| Reason for visit | |
| small commonwealth island | |
| Cannibals | |
| chillin with mafia | |
| small commonwealth island | |
| fjords | |
| only fair after czech republic visit | |
| kebab | |
| central america | |
| burgers | |
| visitin' Cousin | |
| Riga is a good stag do location | |
| Gonna be a pro rugger | |
| Country was awarded VC | |
| war; what is it good for? | |
| is it a country? i like to think so | |
| political stability | |
| Chillin with puffins | |
| awesome name | |
| small commonwealth island | |
| booze cruisin from Finland | |
| manny pacquio | |
| superior sweet n sour | |
| prossies | |
| Visitin' Sol Bamba | |
| size isnt everything | |
| Steve Davis | |
| paedoin' | |
| fat ronaldo | |
| near enough india | |
| eat a dog | |
| Namouchi | |
| en route to slovenia | |
| Visitin' Boogie | |
| das autobahn | |
| | Reason for visit | |
| communists | |
| big flag pole | |
| small pacific islands are my thing | |
| literally no idea | |
| earthquakes | |
| Jimmy floyd was a lad | |
| good beer | |
| My mate Dunc went there on Holiday | |
| Gid at fitba in the 30s | |
| andes | |
| chillin with war graves | |
| coffee | |
| oil | |
| fit burds | |
| To enable invasion of Argentina | |
| coke | |
| Beirut; safer than Ireland | |
| alexander the great? no William Wallace but | |
| Landlocked, biggish, european | |
| snow | |
| en route to croatia | |
| I am actually Albanian | |
| Vikings | |
| central america | |
| sounds like a somewhat rude word | |
| Jews | |
| favourite enclave | |
| wanna make love to the sphynx | |
| visitin' desert | |
| galapagos isles | |
| smal | |
| In south africa anyway | |
| mooses | |
| potaatos | |
| | Reason for visit | |
| lesbos | |
| superior broadband | |
| the accent makes me wet | |
| hefty big | |
| UN peacekeepin | |
| best country | |
| bacon | |
| lemurs | |
| incas n shiz | |
| gonna find rakitic | |
| fancy taking part in genocide | |
| Highest rate of HIV i think | |
| pretty long | |
| fat ronaldo | |
| tequila drinkin | |
| smack | |
| Scotlands attempted empire | |
| Near Suriname? | |
| invade from falklands | |
| safer than Ireland | |
| They have a big **** off hydro dam | |
| central america | |
| Fosters is my fav lager | |
| good pies | |
| Turkish attempted genocide | |
| shootin adebayor | |
| dictatorship | |
| toblerone factory | |
| Small tax haven | |
| Sangria | |
| My mate Dunc went there on Holiday. Twice | |
| golfin | |
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