of driving.
Forward march! The liberation of Gotham has begun!
I may have saved the mayor's baby, but I refuse to save a mayor who stood by helpless as a baby, while Gotham was ravaged by a disease that turned eagle scouts into crazed clowns.
The heat's getting to me. I'll murder you momentarily. But first, I need a cold drink of ice water.
Oh, good morning, commissionor. Have you snared the costumed crooks yet?
They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab!
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
Lulu! Speak to me, Lulu!
So where are all the children?
Great quivering icebergs! Take me to prison!
Check it out. We're gonna disassemble his Batmobile and turn it into an H-bomb on wheels.
Fah! Armband, Visor, bridle that filly!
How was I to know they'd have a can of shark- repellent Bat-spray handy?
Stop, you bumbling buffoons! This is legal, I tell you! It's legal!
Just the pussy I've been lookin' for!
Now lets toss the costumes corpses over the pier. To the sharks with them.
Just relax. I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham!
You're Beauty and the Beast in one luscious Christmas gift pack.
He hasn't the foggiest. He just keeps ringing for his confounded tea
You're coming with me, ya great white dope, to die way down in the sewer!
I don't know whether to call him 'daddy' or just 'commish'.
You lousy minx! I oughta have you spayed!
And could I trouble you for a glass of water? Your bat gas seems to have left me with a parched sensation.
What slander! Fah!
Now hear this, now hear this. This is your Captain speaking. My fine pinioned pirates, we're approaching the tricky buoy! Sharpen your cutlasses! There may be skullduggery ahead!
You're about to witness the coup of the century. The world's leading arch-criminal becomes the son-in-law of a police commissioner.
Who, me? The Penguin married and kept in a bathtub?
You cowardly kitten! You want to live forever?
Stop! Stop this outrageous intrusion!
But when it comes down to it, who's holding the umbrella?
Cease I say! Cease and desist!
No, just give you a splitting headache.
It's worth 2,000? You cheapskate. You could have at least sent me a plane ticket!
Oh, great heavenly sunshades. I have it! It's a fantastical scheme. It's hatched, full blown. U-Day. U for Umbrella day. What a dazzling plot!
Talent scout. Say Cheese!
Close your gills.
He didn't even lose a limb! An eyeball! Bladder control!
Well, good for you. The Dynamic Duo. Their faces completely covered with Penguin egg.
QuotePenguin: (B)urgess or (D)anny
And away we go in my Bird-mobile!
You don't really think you'll win, do you?
You gotta admit I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell.
Shut up, you feline floozy!
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest fink of all?
You're just jealous, because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask!
Well, Dynamic Dupes, how does it feel to be a couple of human teabags?
You didn't invite me, so I CRASHED!
My name is not Oswald! It's Penguin! I am not a human being. I am an animal! Cold-blooded!
Mr. Blue! I want you to prepare fifty pounds of pie-crust. We are going to make a gigantic butler pie!
'Great Quivering Jellyfish!'
They're still breathing. How in the name of purple wombats do they manage that?
I saw her first...gotta fly!
My babies. Did you miss me?
'Dear Penguin. The children regret they are unable to attend - Batman.'
I knew you when you'd steal the braces from other kids teeth.
Ah, ****... I picked a cute one.
Waugh waugh!
I'll wipe those silly smirks off your faces in court! I'll sue you for assault and battery, and aggravated interference!
True. I was their number one son, and they treated me like number two.
No! It's a lot 'uh'!
'Yo-ho-ho' What?
But it can't be. We gassed you at the party.
Those names are not for prying eyes.
Hi, Max! Remember me? I'm Fred's hand! You wanna greet any other body parts? Remember, Max. You flush it. I flaunt it.
Gentlemen, Start Your Screaming.
I must say that your laboratory exceeds the limits of man's wildest imaginations ... absolutely.
The finish for them, not for us, my quacking cohorts. But they're not captured yet. If I may coin a phrase: there's many a slip, so zipper your lip.
Hey, why should I trust some cat-broad, anyway? Maybe you're just a screwed-up sorority chick who's gettin' back at her daddy for not buying her that pony for her sixteenth?
Ointment! Scented or unscented?
Rats with wings do your thing.

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